I stopped smoking because I read the label on the pack and it said they were bad. They used to make me look cool and I did look cool! I got noticed by a bunch of broads, I mean women and then
The mods took down my post!
Haven't heard a lot about the Juice in the news......wonder what's next for him? Perhaps, he's a fella that needs a wider worldview.
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-view-announces-all-new-cast-of-angry-middle-aged-women
Unfortunately, none of them are a Harley Morenstein.
Hey old guys, quit stealing my moves!
And in a related story, millions of men are suddenly pretending they’ve ‘always’ used protection. Yeah. Overnight every guy became a real public health hero. ‘No babe, this isn’t about me… this is about science
The University of science relocated to Philadelphia. Thoughts on this move?
https://www.the-sun.com/news/16371895/
My God, I was looking for my brother everywhere. It's important we don't make jokes about this type of stuff. Some of you may try to make jokes but my God what really bothers me is not the jokes, it's the hypocrisy.
Don't make me tell Kitchener Leslie about you all!
Is anyone enrolling at the University of Logic? I'm enrolling this year and studying history with a focus on Railroad Cops. What are you studying? Will you be enrolling?
Did you guys know that the most important feature of the US China relationship is "The Morbius Question?" Apparently, President XI of China thinks Morbius is actually Chinese. Thoughts?
Anyone wore a hat and eaten at Denny's lately? Life is great, man. It's the greatest gig ever.
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE! None of them are a Harley Morenstein. By God! No David Hasslehoff? No Pamela Anderson!? The worst part about this is the hypocrisy. The more I find out about this, the more I dislike it!
What's next for Eileen Wang? By God! This reminds me of my marriage. She's very deeply closeted
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE.
The legal fight between Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively appears to be winding down.
Though sadly, no one involved was dramatically slapped with a glove and challenged to pistols at sunrise.
So frankly I don’t even know why we have courts anymore.
I think Norm is going to be good in that new Batman movie coming out on 9/11. I like that his Batman will be enjoying life and eating at Denny's. Very relatable. And I really like Batman's new catchphrase: "By God!"