u/your_local-tree

ts definitely bannable so please ban me mods!1!!11!1!1!1!

because this is a cock (chicken) the breed is called jersey giant and it's NOT a penis or BBC (the news channel or just the British channel or program or something)

this black cock is so huge, i just wanna boop him

blue tits!1!1!!1!1!1!1 i love blue tits so here's blue tits

complete uncensored booby, fuck the rules, i won't be banned (don't ban me)

this elephant can exist because you could definitely put the mask of the spy from tf2 on the elephant's face if you have a big enough version of the mask, you cannot not seduce an elephant tho because i think seducing animals is CRIME in pretty much every country. (i could be wrong)

dawko definitely has had sex once in his life so this image is really really true but also fake and just funny

matthew patrick has never said to continue the fnaf ARG hunt, he actually wants us to stop, this image is completely fake

our brains can't CUM or CREAM because only the PENIS can CREAM or CUM (unless somebody CUMS in your brain which would definitely be a CRIME)

based on every bit of information we know about Michael Stevens also known as Vsauce, he has NEVER dissolved his penis or his cock (because he doesn't have a pet chicken or he just hasn't revealed that) in hydrochloric acid because he wouldn't be uploading anymore if he did because you would probably be dead if you did that, also the view count is unrealistically high so it makes it even more fake and just not true