Homie, what are you doing? I'm changing the batteries in all the remotes. We're all out of triple A's, so I'm going whittle down a couple of these D's.

u/visual_overflow — 23 days ago

So, why do you want to be a guard here? "I believe that children are the future... unless we stop them now!"

u/visual_overflow — 24 days ago

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!

u/visual_overflow — 1 month ago

Hey I got a question! How come oldies stations are ALWAYS playing the same song? How about some new oldies, geniuses?!

u/visual_overflow — 1 month ago