Trying to get me to invest online somehow? Susan has no idea how finances work.
I also forgot one screenshot (adhd 🫠 I can never make a perfect post) where I originally sent her Susan’s info and said I’d love to show her around the swamp lmao.
I’m sure granny will be the money pit.
She’s kinda boring me, tbh. Susan can’t wait for Colonel Sanders to pass away so she can finally live the high life. 🤣
Susan has her work cut out for her this time. It’s slow rolling. Linda may be even less understanding than Mark, but so far no obvious AI responses.
she set me up perfectly for the work pig 🐖 pic, lmao. Susan is moving up in the world, out of the houseboat. Life is good.
Also gonna have to try baked bean flavored coffee.
I really thought I got him when he said Wait..
But no, I think he’s too dumb. I think I’ve spent enough time on him. If he replies I may… but maybe he got the point? Didn’t care to read my last two texts so, seems like Susan is back to being the biggest bachelorette of the swamp!
(Sorry for the double posting of the ss)
Didn’t take him long to ask, now that Susan has that fresh bank account lmao. He deff disappeared when she mentioned HIM sending money. Not sure what his rant about attitudes was, I guess the lead up to the asking. The sign has me DYING.
Found these lovely fake cards from another poster (last ss) posted in the comments if that link doesn’t work 👇
He doesn’t know the last screenshot is coming soon.
Susan went hard in the big city on swamp supplies and commodities she normally doesn’t have access to. And beer and cigarettes.
She’s also prettttty clingy when he doesn’t answer and called him several times, no answer, during her trek to the bank. So she was sad.
Doesn’t feel like he’s too hopeful, but he’s back on the hook. 🪝 🐊 I’ll keep the updates more interesting (if possible) just wanted you guys to know Susan has some hope. Lmao
Also I promise I have a life, I’ve just had so much action here in my two days off 🤣
We all knew he couldn’t stay away from potential swamp promises. I couldn’t help myself 🤣
You can tell by the lack of games. Mark who?? Onto the next one.
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I scared him off…? Also how was I supposed to assume he would notice the pic when he hasn’t responded to anything at all? Lmao. He got very.. serious.
Goodbye Mark…
I think he’s worried.
Not as funny, but he’s making his move!
Also he keeps calling but I’ve never answered.
I kept trying to get him to watch “Scarlet takes a tumble” on YouTube bc it IS hilarious. Real life Mark Beretta turned 60 yesterday. lol.
He is my first bait, so do I just wait for him to get frustrated? Lie and pretend I’m sending the money to keep him frustrated? 🤨
He’s sleepy 😴 now from working so hard at his engineering job, so I’m done for the day. Couldn’t leave you guys hanging.
(Started out on Words with Friends- now on Zangi)
Finally sent him my pics 🥰🥰 Added two SS in the comments I forgot to add at the start of single screenshots. He’s concerned about my smoking habits I picked up from dear ole mom.
SoOoO much to unpack here. He’s a trooper, I’ll give him that. Because Susan is a crazy gal. Hope the format of the texts looks alright because I invested too much time there 🤣 called him out on his (publicly searchable) lies. He clearly has dementia, you guys.
(Don’t worry- we’re still chatting- he defended himself. Just don’t wanna blow up the group)
My first ever bait. I’m having fun. Easily searchable career/person and he doesn’t even have his story straight. Also he doesn’t even listen to me :( I already told him I was born on the bayou.
(Part 2 & 3 posted- more to come)
Think I’m getting the hang of it, you guys.
First time poster.
Lots more to share, bc boredom. I managed to keep one of hook all day making them promise to play me back, posing as an 83 year old with no understanding of WhatsApp, but saying I could get one of my kids to help me download it 🤣
Then eventually I let them know I’m on to them via insults (how do you even get this job, I know it can’t pay well, look how much time you’ve wasted on me, are you a bunch of sad dudes in a basement? Etc.)
It’s crossed my mind to actually download the apps but I didn’t know if that was crazy… however seeing this page made me know I’ve found my people 🤣