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Edit: Now my trustes source says the president might be an AI Nixon Hologram.

Edit 2: The next president is Logan Paul.

Edit 3: Source just said to me: "Scratch that, next president is Travis Keckle!"

Edit 4: It's Taylor Swift's baby boy- he's apolitical

Edit 5: My source says the baby will be overthrown by... Holly shit I'm gonna be the president!!! Oh my god!!!

Edit 6: My source now says that Cailee Speany changed her schedule to overthrow my presidency?? WTF, my source told me she was on X-Men and that I was supposed to be the president! WTF MAN, WTF

Edit 7: There's still hope- my source just told me that in order for Cailee Speany to stay on X-Men and for me to stay as president- I have to give my source head, like every 2 days from now on. And then give myself head every Friday- well that shouldn't be a problem. I'll do everything to be president so I can ban Mark Ruffalo, Mamdani and Rachel Zegler forever! 🤓

Edit 8: Stop saying Joe Estevez will come back as president Davidson as the real next president- my source told me that as long as I give them head, I'LL WIN THE ELECTION!!!!😭

And no, I do not have a secret toilet seat under my chair, but if I did, then you bloody bastards do not have a right to make fun of me for it with your satanic PC ideology, I shall poop wherever I WISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But if you want, we can debate it on my show AND DESTROY YOU.