r/AthensCircleJerk

Bar Rentals?

Hello all, me and my fiancé are coming to Athens next summer to get married and would like to rent out a bar that we most likely won't get shot at. Which one would you say would be best? But just to be safe and be prepared for the worst, would level 3 armor plating work, or should we go with the level 4? Maybe do level 3 for the guests, and level 4 for the bride and groom? Thanks!

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u/TheDualityOfThomas — 21 hours ago

When do good bands play in Athens?

Everyone talks how good the music scene is in Athens. When do the good bands play? National acts don't play here. It's all dogshit bar bands that charge $5 cover. That's $5 too much. I thought we had a great music scene.

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u/cubecasts — 5 days ago

I will be lighting fireworks off above anyone with a PTSD neurodivergent dog’s house every night for the next week

u/LawlMartz — 4 days ago
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Ερωτηματολόγιο για εφήβους στην αττική

Αν ειστε 12-18 ετών μπορείτε να το συμπληρώσετε ή αν όχι να το προωθήσετε σε εφήβους που μένουν Αθήνα- Αττική. Είναι για διπλωματική του πολυτεχνείου σχετικά με τις μετακινήσεις των εφηβων 12-18 ετών. Ευχαριστώ πολύ.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScbKo5yOtehhiTTNmMWoLstkpwWxMa0xFlcXQ_mg5YwZeG7dA/viewform

u/Dry-Difficulty-8169 — 3 days ago

Anyone seen my missing Pit Bull Terrior? Her name is Princess Butcher. Last seen in the Stonehenge neighborhood playing with the local kids

u/benmarvin — 6 days ago

I got drunk and took a shit in some lady's Mini Cooper

It's your own fault, shouldn't have left your sunroof open.

u/benmarvin — 6 days ago

HOT TOWNIE SUMMER BEEEEEITCHES!

What a Day! Got stuck in traffic on Atlanta Highway for 2 hours, then a red light for 5 minutes, got to my apartment on Eastside, power was out, went to Athfest, it sucked, went to Duke & Dottie's, got groped and beat up by two teenagers, sideways Kroger was out of everything I wanted, went back home, still no power, and now some asshole keeps driving by my apartment in his loud car, I hear booming coming from somewhere, and just now I seen someone peeping into my window I LOVE THIS CITY!

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u/TheDualityOfThomas — 9 days ago

Joel O’Steen Acura and Vulva of Athens Now Open

Come see Joel O’Steen at the all new! O’Steen Acura and Vulva of Athens! Bring in your scratch off mailers with a chance to win a piece of candy. Tithe today for free tire rotations and be blessed with a new Acura or Vulva at zero percent interest (if you qualify, $899 a week, $6000 and first born child due at signing).

Athens Church will provide bouncers, homeless crowd control and Koolaid for the event. Come get inside your new O’Steen Acura or Vulva today!

u/Teslasssss — 10 days ago

Any couples out there looking to not be swingers??

40 year old couple here totally just looking for platonic friends. My husband is a professional velvet furniture and blacklight installer and we would love to meet other people in the industry. My husband is also really good at tying knots with ropes (and chains) and he also specializes in industrial lubricants. I've been a professional massage therapist who specializes in soft to hard tissue massage. Our kids just moved out and did I mention that we have a hot tub? Anyway we are totally just looking for normal friends and our Instagram is called NotStreetSwingerz if you want to dm us

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u/Jerry-McCormick — 11 days ago

Does anyone have specific sex toys that disappear at a quicker rate than other sex toys?

Who is stealing my smaller sex toys bro? Also, can anyone recommend a good proctologist, my butt hurts for some reason?

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u/TheDualityOfThomas — 12 days ago