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This guy killed last night at my local comedy club
▲ 36 r/circlejerk

This guy killed last night at my local comedy club

at the end of the day I just wanna tell funny jokes

u/toodybreeze — 3 days ago
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I am Eagle spirit flying above Qeshm island in the straight of Hormuz. I see the vast inner canyons, salt caves, and rock columns give way to the coastal wetlands in the south. Dolphins surf on small waves near the white sand beaches of the west coast.

And I see imperialist warships and their bombs. My female lays eggs in the high cliff caves every spring, a rat got them all this past year. My oldest male offspring is a real sonofabitch, I chased him off to the military base. I have no contact with humans, my gaze naturally does not behold the daughters of Eve. I heard that some eagles are now wearing glasses to record footage and broadcast it to many humans.

u/toodybreeze — 4 days ago
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My big brother bossed me around and made me do all the chores while he watched, so one night I put a snake in his pillow case. When he cried out at bed time my father yelled at both of us. "This house is too small for you, take these ten silver talents and don't come back until you have thirty."

I followed my big brother through the night and that morning we arrived at a sea side village where a bunch of men drank coffee on their condo balconies. We asked them where we can find work. "We are here on an adult oriented vacation. I suppose we can throw you a couple silver talents a day for bringing us beers and watching our stuff when we go in the ocean."

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u/toodybreeze — 9 days ago
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Hey what's up betas, my new "I am a wanker" t shirts are available in stores today. I would never wear one, seeing that I have only ever spilled seed in the conception of my twelve sons and one daughter with my wives and concubines.

Check my browser history, I have nothing to hide. You will buy the shirts because it gives you fun chill cool vibes shared with your fellow wankers.

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u/toodybreeze — 11 days ago