u/benmarvin
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▲ 10 r/AthensCircleJerk
Spent $600 at Daily Grocery Co-op and this was all I got
u/benmarvin — 1 day ago
Would you rather live on the east side or get eaten alive by a rabid tiger?
u/benmarvin — 3 days ago
▲ 18 r/AthensCircleJerk
I fucking love the East side of Athens! Cheap rent! The homeless are less aggressive cause they have more fent. I can walk to a liquor store instead of driving to a bar. OMG, why were y'all keeping it a secret?
reddit.comu/benmarvin — 9 days ago
Autism camera outside every east side business
How do we plan for battery backup? Anyone know a good electrician?
u/benmarvin — 9 days ago
▲ 15 r/AthensCircleJerk
"White moves first" and then they shot him
"Freeze, get on the ground now, don't move, show me your hands"
u/benmarvin — 10 days ago
▲ 36 r/Athens
Careful out there, a prowler has been spotted outside the Bulldog Inn
u/benmarvin — 11 days ago
Local homeowner improves their property and I'm big mad about it because it slightly inconvenienced me
reddit.comu/benmarvin — 15 days ago
Some of y'all motherfuckers straight up cannot cannot drive in the rain
Headlights off, hazards on, let's just pull out into the left lane and slam on the brakes for no raisin. Fuck y'all. I hope you step on a Lego and your Camry gets another dent in the rear bumper. I hope your cell service goes out and you're forced to read the shampoo bottle while you take a shit and you run out of toilet paper.
u/benmarvin — 16 days ago
Perineum sunning?
Are there any perineum sunning groups in Athens? Preferably on the East side. As a white lady, I'm really intrigued by new age horseshit like astrology and crystals and would like to show off my dark baloon knot with a bunch of strangers.
u/benmarvin — 22 days ago
▲ 18 r/AthensCircleJerk
Check out this photo I took of the lightning last night
u/benmarvin — 22 days ago
Anyone know where I can meet bigger women?
I'm already dating a 450lbs "girl", but it's costing a lot to feed her. I need someone capable of breaking the escalator at GA square mall so I can get a lawsuit payout before they enact the special zoning variance overlay district warnelldawg.
u/benmarvin — 23 days ago
Anyone know who can clean my carpets with the teeth of autistic children? My regular hairdresser got arrested by ICE and can't clean my carpet anymore
reddit.comu/benmarvin — 23 days ago