
THRIFT OF THE CENTURY
STORY TIME!!
I went thrifting at a more upscale boutique with a friend. I tried on a tank top, didn't love it. Friend tried on two pairs of pants: one camo, one "regular." I looked at some of the camo pants too. Two caught my eye. Friend tried on pants, bought both. I made a comment that Hayley just wore a pair of camo pants on tour recently. Thoughtless comment.
Upon wearing them later to dinner, and googling images of Hayley's camo pants, turns out THEY'RE THE SAME FUCKING PANTS. SAME BRAND. NOT HER PANTS. BUT THE SAME PANTS. I'M FUCKING DYING. PRESTIGE TACTICAL WEAR.
I googled MULTIPLE photos of this concert of hers, they are definitely the same brand/style of pants. The first thing that caught my eye was the "ribbon" at the ankles, it was the same. Then I looked at the pockets/buttons/stitching/construction and started screaming because I BOUGHT THE SAME PANTS AS HAYLEY WILLIAMS
I FEEL LIKE THE COOLEST HUMAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!
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