u/tonymillion

So a few years ago I was stationed on the Enterprise-D as we were charting the Amargosa Diaspora globular cluster. I was assigned to help La Forge and his pet robot to "route warp power through the sensor grid" - a really terrible idea, but whatever, I thought they knew what they were doing....

Anyway, to cut to the chase, La Forge manages to open a subspace rift into a pocket dimension or something, and crew members are being taken in their sleep and experimented on. Well I was one of the crew members that were taken, apparently I had my eyeballs removed and reattached upside down (the doctor fixed it later).

So, I transferred off the Enterprise after that and took up a research position on a neutral planet called Lantea. But now I work with "doctor lieutenant snappity snap" (real name is McKay) who furiously snaps his fingers every time he is coming up with a brilliant new idea.

Every time he does it, it forces me to re-live my trauma, I've asked him to stop but he just wont. He gets a free pass from the facility administrator Dr Weir because he's some kind of genius. Both me and my co-worker Zalenka think it would be better if he were isolated in his own lab but that hasn't happened yet.

Should I file an official complaint to Starfleet about his lack of empathy, and constant clicking fingers that triggers the PTSD I endure from the traumatic events I experienced in the subspace pocket dimension? I've brought it up twice with him and he just dismissed it both times.

Please help.

Dear Sir/Madam/NonBinary/Sentient Foliage,

I represent the Well Hydrated Association of Clean Kazon (W.H.A.C.K) and I write to you to ask you stop portraying all Kazon as thirsty, dirty, bad haired delinquents.

This negative stereotype hurts all Kazon, but especially my clients who do have access to running water, and regularly bathe.

We are an organization dedicated to promoting progressive avant-garde images of Kazon across the quadrant, (which we call "W.H.A.C.K ing it").

If this forum continues to perpetuate the lies that Kason are parched "low budget" Klingons with styrofoam hair, we will have no choice but to inform the moderators and have this forum removed. You will be W.H.A.C.K.ed off, so to speak.

Thankyou.

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Also why isn’t there a Hubris flair??

HELP! I'm about to be caught in a temporal causality loop!

AITA for being caught in a temporal causality loop?

How do people get caught in a temporal causality loop, are they stupid?