Reasons Wallians were shrunk

  • Tim: Wore a red shirt
  • Cherie: Served Yumyulack unwanted shrimp at Benihana
  • The Duke/Ringo: Didn’t give Yumyulack pilot wings
  • Oscar and Sofia: Oscar shushed Yumyulack when he took a phone call during a showing of Luca
  • Albert: As a crossing guard, made Yumyulack late to see Tomb Raider vs Anaconda 
  • Janitor: Voiced intention to expose Jesse and Yumyulack for what they did to Lydia
  • Steven: Farted in an elevator and blamed it on Yumyulack
  • Declan: Annoyed Yumyulack by having a douchey phone conversation in public
  • Daft Trunk: Bullied Jesse and Yumyulack
  • Unnamed characters
    • Littered
    • Pronounced schedule like shed-jewel
    • Had 15 items in a 12 item checkout lane

Bonuses

  • Lydia: Bullied Jesse and Yumyulack. Didn’t live in the wall and was returned to normal size after a Diet Coke lobotomy.
  • Pezlie: Born small

Let me know if I missed any and I'll update the post. Also, I'd love to hear your headcanons for the Wallians we didn't get any explanation for.

(edit: changed Declan's reason, originally listed as complaining about not getting enough retweets)

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u/zarcorpeachy — 9 days ago

Paid Time Off Intro

I like Paid Time Off but the first minute doesn’t really do anything for me and I don’t know why. The lyrics are good, the melody is nice, it’s a solid way to start the song. But I feel like we’re just killing time until we can make a livin’ workin’ for the paid time off.

I want to like the song in its entirety, so I guess I’m just hoping y’all can help me appreciate the intro. I’m well aware it might just not be my thing, but sometimes songs don’t click until someone describes them in a certain way, y’know?

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u/zarcorpeachy — 26 days ago