Trust God
Proverbs 29:25 NLT [25] Fearing people is a dangerous trap, but trusting the Lord means safety.
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Let God be your Guide
Galatians 5:16 NLT [16] So I say, let the Holy Spirit guide your lives. Then you won’t be doing what your sinful nature craves.
u/theajplayer123 — 2 days ago
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What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rino.
u/theajplayer123 — 2 days ago
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Me: "why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants"?
My kids: " in case he gets a hole in one.". Me "he craps his pants alot."
u/theajplayer123 — 2 days ago
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How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow
u/theajplayer123 — 2 days ago
Jesus did it all
Ephesians 2:8-9 NLT [8] God saved you by his grace when you believed. And you can’t take credit for this; it is a gift from God. [9] Salvation is not a reward for the good things we have done, so none of us can boast about it.
u/theajplayer123 — 3 days ago
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Did you hear about the snail who bought a sports car?
He painted an s on both sides so when he drove past people they would say "look at that s car go"
u/theajplayer123 — 3 days ago
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Science has discovered beer makes you smarter.
They say it made Bud wiser.
u/theajplayer123 — 3 days ago
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Someone stole my Long Beach State baseball cap!!!
What a Dirtbag
u/theajplayer123 — 3 days ago
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only 1 but it takes years and the light bulb has to really want to change.
u/theajplayer123 — 3 days ago
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Doctor asks his patient "what's your zodiac sign". Patient replies"Cancer"
Doctor looks at test results and says "wow what a coincidence"
u/theajplayer123 — 3 days ago
Lord of my life
1 Peter 3:15 NLT [15] Instead, you must worship Christ as Lord of your life. And if someone asks about your hope as a believer, always be ready to explain it.
u/theajplayer123 — 4 days ago
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Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
A pig fell in the Mud
u/theajplayer123 — 4 days ago
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Science has discovered diahrea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans
u/theajplayer123 — 4 days ago
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What kind of underwear does Donald Trump wear, boxers or briefs?
Mmmmm. Depends
u/theajplayer123 — 4 days ago
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Why does Satan enjoy tennis?
Because Love means Nothing
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A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head. Bartender says "what the hell is that"
The frog replies" I don't know it started as a bump on my ass"
u/theajplayer123 — 4 days ago