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r/humansarespaceorcs

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We call them the devourers of worlds. The humans call them lunch.

u/thing-sayer — 2 days ago

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None of us know who this Kilroy is. But he must be excellent at infiltration. We don't know what he looks like, except that he must have a very large nose as seen in his mark.

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u/thing-sayer — 4 days ago

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Here were humans. And ne'er again be they here. Not gone, not forgotten, but exiled. T'was our folly. And now, our lives be forfeit.

u/thing-sayer — 7 days ago

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Human Warfare: The Art of Tactical Larceny

u/thing-sayer — 13 days ago

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If you fight the humans, they'll sell your shit right from under you. You'll enter FTL with a whole ship and exit FTL with everything of value cut out and already on its way to buyers.

Utinni!

u/thing-sayer — 13 days ago

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Weaponized Stupidity: How humans turned the laws of physics into impotent suggestions.

u/thing-sayer — 14 days ago

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Humans are honestly really weak. At least, when they aren't piloting building-sized robotic superweapons.

u/thing-sayer — 15 days ago

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Most people are terrified of our bioengineered war beasts. The humans... found them delicious.

u/thing-sayer — 16 days ago

▲ 186 r/humansarespaceorcs

Human, that "goodest boy" just killed eleven pirates. Thank you, but what the fuck.

u/thing-sayer — 1 month ago

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Humans are useless in a fight. We lost because they stole everything instead. Fucking theft monkeys.

Humans are actually complete shit at war. They win because they steal everything from their enemies.

Every. Fucking. Thing.

u/thing-sayer — 1 month ago

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The human is always the first to notice danger.

u/thing-sayer — 1 month ago

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War against the humans is a bad idea. They may not be powerful, but they are far too helpful to far too many species.

u/thing-sayer — 1 month ago

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Attention: All personnel are to wear blood pressure monitors when interacting with human POWs. They delight in infuriating us.

u/thing-sayer — 2 months ago

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Where possible, hire at least one human for your civilian emergency response team. They may be chaotic when not working, but they will do things most of us can't in order to save lives.

u/thing-sayer — 2 months ago

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A significant portion of distress calls in this sector have the same cause: The human was bored. Nearly all of these calls are false alarms. Still, we should never ignore a single one.

u/thing-sayer — 2 months ago

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In a shocking number of alien languages, the word for "human" is derived from the name of that alien's trickster god. This happened separately every time. There's a reason for that.

u/thing-sayer — 2 months ago

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Any creature that can survive sharing a planet with geese must have an excellent survival strategy indeed. And humans don't even have natural weapons!

u/thing-sayer — 2 months ago

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Every century or so, the humans reinvent Mythbusters. Every century or so, the Mythbusters punch several holes in well-established scientific theorems.

u/thing-sayer — 2 months ago

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Every action has its cost. Humans have discovered the art of harnessing both the action and the cost.

u/thing-sayer — 3 months ago

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You think humans are harmless until you start hearing the banjo in your comms. We see them as they see "hillbillies."

u/thing-sayer — 3 months ago