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Ayn Rand, would you kindly get your dumbaah out the way😭

So I've been able to find Kobo epubs for the origion Fallout Equestria, Murky Number Seven, and Pink Eyes, but not Project Horizons? Is there any epub for kobo e-readers that have all of the illustrations, chapter breaks etc?

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I know I can download it from fimfiction and put it on my Kobo, but I'd much prefer the more polished epub experience.

Look at these ponies and tell me they weren't made with the intention of being sexy af. They made Big Mac so cloppable and gave Sombra sideburns and a chad jawline. Come on, they were just like us deep inside.

Look at some of the designs of these ponies and tell me they weren't designed to be hot, especially Sombra. They gave that stallion a chiseled jawline and sideburns. Or even Big Mac is like, the second most cloppable character in fiction.

Picture this: You're just a lowly crystal pony with no purpose in life, trotting the empty streets, before King Sombra breaches the dark maw of a nearby alley.

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He purposefully canters up to you, seemingly sensing your weak will. His eyes flash a verdant green. In an instant, your world is plunged into darkness as you.

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You wake, splayed belly-up on a hard and smooth surface. You try to open your eyes, only to find they're already open.

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A plush and fuzzy weight sits on your face, smelling faintly of musk. A dark chuckle echoes above as the weight on your face shifts back and forth, further plunging your face into the velvety darkness.

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Got sick of writing this. Anyway long story short I want my face to be Sombra's throne for the rest of eternity and you should too

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I personally think the big RD would win because Rarity has probably already been passed around Ponyville like food at thanksgiving enough times for her ponussy to become stale.

Original art by Pony dreaming.

As you've watched the show, I'm sure you've wondered: Which alicorn's ponut is the stretchiest? Well, my fellow philosophers, wonder no more. After asking around and doing some intense research, I have concluded with 99.9% percent accuracy on who's ponut is the most goat ed.

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Now, beginning from tightest to loosest, we have:

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4. Twilight Sparkle.

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I'm sure everyone who isn't a lobotomite knew this, but due to her being the youngest alicorn, Twilight's ponut is the most virgin, and thus it is sealed tighter than a vault door. Even Molestia would struggle to go spelunking in Twilight.

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This isn't to say she isn't an experienced clopper. It's obvious to everyone that she's been around ponyville, and everypony knows what her marejuice tastes like.

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3. Luna

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Back in the day, Luna's ponut was the only one who could stand against Celestia's. But one day, when she saw how truly venerated Celestia's cave was (and when she saw it yawn open wide enought to almost swallow a pony whole) is when she let her jealousy consume her.

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After being banished into the moon with nothing to train her grotto, it slowly reset back to its' default tightness over time. Currently she is in intense training with her perforation to one day exceed Celestia's elastic nook.

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2. Mi Amore Cadenza

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Due to being the 7th element of harmony, love, her tunnel has a natural expansion buff. Unfortunately due to her love for SA, she only uses her power on one pony instead of sharing with the ponut impoverished masses. Due to her selfishness, her crater can only snugly fit Shining's mayonaise tube, like a biological sheath almost. Great for SA, but nopony else.

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1. Celestia

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Of course the goat of all holes, Celestia, is number 1. I'm sure I don't have to explain the sheer impossible feats she has achieved with her a scientifically impossible foxhole. Almost swallowing an entire pony whole like some beasts slavering maw, taking several stallions and mares at once, then taking several more right after.

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It's even known to care even the harshest of ailments, with professional doctors prescribing several inches of Celestial ponut to cure terminal patients.

As you've watched the show, I'm sure you've wondered: Which alicorn's ponut is the stretchiest? Well, my fellow philosophers, wonder no more. After asking around and doing some intense research, I have concluded with 99.9% percent accuracy on who's ponut is the most goat ed.

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Now, beginning from tightest to loosest, we have:

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4. Twilight Sparkle.

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I'm sure everyone who isn't a lobotomite knew this, but due to her being the youngest alicorn, Twilight's ponut is the most virgin, and thus it is sealed tighter than a vault door. Even Molestia would struggle to go spelunking in Twilight.

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This isn't to say she isn't an experienced clopper. It's obvious to everyone that she's been around ponyville, and everypony knows what her marejuice tastes like.

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3. Luna

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Back in the day, Luna's ponut was the only one who could stand against Celestia's. But one day, when she saw how truly venerated Celestia's cave was (and when she saw it yawn open wide enought to almost swallow a pony whole) is when she let her jealousy consume her.

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After being banished into the moon with nothing to train her grotto, it slowly reset back to its' default tightness over time. Currently she is in intense training with her perforation to one day exceed Celestia's elastic nook.

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2. Mi Amore Cadenza

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Due to being the 7th element of harmony, love, her tunnel has a natural expansion buff. Unfortunately due to her love for SA, she only uses her power on one pony instead of sharing with the ponut impoverished masses. Due to her selfishness, her crater can only snugly fit Shining's mayonaise tube, like a biological sheath almost. Great for SA, but nopony else.

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1. Celestia

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Of course the goat of all holes, Celestia, is number 1. I'm sure I don't have to explain the sheer impossible feats she has achieved with her a scientifically impossible foxhole. Almost swallowing an entire pony whole like some beasts slavering maw, taking several stallions and mares at once, then taking several more right after.

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It's even known to care even the harshest of ailments, with professional doctors prescribing several inches of Celestial ponut to cure terminal patients.

Molestia, strike those chuds down. Thank you.

Chill out libtards, it's called ~~dark~~ mare humor.

So I just started the DLC today, and immediately noticed the similarities. Both are shrouded in a thick, suffocating mist. The mist in the book is described as being able to "Seep into the skin, burning your lungs." Which is what Elijah says about the mist clogging the air of the Sierra Madre.

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Sorry if this is obvious, I was just sure that FoE was based on FO3 only and not New Vegas too.