Is this amount of stretch on a jubilee bad?
I asked my AD but he refused to get off the phone with my girlfriend!
u/DocWally82 — 1 day ago
r/RolexCircleJerk
▲ 176 r/RolexCircleJerk
Finally banned.
Life achievement unlocked and I have been banned from Rolex. Ironically I wasn’t even trying hard lol. I just commented on a post where someone put a omega strap on a rolex and he said it made the Rolex look cheap and I agreed and told him to remove the Rolex and put the omega back to make it perfect again. I’m pretty freaking happy rn.
u/SunNo8432 — 1 day ago
▲ 16 r/RolexCircleJerk
They can't even tell the time ?
When you wait 3 years , kiss ass, and then pay a fortune for your poseur-watch.......and then you find out it's not even legible at a glance to tell the time......
Bwa ha ha ha ha 🤣🤣🤣.......
u/VarietyOk7120 — 1 day ago
Maybe it’s overhyped but my gosh it fits like a tailored glove. Stunning.
u/AdAcademic9898 — 2 days ago
▲ 34 r/RolexCircleJerk
Rolex QC 🤣
Seems that our Reddit QC is better than Rolex’ own . This would be a big RL 🚨 over here 🤣
u/Big-Manufacturer-738 — 2 days ago
▲ 30 r/RolexCircleJerk
Got the call
Phone rings
AD : Hi it's Wesley
Me : Who ?
AD : Wesley, from Rolex
Me : Oh....
AD: Yes, ..... anyway, I wanted to let you know....., it's been 3 years since you expressed interest in the Submariner, and we obviously dont have anything for you yet, ....
Me: Oh.....
AD : Yes, I mean, why would we, given your lack of history and all......
Me: Right......
AD : However what I can do for you...... I have a brown Lady-Datejust that just came in....I normally would reserve this piece for established clients as well, but you know, I guess I'm feeling generous today.....
Me: Right....
AD : Yes, so if you could make your way down to us, and please I have a pedicure this afternoon, so could you be here before 1pm, before I change my mind......this will be a huge moment for you I imagine......
Me: Riiiight.....ok.......look, you know, I think I'm going to pass.......
AD: .......sorry, what was that ?
Me: Yeah, I think I'll pass on this .....
AD: ......... You'll pass? ...........I'm sorry , I don't think you understand dear, you probably won't get this opportunity again.......
Me: That's ok, I'm good actually.....
AD: .......what ? ..........you're "good" ?
Me: Yeah , I'm not into your watches anymore. I've actually decided to buy the new Garmin Forerunner 70 , which just came out
AD: ...........like, WHAT......
Me: Yeah this thing can track your heart rate and predict your health, draw up a training plan for you, has GPS, ...... I don't think any of your models do this yet ?
AD: Is this some kind of joke?
Me: Yeah, and it's only $299 on Amazon, and you just order it, I didn't need to get to know Amazon first as well.......
AD: .............<cuts call>..........
u/Thavash — 2 days ago
▲ 25 r/RolexCircleJerk
Rolex as a brand
Do you guys think Rolex would appreciate if they were easy to obtain like every other watch brand? I find the Rolex subreddit insufferable with the worst pretentious asshole in the watch community. Why are they like that and who hurt them? I’m glad this sub is available to vent lol.
u/SunNo8432 — 3 days ago
▲ 29 r/RolexCircleJerk
Superfakes Are Indistinguishable to the Naked Eye pretty much - feels heavier in the eye than on the wrist too. 9.5/10
Pepsi Cola is italian for a coke.
u/TheSoftBoiledEgg — 3 days ago
▲ 30 r/RolexCircleJerk
Is it possible that Rolex ADs are such dicks because they have to deal with the world’s most pushy, obnoxious douchebags on a daily basis?
Perhaps they become rude as a psychological defense mechanism against the constant flood of loud-wealth “alpha males” coming into the store and trying to push them around. Sure, not all Rolex buyers are Andrew Tate wannabes, but all Andrew Tate wannabes are Rolex customers.
u/Desperate_Elk_7369 — 3 days ago
Rolex Explorer 2 16570
Ciao a tutti! Ho bisogno di un aiuto!
Ho comprato un rolex explorer 2 16570 serial P quindi anno 2000, proveniente dal Giappone.
Nel set mancano il classico wallet verde e il calendario.
Per quanto riguarda il wallet mi è stato detto che in Giappone in quel periodo si usava dare al posto del wallet un holder beige/crema.
Vorrei sapere se è corretto o no, ed eventualmente avere un immagine di quello che devo prendere per completare in set.
Mentre per il calendario dovrei prendere quello delle annate 2000-2001 suppongo. Ma ho visto che ci sono diversi calendari con il retro differente.
Quello corretto è quello verde con sfumature bianche?
Grazie a tutti
u/Pure-Philosophy-2242 — 3 days ago
▲ 80 r/RolexCircleJerk
Got BANNED on watches circlejerk for this:
Bruh they’re becoming the new Rolex 💀
u/Educational_Aide_145 — 5 days ago
▲ 139 r/RolexCircleJerk
Got banned + muted on the Rolex sub for posting this:
“Keep the circlejerk to circlejerk please”💀💀
u/Educational_Aide_145 — 7 days ago
Found in my wife’s boyfriends grandmothers Dhgate acct. Is it authentic? Clean F? Can someone QC?
u/Fun-Dot-3029 — 7 days ago
▲ 120 r/RolexCircleJerk
It’s not a nice place is it
They really do see a watch as a badge of honour, or a car, house, clothes whatever. Sooooo shallow.
u/stm2657 — 7 days ago