r/AITASims

Hi everyone! It’s Alistair Marinescu, the gay orphan prodigy grand master vampire multimillionaire singer with 13 distinguished degrees and a penthouse with four swimming pools and two hot tubs.

I recently made a new song called “Vampire Bloom” (a parody of Troye Sivan’s “Bloom”). The flea market was in town, so I thought it’d be a great idea to perform there. When I arrived, I saw Cassandra Goth there playing the guitar for tips (probably to make money after I killed her father Mortimer, tricked her mother Bella into being executed, and writing a book about her to make her lose custody of her little brother). I could not allow Cassandra to steal my moment like this.

I used my vampire powers to deprive her bladder so that she’d wiggle off to the bathroom. I then took out my Grim’s Goulish guitar and played “Vampire Bloom.” Everyone was clapping for me and showering me with $20 tips. Cassandra eventually came back from the bathroom trying to play again, so I deprived her hygiene next. She then smelled horrible and had to go home and shower. I kept playing some of my other songs and gaining more simoleons and fame. It was a fantastic performance.

I am Queen Moira of Forgotten Hollow (ya, f). I married Count Vladislaus Straud IV of Forgotten Hollow (“ya”, m) for status some years ago. I have toiled away since and have become the rightful Queen of my world. Vlad, however, has a different vision for our community than mine. While I lead my court toward the betterment of Vampire-Kind he selfishly gorged himself on a diet of my court visitors. He was making decent headway on tarnishing my image, when I made the executive decision to have him removed from the equation. First, however, I needed an heir. I bedded him one last time and became pregnant with our daughter. On the night she was born (if we’re honest at the same moment) her father’s life was ended by my sweet little undead cow plant. I have no regrets, but I do wonder if our daughter would feel the same way. I’ve asked my noble advisor and royal protector, Dame Lilith Vatore (ya, f, Caleb’s daughter named after her late aunt), and she feels Vlad would have only interfered in her upbringing and compromised the crown for the next generation, if he didn’t lead a coup against one of us. One may say, however, she is biased. So, AITL?

Hi everyone. It’s Johnny Zest, ex husband of Alistair Marinescu and former stepfather of Alucard-Angelus Marinescu.

When I was married to Alistair, we both became vampires. I was also very close to his non-binary offspring, Alucard-Angelus. We always went to the spice festival together and had long conversations in their bedroom.

However, I let my relentless vampire thirst get the best of me. I would have a continuous cycle of drinking Alucard-Angelus’ blood and then showering them with apologies and hugs. Because we were so close, Alucard-Angelus never seemed to be bothered by me drinking their blood. However, Alistair wasn’t having it. He noticed that Alucard-Angelus was having meltdowns, but I think this was due more to Alistair’s relentless stage parenting, expecting Alucard-Angelus to earn over 30 degrees before turning 18. Nevertheless, Alistair blames me. Therefore, he divorced me, kicked me out of the house, and told me I was never allowed to see Alucard-Angelus again. This hurt both me and Alucard-Angelus deeply.

When Alistair is at work, Alucard-Angelus invites me over, and we always have an amazing time together. We swim in one of the four pools together, I drink their blood, give them my hugs and apologies, and then we sit together in one of the hot tubs. We share some similar tragic stories. My mother, Nancy, disowned me long ago, and Alucard-Angelus’ other father, Marlon, passed away when they were seven. I think this is why Alucard-Angelus is so understanding of me drinking their blood, and why spending time together feels so special. I do, of course, always make sure to leave before Alistair gets home for work. Is this going too far?