Our laundry basket is full of piss
Get ready for a long post 😅
Hey, this has just happened and we are absolutely lost.
I (27F) have been staying at my boyfriend’s (28M) house since yesterday, and i hadn’t been here since Friday morning.
Today, around 3pm, after i got back from school, we decided to go to beach. I had no swimsuit to wear so i went to his closet to find some shorts. In front of this set of drawers he had his laundry basket and in order for me to get to the shorts drawer i had to get my head really close to the basket and that’s when the STENCH hit me. Confused that maybe he might have pissed himself or maybe it was a piece of my underwear from a day that maybe?!? I pissed myself slightly?!? I have no idea honestly. So i just told him “laundry basket smells weird af btw” but we just moved on and went on our way.
After we got back from the beach we decided to do some laundry since we used his only 2 towels to dry ourselves. He emptied the basket and came into the bathroom to tell me “yo, the basket and the clothes are actually fucking drenched in piss”
The sight was absolutely disgusting, the white clothes were GREEN from how much piss there was. We put them in the washer and washed the basket in the shower right away.
Let me go through the possible scenarios we thought of but before that a:
¡Disclaimer!
We thought some of you would probably just say it was him but let me preface this by saying he is the cleanest most hygienic person i have ever met. He deeps cleans his house once a week, airs out his mattress and bed covers and pillows everyday, leaves the windows open to his room can breathe. Washes dishes right away, deep cleans the bathroom multiple times a week and takes about 2 showers a day. So i highly doubt hed just piss in the laundry basket…
Here are the possibilities:
- Me or him
So the piss, from the smell, has to be from between Sunday and yesterday.
Now, yesterday he didn’t sleep during the night, he was playing stardew valley until 5am, and i was asleep. I woke up at 7 to go to school and took a piss (in the toilet)
I have never had the habit of waking up during the night or to get up. I never sleepwak or do things in my sleep. Also i have a vagina, if it was me (or anyone with a vagina) piss would’ve have gone on the floor etc which was not the case, the piss was ONLY inside the basket.
I was here only monday for about a few hours, yesterday since 7pm until 8am today. And today was when i noticed the piss.
He did ask me a few time if it had been me sleepwalking or something but i have absolutely no memory of it at all lol and i have never done anything like this
- He had friends over on Sunday night
Sunday he had people over, it was one of his friend’s birthday (they were about 4 people in total). Now, everyone who was here (i wasnt) has been here before and knows the house. Another thing is, his living room is next to the toilet and if anyone needed to go, he would notice if they went towards his room/ closet. His closet is in a part of the house where no one goes because it’s just bedrooms. Theres no reason to go there and it’s on the other side of the house. (But, everyone who was here on that day, has a penis 🤷♀️and they were drinking but no one ever gets that crazy)
- He used to have flatmates and it ended poorly
This would be a long story so ill try and shorten it as much as possible.
His flatmates were a couple (both 30 i believe) and the guy (let’s call him Joe) has been his friend since he was 13 i think. They lived together for a few years and then Joe got a girlfriend and she moved in about a year ago or so. After a while of her moving in, that standard flatmate drama started, my bf couldn’t leave a plate in the sink or a pan on the stove since it would cause drama. Joe and his gf also had 2 cats who never had the habit of pissing outside their box (and the piss was definitely human so we ruled out the possibility of the cats pissing)
Earlier this year, Joe and his gf decided it was time to have their own place so they started looking for a flat and consequently became very distant and cold towards my boyfriend and me i guess.
Basically because of little shitty attitudes from Joe and some drama, their friendship got affected heavily because of it. And then they moved out. Now, they moved out between may 11th and may 13th, leaving behind their bedframe and a table and some other random minor stuff. On monday i came over to talk to ny bf since we had a fight over the weekend and i noticed the bedframe was now upright against the wall which it hadn’t been since they left, and some of the other things they left behind had been moved. My bf didnt noticed these things at all.
Suddenly and randomly, the cat’s automatic water fountain was on, which was weird. They couldn’t have come over the weekend because my bf was here and would have remembered and they didnt come monday either. The only time one of them might’ve popped in would be yesterday around 7pm when we went to the supermarket a bit far away. Note: joe and his gf work in the bar on the ground floor and still have the keys to the flat. But like?? Would joe do this?!
- Ghost? We honestly have no idea how the things got moved
Another thing, the day before they moved out, joe sent a text to my bf about a shopping bag he was looking for that he later found in that closet and it was full of what seems like vomit/ pukey water (this is a little fuzzy in our memory since we dont remember if joe just found the pukey bag inside one of their bags if that was was theirs??? Idk man
We have no idea what happened but thought this story was good Reddit material so now you can be as confused as we are and laugh with/ at us