u/waterkangaroo

THE BOOK 8 POST BAN IS OVER

You are now free to post about book 8 in the sub! Make sure you use the book 8 flair and mark the post itself as a spoiler. People who post spoilers in the post title will get turned into gerbils and sent Carl's way (aka your post will be removed and you may get a one-day ban).

Edit: If y'all look closely, you'll see that this post is not, in fact, tagged with book 8. Spoilers in the comments will be deleted.

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u/waterkangaroo — 13 hours ago

The Book 8 Spoiler Ban is ending early on May 22nd

The ban on talking about Book 8 outside of the dedicated megathread, which was originally slated to be one month long, is instead ending this Friday, May 22nd. Thursday will be the last day where book 8 posts are removed. This policy worked in the past, but there are just too dang many of you. The megathread has gotten unwieldy, and y'all deserve a better way of talking about the batshit insanity that Matt just injected into our earholes and eyeballs.

Before anyone complains about this ending early: this edict comes directly from the bossman himself. We will continue taking book 8 posts down for the next two days, but after that it'll be fair game.

Most of you have been pretty good about tagging your posts with the correct flair and spoiler tag. A lot of you have not. As a reminder, please make sure to use the Book 8 flair AND tag the post as a spoiler.

PEOPLE WHO PUT SPOILERS IN THE TITLE WILL RECEIVE A ONE-DAY BAN. QUOTES COUNT AS SPOILERS.

And for the love of Daddy AI, don't spoil things for others in the comments, especially on posts that aren't about book 8. You may think your subtle "spoiler-free" references are cute, but it just invites others to start talking about those scenes.

Thank you to all the people who have been reporting posts and redirecting people to the megathread. You guys are wonderful and you make our jobs a lot easier. Please keep reporting posts that aren't spoilered and flaired correctly!

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u/waterkangaroo — 2 days ago

Audible Revision Explanation

You may have gotten an email from Audible saying there is a revised version of the audiobook available. The new version fixes three things - chapter metadata, the lack of pauses between chapters, and the cut-off sentence in the last post credits scene. There is no new content, it just makes for a better listening experience. 

To access the updated version, you should delete the audiobook and redownload it. 

Also don't forget to go to Settings -> Data & Storage -> set Download Quality to High. Audible by default sets it to low and severely reduces the quality of large books (like DCC). You'll have to redownload in order to get the good quality version. Jeff deserves only the best!

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u/waterkangaroo — 8 days ago

Alright y'all, hit me with some of your very favorite lines from Pony, Quasar, and Samantha! I'm trying to grab audio clips of their greatest hits

So far I got:

Prepotente

  • AAAAAAAAH
  • It’s soda pop. This one is called Big Red, and it’s from Texas. That’s where cowboys live.

Quasar

  • You’re balls deep in the wrong hole and mom’s pulling in the driveway.
  • The moment anybody becomes a citizen, the Syndicate bends them over and fucks them. I can’t stop you from getting fucked. But I am the condom. You guys have condoms on your world? Of course you do. Everybody has condoms. Your ass is gonna hurt no matter what, but at least you won’t have tryptic genital mites after.
  • You can’t un-lick a butthole that’s already been licked.

Samantha

  • I will etc etc (reddit please don't ban me)
  • Yoohoo!
  • I got a coin pouch in my nussy. You make that drink right, and I’ll let you use those sexy claws of yours to... dig it out.
  • I'm not a whore, Carl.
  • I’m not going to fuck you, Carl.
  • I QUEEFED OUT THE SPIDERS!
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u/waterkangaroo — 17 days ago