u/whichevernamethereis

I lost Interest in that relationship.

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: 2 liters per day.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: 2 liters per day.

Interviewer: Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The black one or the White one?

Interviewer: The black one

Farmer: In the Barn

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: In the Barn

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy...What do you feed them?

Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: And the white one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Getting Annoyed) But why do you keep on asking if black one or white one when answers are just the same??

Farmer: Because the black one is mine

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: It's also mine.

I've always thought about people around me who might be gay but I never confronted any of them because the consequences of doing so would be horrible. How accurate was your intuition? And how did you approach the people who you thought were queer?

There's this guy at the gym i want to confess to but im scared.

عاوز اعمل ليزر لباطي وشيست فعاوز دكتور شاطر