u/waitingfor_the_worms

I dreamt that I had ordered a pizza, ate some of it and left it on the kitchen counter over night.

When I woke up, Sokol had broke in my house and started humping the box with the pizza still inside or it (his pants were still on, the cialis probably kicked in strong).

I called the cops obviously, and none other than Det Kelley showed up.

He showed up, looked at Sokol, smirked, said “Really?!” And walked away in digust without arresting or charging him.

I had orange juice in the fridge, opened the bottle and dumped it on Sokol. That made him run away. He left the pizza and the box behind, I threw it away because it had Sokol cock stink on it.

I had recorded the whole encounter, and was going to upload it onto Reddit. Then I woke up.

I need to lay off this sub and the Sokol memes.

I need to know for research purposes, non-zero chance Jeff had cialis still in his system, and Mike probably needed a distraction from all the stress of getting arrested.

I have a theory that once you go past the multi-hundred price point ($200-$500) you essentially are just paying for the name. Mechanically speaking is Rolex really that better than cheaper but revered brands?

They are made out of similar materials. Unless the watch is unencrusted with rare diamonds I can’t see how it would be worth exponentially more. Besides the name and “haha I can afford a Rolex and you can’t”