u/surreptitiousIy

Hi! Are you able to loft beds to make room for a desk or furniture underneath? As in, can a single bed be lofted to be the height of a top bunk bed without the bottom bunk? If so, is there a student/university agency to help with this?

I was in the lobby and spotted someone with a cube zero point sprite. We started dancing together, and I remember thinking: "Man... how cool would it be if I actually ran into them in the match?"

I decide to land lifty, as I always do when I'm hunting sprites. Then I notice that the person from the lobby is following ME. I don't want to fight off spawn because I'm terrible at those fights, so I sprint into the lodge to loot.

A few moments later, I see them. They're jumping up and down, swinging their pickaxe at me. I genuinely couldn't believe my luck.

I got so excited that I immediately pulled out my pickaxe too, assuming they wanted to switch sprites. They dropped the cube zero point. I happily dropped my gold ghost.

I was literally about to extract it when they eliminated me

To the person who baited me with their Cube Zero Point sprite: screw you. You already had the sprite in your collection. What was the point? Just to farm a free elim? If you wanted the kill that badly, you probably could've beaten me in a normal fight anyway. I'm actually employed... I don't spend every waking second grinding Fortnite and tricking people who get excited about sharing sprites.

I hope whoever eliminated you enjoyed the sprite.

Anyways, I gave away my sprite collection the next few matches to restore my faith in happy, grateful players.

Make people happy. Spread kindness. Share your sprites. Don't be that guy.

Non-freshmen, what writing seminar did you take at Princeton and did you enjoy it? Which writing seminars do you or your classmates recommend? What should we look for when choosing a writing seminar?

Thanks 🧡 from the class of '30