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Thank you, Neil the Seal, for your interpretation. You are my spirit animal.

The Kelces with Prince William is available now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exJXKLAJn5A

He's bat shit crazy.

Prince Harry's team has wrongly claimed a member of Prince William's staff sits on the nine-person RAVEC committee responsible for determining royal security arrangements.

While King Charles's representation was previously known, it had never been reported that the Prince of Wales had any members of staff on the committee.

Those close to Prince Harry have highlighted that three of the committee's nine members are drawn from the offices of both his father and brother.

The Home Office and Buckingham Palace maintain that security decisions rest entirely with the committee's security professionals.

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This has a lot of re-hashed stuff, so here are the most notable quotes for your comic relief:

Despite their estrangement King Charles III has invited the family of four to stay at a royal residence during their visit. “He’s made it clear their comfort and security is a priority,” says a source. “Everyone’s buzzing with excitement, saying this might be the first step in mending the relationship at large.” Uh...excitement is not the word I'd use here.

Harry, meanwhile, has his own trust issues. A second source tells Us Weekly he worries about “stories being planted in the UK press that are anti-Meghan and Harry and pro-Charles and William.” The father of two previously accused Princess Catherine and William’s press office of leaking negative stories about him and Meghan to British news outlets to sway public opinion. “That concern is not something that will go away,” the second source says. Give me a break. The only thing Harold is worried about is that the truth about his ongoing awful behavior gets called out.

Harry misses William more than he misses ‘the institution.’ He misses having someone who doesn’t need anything explained,” shares the source, adding they believe William feels the same way, even if he doesn’t say it directly. “William’s desire [to see Harry] exists at a level he hasn’t given himself permission to act on yet.” Adds Nash: “I think there’s almost certainly sadness on both sides, but this is the situation they’re in, and they have to make the best of it.” The thing that really William's desire is that he never hear from the dumb prince and his stupid wife.

Catherine and Meghan are following their husbands’ leads. “They are waiting for William and Harry to decide what’s going to happen,” says the first source, adding, “Kate would love her children to have a relationship with their cousins, and she is interested in seeing the kids as well. But she will respect William’s decision.” If you believe this, you are as stupid as HazNoBrains is.

There’s talk that William and Harry will mend fences — eventually. “They will patch things up in the future,” the first source says.  Keep manifesting Meghan...but William never wants to see you or his traitor brother ever again.

Kate would love her children to have a relationship with their cousins, and she is interested in seeing the kids as well. But she will respect William’s decision.” Kate would love her children to have a relationship with their cousins, and she is interested in seeing the kids as well. But she will respect William’s decision.” While I'm sure Catherine bears the #Invisikids no ill will, why would she want them around the Wales children?

In a June 22 interview with The Times, William and Harry’s former private secretary Jamie Lowther-Pinkerton weighed in on a possible thaw between the future king and his younger brother, saying, “I was and am very fond of [Harry]. He has huge redeeming features, and I’m a perennial optimist.” There is a difference between optimism and blatant stupidity here. Name one redeeming quality. I'm waiting.

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Remember this? Two Russian pranksters claiming to be Greta Thunberg's parents called HazNoBrains, and he fell for it. The fact that he would even consider this legit tells you all we need to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjS0vzwKr70

I've always detested Cordon as a nasty piece of work, and this just confirms it. I wonder if they'll find a bus to have tea on top of.

Prince Harry is set to make a television appearance on James Corden's Fox programme After Hours in the coming weeks, with the World Cup set to be the main topic of conversation.

Mr Corden revealed the news during a recent episode while seated alongside football legends including Rio Ferdinand, as the panel ranked famous individuals named Harry.

"Prince Harry is coming on the show in a few weeks' time, and we'll discuss this then," the host announced.

GB News has contacted the Duke of Sussex's spokesman for comment.

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The rumors are true: The Harkles and #Invisikids are already in Europe, though they don't say where, because...SeCurITAY.

The article itself is just a rehash of what we already know.

If you want to read it:

https://archive.ph/kvHBq#selection-2301.0-2301.97

NOTE: the comments are turned off. Harry just can't let William and Robert Irwin have the spotlight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pJXO79t5v0

For once, I have no words.