Exclamations for JR version that have a similar or funnier effect as holy crap?
Ok, so im auditioning for the role of Beetlejuice in the JR version (Insanely cut down, like they cut out all of Fright of their lives) at my community theater, and they changed "Holy crap" to "I don't believe it!" and the latter has like absolutely ZERO comedic effect.
Any better alternatives??