u/benmarvin
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Avoid Lexington rd!
Theres no traffic or paving or anything, but its the east side, so yeah, stay away unless you're poor and live there
u/benmarvin — 14 days ago
Anyone else had the shits recently? I've been shitting pure liquid diarrhea for days now. This is totally Athens related.
reddit.comu/benmarvin — 14 days ago
Looking for a small person to practice OBGYN with
I'm not a licensed doctor, but I do own a speculum or two
u/benmarvin — 27 days ago
PSA, the Rolex store on Rocksprings is 1908 and Land Dweller watches
I wish they told me that before I spent $50k on some bullshit.
u/benmarvin — 1 month ago
Can anyone help me break into my roommate's room? He's got a nice dunp truck and I bet a tight balloon knot. I'm not a criminal, just wanna sniff his undies and jork it. Pic related, what I imagine his rusty browneye looking like, also the door knob in question
u/benmarvin — 1 month ago
▲ 14 r/AthensCircleJerk
Tell me all the secret free parking spots in the middle of downtown because I'm too poor to pay for parking, but too white to ride the bus
u/benmarvin — 1 month ago
▲ 13 r/AthensCircleJerk
Why are Melissa and Tiffany wearing orange prison outfits? Why is Melissa's top torn half off?
u/benmarvin — 1 month ago
▲ 54 r/Athens
"Old" feeling places in Athens?
Bell's grocery store (now B&T, but its still Bells to me), Mama Sid's, Nowhere Bar, what other places haven't been updated and feel like they would fit in 30+ years ago?
u/benmarvin — 1 month ago
▲ 164 r/BassCirclejerk
Trying out my GFs bass and shes got a weird pick attachment
u/benmarvin — 1 month ago
▲ 17 r/AthensCircleJerk
PSA to Athens men...be careful who you hire
I hired a prostitute and took her to Bulldawg Inn. Paid her $300 for an around-the-world and a rusty trombone. She only gave me a quick handy, then took my money and Diet Coke.
u/benmarvin — 2 months ago
Improv night? Not gay enough, we doing GAY improv night, because reasons
reddit.comu/benmarvin — 2 months ago
▲ 20 r/AthensCircleJerk
Warnelldawg's erection when the new ACC property tax bills are published
u/benmarvin — 2 months ago