u/tditdatdwt

>try to buy a game
"We couldn't retrieve your purchased products. Please try again." (repeat 3 times)

>try to log into gog galaxy to try there, no idea what my password is, try to reset password
"Password is not safe" (repeat 3 times)

>finally come up with a 'safe' password I'll never remember
"Account

Oops, something went wrong

To request a new one go to GOG.com" (repeat 3 times)

>uninstall everything, pirate game instead