I saw Gaytwink-69 at Chadstone Coles today.
I saw Gaytwink-69 at a Coles in Chadstone today, petting an otter. I told them how cool it was to meet them in person, but I didn’t want to be a chud and bother them and ask them for photos or stories or anything.
They said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Bruh, what?” but they kept cutting me off and going “bruh? bruh? bruh?” and flashing their phone with the Monash study app in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard them chuckle and open instagram reels immediately as I walked off. When I came to the coles self-checkout, I saw them trying to put, and walk out of the store with like, fifteen milo bars in the otter's hands, it was insane.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Gay-twink. You need to pay for those first.” At first they kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but they eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
The Otter was also put on the conveyer belt.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, they stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “To prevent WAM deduction.” and then turned 360 degrees to face the otter, and winked at it. I don’t even think otters are meant to be out of water. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, they kept trying to pay with the Monash $50 giftcard on their phone. Like several times.
I think they even called monash connect, and gave the phone to the otter while on hold.