Help me solve my soap shelf

Help me solve my soap shelf

Without a hangy thing over the shower head, and no suction cups. The shelf is too narrow for a wooden soap holder. I'm a horrible housewife, so I need it to be easy to clean and I hate mold so I need it to be mildew-resistant. I don't have a dishwasher to throw things into to sanitize them.

Halp...

u/thecarolinelinnae — 8 days ago

Bakelite or Fakelite?

I don't have Simichrome or 409, but the baking soda paste didn't result in yellow.

Screw clasp feels vintage, necklace is quite heavy, and sounds clunky to me, but I'm leaning fake. Pictures in comments.

u/thecarolinelinnae — 3 months ago