u/threeamigas_

EDIT: Thank you for all the birthday wishes, i’m trying my best to sort through all of them! Obviously with today being my birthday I may be a little preoccupied with IRL stuff but I’m making my way through them all slowly! Pls don’t let that deter you from messaging if you haven’t yet! My post does not have an expiration date.

My birthday is in 15 mins & I’m not terribly excited lol I’m not really the type to celebrate fourth of July either, so if you’re from a different country: perfect. I’d rather think about anything other than this (pardon my French) fuck ass country. I need someone to take away the boredom forever preferably.

About me:

I live in NY, I’m a full-time (at least during the summer) executive assistant at a law firm. I’m still in university for my master’s in psychology, with a minor in law. In my free time I love to sew, play video games, cook/bake, read, & watch YouTube and/or anime. I’m currently reading the Dungeon Crawler Carl series, as for anime I’m working on Frieren & Black Clover! I love to play video games with others, but usually find it hard to because I’m unable to speak. My vocal cords were irreparably damaged when I was 13 years old, I’m more than happy to answer any questions about it! That does mean any/all calls end up being more or less one-sided 😅

Personality-wise I’m an ENFP who can be very clingy 😅 Once I like you as a person, you will never know peace. Hopefully you can keep up with that!

What I look like:

160cm
Curly Blackish-Brown hair
Blue eyes
Fashion style: Metronome between soft pastels & alternative/grunge

I’m looking for:

Someone 25+ with similar interests/hobbies who can hold a conversation & won’t disappear after a few days. Someone who can respect boundaries and take no for an answer. Someone who’s sensitive with emotional maturity. Have a sense of humour, laughter gets you a long way. If you’re generally described as kind/caring or “the parent friend” you get bonus points. Preferably 420 friendly.

i’m not really particular when it comes to looks/gender/sexuality/location. Just don’t be a bigot/racist, don’t be more than 6 hour time difference, & don’t just send “hey.” Vocaroos are encouraged, but given that I don’t have a voice I don’t expect you to flaunt yours.

Please send an introduction (the more detailed the better!) along with 2 truths & 1 lie about you! If you read this far be sure to out a ⭐ in your message to make sure you read everything! NSFW tag is on because we’re all adults. Pls be respectful in DMs.

Thank you for your time! Bye! 👋

Hii! I’m Celeste a 22 year old living in the US! I’m WFH for the next 5 weeks (minimum apparently) while my work building is under construction, so I’m looking to learn new things, especially from people who’re older and/or from different countries! Throw me your wisdoms and life perspectives! NSFW tag is on because we’re all adults, please do not come into my DMs for nefarious purposes 🤺

Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming;

I’m a full-time (at least during the summer) executive assistant at a law firm. I’m still in university for my master’s in psychology, with a minor in law. In my free time I love to sew, play video games, cook/bake, read, & watch YouTube and/or anime. I’m currently reading the Dungeon Crawler Carl series, as for anime I’m working on Frieren & Black Clover! I love to play video games with others, but usually find it hard to because I’m unable to speak. My vocal cords were irreparably damaged when I was 13 years old, I’m more than happy to answer any questions about it! That does mean any/all calls end up being more or less one-sided 😅

I’m hoping to meet someone who understands that life gets busy & I sadly can’t answer every single text within 10 seconds. I try my hardest but sometimes I may be MIA for a day or two. With my job, personal time is not something I get much of. Don’t even get me started when the school year starts up. I want to pick up where we left off like it was nothing. A few extra bonus points your way if you:
- Have a sense of humour/whimsy* (*read as ADHD/other Neurodivergence)
- Have similar hobbies to me
- Are looking for someone to game & goof around with on occasion
- Have Pets/Like Animals (I have a cat named Ludwig! I will happily show photos of my little lady)
- Are older than me/Not from the US (I love language learning! I know English, ASL, BSL, & bits & pieces of Polish)
- Have multiple degrees (I plan on going back to school for a second Master’s degree after I graduate!)
- Love to yap about your interests/niche knowledges (someone has to do the talking & it can’t be me)

I would preferably like to move off of Reddit onto a different platform since the notifications here are awful. If you managed to make it this far- huzzah! You get a gold star. Now I’m no dummy when it comes to Reddit. The fact that I slapped “F” in the title of this post has guaranteed that my inbox will hate me. If you want to guarantee yourself a reply from me, as well as a selfie of myself please introduce yourself, what drew you to my post, a selfie of yourself & what your last meal would be!

Thanks so much & have a great day!!