u/urdri

I, Zee, 8 full months am very big, very beautiful and very smart. My sis is not so big or so smart, so sometimes I help her. I'm gracious like that.

Recently momma got a squeaky mouse for me and my sis. Momma was silly and left it flying in the air (i'm very smart I know mice don't fly). My little sis liked it lots and kept trying to get it but couldn't properly catch and it was getting away (and on my nerves). I magnanimously decided to help, politely shoved my sis to the side and chewed it off. Now the mouse lies on the ground and we can play properly.

Momma said I was the cloaca for spoiling the fun for everyone and I think it was super mean. I only ever helped and that's what I get in return? Preposterous