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Will I get in trouble for bringing an escort to my dorm?

I’m gonna be turning 19 soon. My dad sent me a few hundred dollars for my birthday and told me, “Go throw a party and buy drinks for your friends.”

The problem is that I don’t really have any friends here, and I’ve honestly never even been invited to a party before.

When I first came to Canada I tried drinking by myself a few times, but I didn’t enjoy it and ended up throwing up.

So instead I’ve decided to spend the money on a prostitute so I can finally lose my virginity.

The issue is that I can’t afford both the service and a hotel room, so I was thinking about bringing her back to Baker House instead. Has anyone ever done this before? I don’t want to get into trouble with housing.

Also, I still want it to feel romantic, so I’m planning to take her on a date beforehand. Please let me know if this sounds okay:

- Dinner at Triple O’s on campus
- Walk around Baker House and the new dorms
- Watch Netflix together (maybe Family Guy because it has a lot of sexual jokes and might help set the mood)
- Sex

Any help would be appreciated.

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u/throwaway1wp — 11 hours ago