My boyfriend and I have intense nose licking fights every single day.
I have been with my boyfriend for 7 years now. Over the years, our love has grown stronger and everything has just got better and better. But over these years, we have also got WEIRD. It started with fake snoring when we are tired, then we introduced hissing if something is bad. Now... we lick each other's nose. Like right up the nostril kind of lick. Every DAY.
One of us will start it on the day, and before we know it it's a whole ordeal. I'm mounting sofas to become taller than him and reach his nose to lick it. He's tricking me by pretending he's going to kiss me and then suddenly, LICK up the nose. It turns into whole fights. (Loving joke fights of course!) I'll be running through the house trying to get him back. He'll get tackled out of nowhere with a LICK. Then I'll regret my whole life as I got pinned down and licked up the nose to death.
I have absolutely no idea where this even came from, but it's hilarious. Sometimes it accidentally spills into our social life, and our friends stare at us as if we're aliens. Honestly, I think we might be...
Anyway, he's at work right now, but as soon as I see him again, he's getting it!!