r/BitcoinUK

Best way to swap BTC to XMR ?

most options have bad liquidity or ask for verification at some point

just want something straightforward for this pair

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u/RoutineNorth5020 — 1 day ago
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With Bitcoin Pizza Day this Friday, we did the math on how much Laszlo Hanyecz paid per bite in today’s value. It’s sickening. Realistically, if you were handed 10,000 BTC in 2010, at what price would you have cracked and sold it all? (Be honest).

In 2010, Laszlo bought 2 large Papa John’s pizzas for 10,000 BTC. Today, BTC is hovering around $77,000, putting the total cost at $770,000,000.

Let’s break down the luxury of that meal:

  • Per Pizza: $385,000,000
  • Per Slice (Assuming 2 large 8-slice pizzas = 16 slices total): $48,125,000 per slice
  • Per Bite (Assuming ~4 bites per slice): $12,031,250 per bite
  • The Toppings: If he got pepperoni, each individual piece of pepperoni cost more than a literal superyacht.

TL;DR: Laszlo paid $48 million per slice for a couple of Papa John’s pizzas. Next time you feel guilty about spending $30 on Uber Eats, just remember it could always be worse.

Happy early Pizza Day on Friday, everyone. May your pizza be cheap and your bags be heavy.

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u/XapoBank — 1 day ago

BTC to stablecoin without Binance

want to take some profits but dont want to go through an exchange, every on-chain option i found has its own problem

still looking for something clean and straightforward

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u/Worth_Worker_4714 — 1 day ago
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Is the 4 year Bitcoin cycle actually dead?

Saylor posted on X last month that the four year cycle is dead and that price is now driven by capital flows, not halving hype. Bold claim from the guy holding over 700,000 BTC on his company's balance sheet.

The old script was simple. Halving bull run, crash bear market, repeat. Every OG built their strategy around it. Buy the bear, ride the bull, wait four years, do it again.

But with ETFs, corporate treasuries, and sovereign interest in the mix, maybe this cycle doesn't play out the same way. The buyers are different now. The money is different. The infrasctructure around Bitcoin barely existed two cycles ago.

The counter argument is just strong though. People said "this time is different" in 2017 with futures and in 2021 with institutions. Both still crashed on schedule. Maybe this cycle isnt dead, its just wearing a different outfit.

Ngl it's one of those questions where both sides have a real point and nobody will know the answer until it plays out.

So is the cycle dead, or is "this time is different" just the oldest Bitcoin cope of all?

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u/Stoic-Mindset — 2 days ago

XMR to ETH no KYC?

Half the swap services I've tested either don't support the pair properly, have terrible liquidity, or sneak in a verification step when you try to withdraw. Anyone done this recently and found something that works without the hassle?

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u/ActImpossible1474 — 2 days ago
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There will never be 21 million Bitcoin

Everyone knows Bitcoin's supply is capped at 21 million. It's the first thing anyone learns.
But the actual amount of Bitcoin that anyone can use is way lower than that.

Satoshi mined roughly 1.1 million BTC in the early days and never moved a single coin. Not once since 2009. Most analysts treat those coins as gone forever.

On top of that, Chainalysis estimates around 1.8 million more BTC are sitting in wallets that haven't moved since 2014 or earlier. Forgotten keys, dead hard drives, people who threw away laptops when Bitcoin was woth pennies. Those coins aren't coming back.

Then there's the samller stuff nobody talks about. Coins sent to burn addresses, early miners who never backed up wallet files, people who died without sharing their keys. It all adds up.

Ngl the real number of useable Bitcoin is probably somewhere between 14 and 18 million depending on who you ask. Nobody knows the exact number and nobody ever will.

So when people say Bitcoin is scarce because of the 21 million cap, the truth is it's even scracer than that. Every lost coin makes the ones that remain worth a little more.

The question is, does this make Bitcoin stronger or is it a fundmental flaw that nobody wants to talk about?

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u/Stoic-Mindset — 3 days ago

Where to buy XMR/Monero in UK?

Hey everyone, I’m in the UK and trying to figure out the best way to buy Monero (XMR) right now.

It feels like a lot of the big exchanges either don’t support XMR anymore or make the process complicated with heavy verification. Options seem a lot more limited than they used to be.

I’ve heard some people mention buying another coin first (like BTC or LTC) and then swapping to XMR, but I’m not sure what the best route is these days.

Has anyone in the UK successfully bought Monero recently?
What method did you use, and how smooth was the process?

Any advice would be appreciated.

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u/C4pt41n-Gr1ffen — 5 days ago
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20 Million Mined. 1 Million Left. 114 Years to go. You are witnessing the most scarce asset in human history.

For those of us who remember running nodes back when the block subsidy was 50 BTC, watching this animation hits differently. We’ve watched this network grow from a cypherpunk curiosity on an obscure cryptography mailing list into the immutable anchor of a new global financial system.

Satoshi’s algorithmic monetary policy is doing exactly what it was programmed to do. No bailouts. No printing presses. Just pure, unyielding math.

>95% of the total supply is already gone: 20,000,000 #BITCOIN have been secured. The entire planet must now fight over the remaining 1,000,000 BTC for the next 114 years. You are looking at the genesis of absolute, mathematically enforced scarcity.

Look closely at the chart. That massive blue area? That is the era of distribution. We lived through it. That microscopic sliver remaining in the circle? That is the battleground for the next century. Our children and grandchildren will live in an era where nation-states and institutions fight over fractions of what ordinary people could mine on a laptop in 2010.

The era of easy accumulation is definitely over. We are now entering the era of absolute supply shock.

We want to hear from both the veterans and the newcomers in here:

  1. During which epoch/halving era did you finally fall down the rabbit hole?
  2. As we look toward that final 1 million BTC stretched over 114 years, how do you see the network adapting as the security budget transitions entirely to transaction fees?

Tip of the hat to the creator, Wicked (@w_s_bitcoin / wickedsmartbitcoin.com), for putting together one of the most powerful visual representations of Bitcoin's issuance we've ever seen. Credit where it's due.

u/XapoBank — 9 days ago

Nigel Farage buys £2,000,000 of Bitcoin for Stack BTC

Spotted a snippet of this on tonight's news. Video posted 1 month ago with just 122 views correctly. Apologies if it's been posted already but doesn't look like many have seen it.

From the description:

"Nigel Farage has purchased £2m of Bitcoin for Stack BTC - becoming the first sitting MP and the first UK political party leader in history to publicly buy Bitcoin."

[Fraser Nelson and Kwasi Kwarteng debate it out.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsIMgAyfMH8)

All very surreal lol

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u/jam-hay — 8 days ago

AJ Bell allows Crypto ETN investment

I got this email, answered the questions in the website, went to do a test buy in my SIPP and it said I needed to complete a cETN questionnaire.

I’ll raise a support ticket with them.

Email says it’s only SIPP and General Investment accounts that are allowed.

Update: I logged out and back in again after 10mins and could buy without issue.

u/nextweek77 — 9 days ago

Best BTC to XMR/Monero Exchanges in 2026

Hey everyone,

I’m putting together a guide on swapping coins in 2026, and I need your help.
Specifically, I’m looking at moving ETH, BTC, or SOL into XMR.

I know there are a lot of services out there, but which ones actually work? Which ones let you swap smoothly without headaches? I want to hear what you’ve tried and what’s worked for you recently. If you’d rather not share publicly, you can just send me a PM. Your experience will help me give others a clear picture of what’s reliable this year.

Thanks for taking the time to share!

[Edit] Thanks everyone, ended up swapping on GDX. No KYC and the fee was only 0.1%.

u/C4pt41n-Gr1ffen — 8 days ago
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What made you finally understand Bitcoin?

Everyone has that one moment where it just clicked. For me it was realizing that no government, no company, no single person can print more of it or shut it down. That was it.
Everything else came after.

Some people get it through the tech. Some people get it after getting burned by a bank.
Some people just bought it because someone told them to and figured it out years later tbh.

Curious what your moment was. Was it something you read, something that happend to you, or did it just click randomly one day?

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u/Stoic-Mindset — 10 days ago
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BTC 4H.

Since May 4, we marked the price top, and up to today, May 11, Bitcoin has been moving sideways.
Price is squeezed between support and resistance.
On the bigger picture, Bitcoin is moving inside a sideways upward channel. Last week, it ran into resistance near the upper boundary of that channel.
The lower boundary of the channel is the risk zone.
Not financial advice.

u/AmanCMN — 10 days ago
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Found Bitcoin's playlist

ngl I was bored and made a playlist as if Bitcoin was a person and honestly it tells the whole story perfectly

  1. Started From The Botton, Drake
  2. Attention, Charlie Puth
  3. Pump It, Black Eyed Peas
  4. Free Fallin', Tom Petty
  5. Don't Let Me Down, The Chainsmokers
  6. They Don't Care About Us, Michael Jackson
  7. Stronger, Kanye West
  8. Billionaire, Travie McCoy ft. Bruno Mars
  9. Run the World, Beyonce
  10. Still Standing, Elton John

read thet titles top to bottom, thats literally bitcoin's whole life story. started small, got everyones attention, pumped, crashed, haters come, got stronger, now running the world.
and still standing after evrything

do you agree with this or would you change something? drop your suggestions

u/Stoic-Mindset — 8 days ago
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Only about 106 million people are estimated to directly own btc. That's roughly 1.3% of the global population. Fewer than 1 million wallets hold a full Bitcoin.

Ownership is still heavily concentrated, and most poeple with any exposure at all are holding through ETFs or exchange accounts, not actual self custody.

Ngl the "Bitcoin is mainstream" narrative sounds way bigger than the numbers actualy suggest.

So are we still early, or is Bitcoin just an asset most people will never own?

u/Stoic-Mindset — 13 days ago
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The smartest baby in the world was born, and the first thing he did was buy Bitcoin 😊 Our kids are already smarter than us 😂

u/AmanCMN — 13 days ago
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Will the CLARITY Act actually pass?

People are already betting on Polymarket and other prediction markets over what happens with the CLARITY Act.The odds have moved a lot over the past few days: it was around 75–80%, then dropped to about 59–62%, and now it’s bouncing somewhere around 60–70%.Why the odds dropped and became less certain: some banking lobby groups are pushing back against parts of the bill, Republicans and Democrats are still arguing over the details, and there’s a real risk the bill could get watered down, delayed, or only passed in a limited version.But the market has not fully flipped bearish on it.Mainly because the Trump administration looks pretty pro-crypto right now.
Even if the committee votes “yes” on May 14, the bill still needs 60 votes in the Senate.
Democrats are pushing to add ethics rules that would ban government officials from holding crypto assets.
The deadline is important: if the bill doesn’t pass before May 21, when Congress goes on recess, it could get pushed back to 2027, or even 2030.

u/AmanCMN — 9 days ago
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Who went long on potatoes?

If you had bought $136K worth of potatoes last month, you’d be a millionaire today.
Potato prices jumped from €2.5 to €18.5 per 100 kg after fertilizer supplies were hit following the closure of the Strait of Hormuz.
At this point, exchanges might start adding futures even for random stuff like potatoes.

Which commodity is next?

u/AmanCMN — 13 days ago