u/benmarvin
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Anyone know a good cobbler in town? My fancy shoes have finally developed a hole and I need them fixed before my courthouse wedding
My middle aged centrist alcohol New Balance sneakers have developed a small hole in them. Mayhaps due to me dragging my feet on marriage for too long. More likely because I was pretending to walk like a crip in the Lowes parking lot to get handicapped parking. Not that I'm handicapped, but because gang violence has no easy answer in today's society. But I need an experienced cobbler to fix these shoes before my wedding. And not one of them peach cobblers either I already found my Georgia peach. 🍑
u/benmarvin — 4 days ago
Anyone seen my missing Pit Bull Terrior? Her name is Princess Butcher. Last seen in the Stonehenge neighborhood playing with the local kids
u/benmarvin — 6 days ago
▲ 12 r/Athens
What's you go-to ice cream spot in town when your kids want ice cream? Don't give me any fancy adult recommendations.
reddit.comu/benmarvin — 6 days ago
▲ 195 r/Athens
RIP to the Eastside check cashing and title loan place. The earth is healing
u/benmarvin — 6 days ago
I got drunk and took a shit in some lady's Mini Cooper
It's your own fault, shouldn't have left your sunroof open.
u/benmarvin — 6 days ago
Anyone know where I can get bulk fruits? I want all the fruity guys, he rollerbladers, the Miata drivers, Costco hot dog enthusiasts, like 400 of them and I want to cut them up in my kitchen and put them in cans
reddit.comu/benmarvin — 8 days ago
▲ 22 r/AthensCircleJerk
Queer friendly hot dog restaurants?
Looking for a spot where a couple of gay dudes can stuff some meat in our mouths without getting judged. Thought Hi-Lo was queer friendly, but they told us to leave because we were moaning too loudly while sucking down our mayo covered meat tubes.
u/benmarvin — 23 days ago
▲ 33 r/AthensCircleJerk
If you don't paint your house the same color as your Tim Denson sign, you're a fucking fascist
u/benmarvin — 25 days ago
Why won't these people be accepting and tolerant of my polycule?
u/benmarvin — 25 days ago
Looking for some fat hippie chicks into woo-woo crystals and shit to help me
u/benmarvin — 26 days ago
Hello everyone, I'm a local ferret trainer and looking to put on a community event, looking for collaborations.
Seeking local artists from the following categories:
- Ferret milking
- Hedgehog clown trainers, or clown hedgehog trainers
- Racoons that snort drugs off Tarot cards
- girls named Crystal that do tricks with magnets
- Chiropractors that are BBQ friendly
- girls not named Crystal that do tricks with ping pong balls
- that saxophone player downtown
- Goat necromancers
- the bathroom attendant at Paloma Park
- women that make homemade soaps from smegma and perfume from squirt (it's not pee! But if it was that's ok too)
- furries without a fursona yet
- ibuprofen addicts
- some guy that does break dancing on a single Bicycle playing card.
- some guy that does bicycle tricks on a broken credit card.
- Crop top people that aren't Corey
- Tesla owners
- people really into the different types of grass like crab, zoysia, fescue and hippie
u/benmarvin — 27 days ago
▲ 11 r/AthensCircleJerk
Looking for 3bd/2ba standalone house for rent in Normaltown or Five Points. My budget is $800/month. My only income is selling plasma and scrap metal.
reddit.comu/benmarvin — 27 days ago