
Married To The Mob (1988)
2026-255 / MLZ MAP: 55.14 / Zedd MAP: 58.36 / Score Gap: 3.22
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Country of Origin: United States
CC Summary: Jonathan Demme brings an effortlessly breezy screwball verve and affectionate eye for ’80s suburban kitsch to this gloriously gaudy comic firecracker, built around a bravura performance by Michelle Pfeiffer as Long Island mob wife Angela de Marco. Fed up with organized crime, Angela sees a chance to escape when her husband (Alec Baldwin) is bumped off. But starting over isn’t so easy: she’ll have to deal with the advances of gangster boss Tony (Dean Stockwell) and the machinations of FBI agent Mike Downey (Matthew Modine), who sees her as the key to infiltrating the syndicate.
Starring Michelle Pfeiffer, Matthew Modine, Dean Stockwell.
Angela de Marco (Michelle Pfeiffer) does not fit in. She’s got the house with a pool, the Mom-Mobile of a car, the gaudy furniture, the hair, the nails, and the accent, all funded by the blood-money earned by her husband, “Cucumber” Frank de Marco (Alec Baldwin) doing what else but taking care of “problems.”
Her “friends”, (played with stereotypical Jersey Mob Wives in mind by Mercedes Ruehl, Joan Cusack, Ellen Foley, and O-Lan Jones) all of the other mobster wives, think she’s just a stuck-up bitch, but no, she’s just full of anxiety and guilt, wanting better for her son, little Joey.
Suddenly, freedom is beckoning and she escapes. She is just like any other widow with a small child and no job. She gets spied on through a peephole while in an interview for a job at a fried chicken fast food joint. It’s just really depressing and sad. She ends up getting a job at a salon after begging with tears in her eyes.
Angela accidentally falls for the FBI agent surveilling her, Mike Smith aka Mike Downey (Matthew Modine) which really fouls up the plans of Mob Boss Tony “The Tiger” Russo, (Dean Stockwell) who thinks she’d be a pretty good replacement for his moll, Karen, who was also coincidentally being schtupped** **by Angela’s husband, which is what got both him and Karen killed.
Angela is told about Mike being an agent and is forced to take a trip with Tony, barely avoiding the jealous wife Connie, and a brazen hotel shootout ensues. Everything is tied up with a bow at the end, with both Tony and Angela getting what they deserve.
This film sat on the railroad tracks for me, where one side was comedy and the other was drama. As I walked along the tracks while watching the film I wanted to jump off on the comedy side, but kept getting pushed over onto the drama like a drunken sailor, listing and eventually falling.
Michelle Pfeiffer was good in the role, earning award nominations, Dean Stockwell, did too. Matthew Modine - okay folks, you may love this guy, but he exemplifies white-bread boring as fuck to me. I think I need to see him in Vision Quest because I think he was good in that. Love him if you love him.
Zedd was not fond of the film either, though he started at 50, just like every time. He said he was not excited to watch it but I had hope I’d enjoy it. I am pretty sure that I saw it when it first came out but remembered little, if anything.
Jonathan Demme was also seriously scarred, obviously, as he went straight from this to Silence of the Lambs.
As we conclude this Saturday Morning Matinee with another Criterion Channel watch, let’s just say I am grateful we streamed this one and did not do a blind-buy.
I’m not married to it, not even going on a second date. Movie On!