r/Actualshowerthoughts

What do u guys usually watch during showers?

If someone shot Hitler in 1940, newspaper coverage would have completely diverged based on location. State-controlled German press would have condemned the shooter as a "cowardly tool of foreign, Jewish conspirators," while Allied papers might have hailed them as a hero, albeit one who caused massive geopolitical uncertainty in the thick of war.In Nazi Germany, Joseph Goebbels’ Ministry of Propaganda would mandate absolute vitriol:The Narrative: The shooter would be framed as a fanatic terrorist, a "Judeo-Bolshevik" agent, or a puppet of the British Secret Service.The Tone: Desperate, enraged, and unified in portraying the shooter as an enemy of the German state.Outcome: The shooter would face immediate, brutal retribution (either a summary execution or a swift show trial in the Volksgerichtshof with a predetermined guilty verdict).In Great Britain and the Allies, newsrooms would process the event as a monumental historical turning point:The Narrative: The shooter would likely be treated with extreme complexity. They would be heralded as a "martyr" or "daring patriot" for single-handedly halting the Nazi tyrant, but editorial boards would scramble to predict who might fill the power vacuum.The Tone: Cautiously optimistic yet focused on the ensuing military and geopolitical chaos.Precedents: Similar to when a carpenter named Georg Elser planted a bomb in a Munich beer hall in 1939 to stop the war, Allied media would view the assassination as a desperate but desperate-measure attempt to avoid mass global conflict.In the United States, which was still strictly isolationist in 1940, front pages like those of the New York Times would report the assassination as a massive breaking news story. They would detail the shooter’s identity and method of execution, while op-ed columnists would debate whether Hitler's death would result in the collapse of the Third Reich or trigger an even more aggressive successor regime.

Interesting right?

Sunburn

tbh I didn't want to do this but I'm not screwing around anymore, because, and I will stress this, stuff like "pokemon go is gamefreak's way of getting us to go outside and touch grass" is not an actualshowerthought, stuff like "hmmm this soap bar is looking a bit small, better replace it soon" IS an actuallshowerthought

"but I thought about this in the shower"

that doesn't mean its an actual thought about the shower or the bathroom with the shower in it or whatever, and I am serious about this.

that said, I wont give you a perma ban or a week-long one, maybe just a one-day one, I'll be lenient here, I'm not some tarot card guy, I touch grass, just got stress issues.

-the guy who always bathes, chef

no wonder she’s got back problems, she has to bend down to wash her hair!! who is this shower designed for? it’s barely tall enough for me!