r/ChurchOfMineta

The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy Tech (Part 2 - Becoming a Collector)

Jiro has to pay 85,000 dollars for the damage that she caused at Gym Gamma. Meanwhile Mineta came back at the nurses office pissed off and walked in to Todoroki's room breaking his stuff.

Mineta stomps on his sleeping bag: Stupid Todoroki....... AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH

Bakugo: HAHAHAHAHA, Hey icyhot, Short Round breaking shit in your room

Todoroki calmly walks to his room: I figured he'd be mad at me... but I didn't mean to harm him.

Asui: Mineta, calm down please

Mineta stomps out of Todoroki's dorm: Fine... but I'm still mad at him!

Mineta tries to keep calm, but he couldn't: TRY TO STAY CALM........ FUCK THAT

Asui quickly wraps her tongue around Mineta: No! No... Stay calm.

Todoroki: Listen, I'm sorry Mineta. It's was accident, I couldn't see anything

Mineta grumbles: Grrr... whatever, Look at my hand

Todoroki: How can I not...

Asui: Just calm down, Mineta.

Mineta walks outside pissed off and stomping on the wall.

Asui: He'll be fine, I hope.

Ojiro showed up with the big package....

Mineta tries to take his mind off of what happened: Hey Ojiro, what's that?

Ojiro: It's for you

Mineta becomes intrigued: Really? Lemme see.

Mineta remembers: Oh right, it's from cousin. It finally came

Ashido: Hm? What finally came?

Iida: I hope it is appropriate.

Mineta: I haven't done appropriate stuff for a month, Iida

Iida: Oh, sorry

Mineta: Oh, Shoto I'm Sorry

Todoroki: You're forgiven.

Mineta opened the box.....

He finds a bevy of pokemon cards

Mineta: YES, YES, YES, YES

Kaminari: Whoa dude, that alot of Pokemon cards

Mineta: My Mega Charizard X Ex Ultra-Premium Pokémon Collection is here

Ashido: Oooh, neat

Kaminari: Cool

Mineta: These are expensive

Kirishima: Man, never considered you for a Pokémon guy.

Sero jokes: Lemme guess, your favorite 'mon is Gardevoir?

Mineta: No, I been collecting Pokémon Cards since was 5 or 7 years years old

Sero's eyes widen: Oh wow....

Mineta: We can go in my room and we can see it

Sero shrugs: Okay, why not.

Kaminari agrees also: Sure thing, dude.

Uraraka: I want to see

Dark Shadow appears from Tokoyami: Me too.

Tokoyami: I suppose I'll see too.

Mineta telling the Class: Just to make things clear, Iida, Tokoyami, and I had to get rid of all my inappropriate stuff. And I still need help getting rid of some of the inappropriate stuff but my laptop and computer, Iida

Iida: Ok

As some of the class went up to Mineta's room to see his all his Pokémon Collection, They was amazed.

Midoriya: Holy whoa...

Kirishima: DAMN

Mineta: Mhm, take it in.

Hagakure: It's like a whole pile all at once

Todoroki nods in acknowledgement: Quite the collection, Mineta.

Mineta: Thank you

Asui asks: Do you have any Venusaur cards, that's my favorite.

Mineta: I don't know, it all depends

Asui pokes her cheek: Depends?

Mineta: Yeah, I got 7 of them

Asui becomes excited: 7?! Can i see? Pretty please, ribbit.

Mineta pulls out a set of Venusaur cards to Tsuyu: Here you go

Asui is in awe: Oh wow, it's so cool.

Kirishima becomes intrigued: Do you have a Machamp? That's a manly pokémon

Ojiro in Shocked: WHOA, OH MY GOD

Everyone turns to Ojiro.

Kirishima getting happier: You're not joking

Ashido: Wow.

Iida: How many have you stored exactly?

Ojiro In Shocked: Mineta, TELL ME YOU 4 HAVE SETS OF ROARING SKIES M EX HOLO RARE RAYQUAZAS

Mineta: Yep.

Iida: Incredible, the card is almost thousand dollars

Shoji: This is quite impressive how you've been collecting these since you were a child.

Uraraka: How did you manage to get so many?

Mineta: I was addicted to this during my...... well you know pervy days

Asui: This is way better than your pervy self, no offense.

Kaminari: There are so many

Mineta: I busting my ass work for money by cutting grass, washing cars, shoveling snow, doing daytime jobs

Ashido: When you were a kid? Thats crazy!

Mineta: Yes with my asshole dad and older brother

Kaminari groans: Don't remind me of those jerks.

Mineta: I just kept going day after day. This is my working music

Tokoyami nods: I like it

Kirishima: It's cool

Sero: Hell yeah, dude

Uraraka Shouting: FROM NEW CASTLE UPON TIME, ENGLAND, WEIGHTING IN AT 217 LBS. HE IS "THE BASTARDDDDDDDDD" PAAACCCC.....

Kaminari: I knew that sounded familiar

Iida: URARAKA

Uraraka: Sorry, got carried away. I'm a aew fan

Mineta: That's okay, I get it.

Sero: Ok, go back on getting on these cards

Mineta smirks with pride: Yeah, I made a lot of money doing all of those day jobs.

Iida: Well you're just as working boy

Mineta: Yeah, Until my cousin moved back town he's a Collector

Kaminari: Wait, really?

Tokoyami shakes his bird head: Knowing him, he's probably a scalper.

Mineta: And here we are now

Ashido: Man, that's a lot of Pokémon cards

Mineta: Don't get to excited, look in the drawers

They open the drawers

Shinso in Shocked: Sweet Jesus Mother of God

Tokoyami: By the darkness...

Todoroki: Its a whole binders of Expensive Pokemon Cards

Sato: Man, how many binders?

Mineta: I brought more, Yesterday

Everyone except Todoroki: There's more?!

Todoroki: He meant the binders.

Mineta: No, i just brought more binders to put my cards in there

Everyone: Oh

Midoriya: This may be bigger then my All Might collection

Iida: Well I know all the cards serious expensive

Mineta: I don't know how much they are, but can you tell much in the internet, Iida

Iida: I'll check later, but still this is quite a shock that you have this many

Uraraka: Come on Iida, we want to know how much

Iida pulls out his laptop: Alright, Alright...

Midoriya: Yeah, because now I'm interested

Iida shows The 10 most expensive Pokemon cards from a year ago from the internet.

Iida: Do you have the Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV

Mineta: Yeah, I also have a TCG Classic Holographic Charizard

Ashido: Wait a minute, Mineta do have more cards in your parents house

Mineta remembers: Oh yeah, but their locked away so my brother doesn't get his hands on them. Matter of fact, Tokoyami go to my house and get all of my Pokémon Cards. Sato go with him

Sato gives a thumbs up: Sounds good, dude.

Shinso: Ok, You have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. 17 set of Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV

Ashido cups her cheeks in awe: Wow, that amazing

Iida: The Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV cost $146.18

Midoriya doing math: Multiply that by 17... That's $2,485!

Mineta: and 6 cents.

Iida shows another chart of Most Expensive Pokémon cards from 2 years ago from the internet.

Iida: Ok, here are the most of expensive Pokémon Cards from 2 years ago. Do you one of those cards, Mineta

Mineta: I have a Zekrom ex card.

Mineta points to his desk: Mhm, all in my drawer.

Asui: Mineta, you have 8 sets of Gold Mega Lucario EX

Mineta: Open my drawer and find out.

Everyone looked through his drawer and suddenly.

All 8 sets of Gold Mega Lucario shocks the classmates

Midoriya: Whoa...

Kaminari: Thats awesome, dude.

Hagakure: From Mega Evolution

Mineta feeling prideful: I know, I know.

Iida: The Gold Mega Lucario EX cost $375.55

Kaminari: That's insane.

Ojiro: How much money have you saved up, Mineta?

Ashido doing math: Multiply that by 8... That's $3,004 dollars

Todoroki: and 4 cents

Everyone is marveling at how Mineta could afford so many Pokémon cards.

Meanwhile, Sato and Tokoyami head to Mineta's house to get more of his collection.

Sato: Thanks for Welcome to the house Mrs.Mineta

Mrs.Mineta: All of his Pokémon Cards are in his old room and the basement

Tokoyami: Understood.

Dark Shadow appears: We'll be in and out, ma'am.

Tokoyami enter the basement: 6 boxes of Pokémon Cards

Sato in Mineta's room: 3 boxes of Pokémon Cards in his closet

Ms. Mineta: Got everything you need, boys?

Tokoyami and Sato: Thank you Mrs.Mineta

They start to exit the house, when suddenly, Daisuke walks through the door.

Daisuke becomes confused: The fuck?

Mrs.Mineta: Daisuke, That doesn't concerned you. Don't even think about it

Daisuke: Whateves, just get these strangers out of our house.

Mrs.Mineta: It's my house that I paid for and I don't like you tone, So cut it out

Daisuke rolls his eyes and heads upstairs to his room.

Mrs. Mineta: So sorry about him.

Tokoyami: He really hate us and you're 2 sons

Sato: It's no problem, Ms. Mineta.

Mrs.Mineta: Thank you for your time

They leave and pack up the boxes in Sato's car. While Daisuke, from his room, flips them off from his window.

Sato: Oh great, he's give us the bird

Tokoyami: Just ignore him

Meanwhile at the Dorms.....

Mineta: Sato messaged me, said he should be back at the Heights Alliance soon.

Kaminari: Hey, Mineta? Have you ever counted how many cards you have?

Uraraka: A lot, What do you think

Iida: It does seem like an interesting question.

Mineta: I don't know on the top of my head

Iida: Should we find out?

Kaminari immediately rejects: God no, that'd take way too long.

Sero: Yeah, sounds boring...

Mineta: Yeah, I'm not going to waste everybody else's time

Ashido: I was not expecting this to be in your dorm, Mineta.

Hagakure: For real.

Mineta: What about it

Ashido giggles: Just joking around.

Suddenly, footsteps approach, most likely Sato and Tokoyami.

Tokoyami: My God, Mineta

Sato: Your brother is such a douchebag

Mineta: Yeah whatever, he's such a asshole

Midoriya turns his attention on the boxes: Forget about him, lets see whats in the boxes.

Midoriya opens the box, Everyone was stunned and shocked as never expects Mineta as a Pokemon collector.

Everyone except Iida: HOLY SHIT

Mineta: Man, I missed these.

Ojiro: I'm lost of words from this

Kaminari: Look at all of these.......

Tsuyu: All of these collectibles, I'm amazed and applaud

Mineta: There's alot of classics in here.

Todoroki: Some of these are all vintage

Shoji: There are like whole pokedex's in here.

Kirishima: Like the actual pokedex? Or the national amounts?

Mineta: What.... I didn't know that some of these are Pokédex

Sero: There are also trainer cards too

Mineta in Shocked: Trainer Cards, You're joking

Sero: Yeah, see there's Professer Oak, Brock, Misty, Liutenent Surge, Erika, Koga, Sabrina, Blaine, and Giovanni.

Mineta: I didn't even know about all of this till now

Midoriya: Those are gym leaders, but there are also youngsters, lasses, bug catchers, fishermen, hikers, super nerds, beauties, cool trainers, ace trainers...

Kaminari: And the Elite 4.

Mineta: The Elite 4, that's impossible

Kaminari holds the Elite 4 cards: Nah dude, look. There's Loraine, Chuck, Agatha, and Lance.

Uraraka: Ok, can we go back to how their costs

Iida pulls out his calculator: On that right now.

Todoroki: By the way some of these cards are in low prices

Tokoyami: He's got a point, given how old they appear to be.

Shoji: Except some of them

Hagakure: There's even Mew

Mineta In Shocked: Wait What, A Mew

Hagakure holds said Mew card: Yup.

Mineta: I been looking for that card

Ojiro digs around: I wonder if theres a Mewtwo also.

Mineta in Shocked: I need to sit down before I passed out

Kaminari: Yeah, because I'm convinced...

He digs around in the box too.

Mineta: Ok, do you guys got time right now

Midoriya: Sure thing, Mineta.

Kaminari: I'm down.

Tsuyu: Whenever you need

Ashido: I'm in

Uraraka: I'll be studying in my dorm, but you'll know where I'll be.

Hagakure: I have nothing else to do so, yes

Ojiro: Me too

Iida points out: This could take all night.

Kirishima: I'm gonna grab an energy drink just in case.

Todoroki: I got all day

Tokoyami: Very Well, I be more than happy to help

Sato: Sorry man, I'm working on a new recipe tonight.

Shoji: I'll help

Shinso: Me too

Koda raises his hand slowly: l-l'll help...

Mineta: Can you guys help me get every card organized and sort out

Everyone: Yeah, Sure thing

2 hours later as the class continues to sort and organize Pokémon Cards, They opens every single pack as Iida continue to look up on the internet.

Mineta looking up from the 8 Gold Mega Lucario cards: How's the sorting coming along, guys?

Midoriya: You got a lot of Rare Cards

Kaminari: For real, I'm struggling to keep up with how many there are.

Iida: Make sure you separate them by their type.

Todoroki: Their all in editions

Ojiro: How many have you guys drawn so far?

Sero: I lost count some how

Ashido dozing off: Same...

Kirishima counts through them crazy fast: So far I've got almost 100 normal types, 83 fire types, 44 water types, 58 grass type, 51 electric types, 77 fighting types-

Ojiro: Dude, relax. What the hell was in that energy drink?

Tokoyami: Did you guys peel the cards

Everyone:... peel?

Mineta: Oh Jesus...

Midoriya: What

Mineta: He means you can peel off the fabric off. Like so.

Iida: A Ditto Card.....

He takes a Ditto card show them.

Ashido: Right, it show it's a scam card

Hagakure: I did not think of that...

Iida: So make sure you guys look out from that

They all continue to count up the cards, along with peeling them also.

Kirishima being buzzed by his energy drink: Whoa man, I'm getting nothing but dragon types so far!

Iida: Ok, I just looked up on the internet. Mineta, Some of your Pokémon Cards are highly expensive

Mineta: How expensive are we talking?

Iida: Do you open any god packs lately

Mineta goes to his nightstand: Think I have one around here somewhere Yeah, I opened God packs 57 times. Almost everyday, I still need to open more

Tsuyu: You should probably get on that, ribbit.

Iida: And the illustrators

Kaminari: Illustrators?

Mineta: Illustrator....... What that

Sero: Like, the people who made the card?

Iida: No, A Illustrator is the rarest, most coveted, and most expensive trading card in the world.

Midoriya: Awarded to winners of a 1998 CoroCoro Comic illustration contest, only about 39 copies exist, featuring Pikachu drawing a Charmander.

Ashido: Oh Yeah, A perfect PSA 10 gem-mint copy holds the Guinness World Record, selling at Goldin Auctions for a staggering \(\$16.5\) million.

Mineta, Kaminari, and Sero: Wow...

Tokoyami: Impressive

Tsuyu: So they can all be very expensive.

Uraraka looks at the God Packs: Jeez Mineta, Too Many God Packs

Mineta rubs the back of his head: Yeah, I am a bit obsessed with those specifically.

Iida shows The Top 15 Most Expensive Pokémon Cards from XY era.

Iida: Ok these are the 15 expensive cards of XY Era

Mineta: The EX Dialga is the most expensive

Todoroki: I think you got one of these card, Mineta

Mineta: I think so too...

Kaminari: Let's keep checking

Hagakure: Some of these boxes have not been unboxed

Mineta: Wait, for real?

Kirishima: Yeah, including the package that your cousin given to you

Mineta remembers: Oh right, where is that one?

As the class gathered to organize the Rare, Exotic, Legendary, Mystic, Very expensive card. Mineta has Super luck on his Collection.

Mineta: Oh my god, there are so many Mystic cards

Uraraka: You have 18 sent Sylveon EXs

Mineta: I should have some Umbreons around here.......

Kirishima: I they are

Mineta looks: Aha!

Tsuyu: 11 Umbreons sets

Mineta's eyes light up: Ooh, one of them's a shiny!

Iida: Almost all of your card are holographic

Mineta feeling prideful: Mhm, glad you noticed.

Koda holding a Illustrator: Mineta.......

Kirishima Shouting: WHHHHHHHOOOOOOAAAAA, OH MY GOD

Everyone turns to Koda and Kirishima.

Koda pulls out another Illustrator: What about this one

Mineta passed out.....

Tsuyu catches him with a smile on her face: M-Mineta?

Shinso: All this time he had 2 Illustrators

Kaminari and Sero: No way.......

Midoriya: This cannot be impossible to find

Ashido glances at Mineta with a shred of concern: He's just being dramatic... right?

Hagakure in Shocked: Mina, this those 2 cards are worth a lot of money

Ashido: l-l know, I'm just wondering if he's okay.

Mineta: WHHHHAAAATT..........

Tsuyu: See, he's fine.

Ashido: Ok, cool. What kind of cards are they anyway?

Iida: Recording to this, that first illustrator cost $9,000 dollars and the second one cost $11,000 dollars, This is amazing

Ashido: Oh dang, that's... $20,000 dollars!

Everyone: YESSSS

5 hours later.........

Mineta: Man... that took a while.

Kaminari: But hey, we got through it.

Iida: Ok Mineta, All of Pokémon Collection is worth $110,000 dollars

Midoriya: Man, what are you gonna do with all of them now?

Mineta: I'm keeping them, I'm not rich like Momo so, I'm still going to keep collecting more cards

Sero: You do you, bro.

Kirishima: Hell yeah

Tsuyu: How thoughtful of you, Mineta

Mineta: Aww, thanks Tsu.

To Be Continued......

Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184

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u/SmoothTelevision5186 — 2 days ago
▲ 122 r/ChurchOfMineta+1 crossposts

Hot Take: Mineta could’ve been a better character, if he was given more focus and had more jokes beyond just him being a pervert.

I mean… think about it.

He had the motive of wanting to be a hero to gain fame and get bitches, something that heavily ties in with the whole Stain thing (Stain and his ideologies were also SEVERELY underutilized in the manga/anime.)

He also had some of the best jokes in the manga/anime revolve around him (that weren’t just him hitting on every girl for literally no reason.)

Along with this, out of all the characters, he’s probably the most grounded of them and reacts realistically to the shit that gets thrown at Class 1-A (which is mostly just fear and putting his own safety above others, something that a logical person would do.)

Anyway, this was just a small thing I wanted to bring up.

Thank you for reading.

u/LXSPest — 8 days ago

MHA X BATIM Mineta

Name in this Au: William Menits

Role: Mechanic in studio

special tool: adjustable wrench

Age: 25 years

Height: 108 cm

u/Chemical-Company4078 — 5 days ago
▲ 344 r/ChurchOfMineta+1 crossposts

Did anyone notice this during Todoroki and Sero's battle? Mina and Mineta were happy that Sero got the upper-hand? They wanted Sero to win and Todoroki to lose

u/SmoothTelevision5186 — 8 days ago

¿Qué tan peligroso sería Mineta siendo un zombidito? ¿Mineta sería el zombidito de BNHA?

https://youtu.be/t8q4n_r65d0?si=v5ga0nBs_8Wc5QnI

En serio, por este vídeo y darme cuenta de ese detalle, Mineta literalmente y confirmado por tipos que usan la lógica de Akira Toriyama, más pequeño igual a más imponente, como Gran Torino, es directamente la pieza clave de los héroes, ya que es el que mejor puede infiltrarse en las filas enemigas y echarlos pa abajo.

A veces ser el más inteligente o astuto no requiere de tener libretas con quirks o saberte el juego del ajedrez en el campo de batalla, y tener quirks poderosos, solo tener pasión y meterte donde nadie se atreve a meterse, y aun así, ser el más subestimado por todos, dándote la oportunidad de tomarlos por sorpresa cuando bajan la guardia.

u/Genshi0708 — 5 days ago

Mineta sings "b*tch"

Mineta: 🎶"I'm a b*tch, my name's 'Lander, such a b*tch, who's named Homelander"🎶

Homelander: For f*cks sake...

Mineta: 🎶"I'm a b*tch, yeah, i'm a b*tch, I'm such a f*cking b*tch"🎶

Homelander: Can someone tell him to shut up?

Mineta: 🎶"I have no hopes, and no dreams, and a tiny little peen~"🎶

Homelander: WAIT, WHAT?

Mineta: 🎶"And it doesn't even function anyway~, because i have a erectile disfunction~"🎶

Homelander: THAT'S IT, YOU'RE F*CKING DEAD- **gets bodyslammed by Deku**

Deku: You were right Minoru, it does feel nice bullying him, i mean i know i should be the last person to advertise bullying but with someone like him, It feels great

Mineta: Told you bro

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u/ArugulaNo3978 — 8 days ago

made a discord server for mineta emotes & I'm taking suggestions !!

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to advertise here but I'm on disboard, the server is called minetalovers!! the server is very new and I just wanted a place for some emotes, and maybe meeting other mineta enthusiasts~ if anyone is interested let me know !!

In the meantime have some art I did of mineta in his drip.

u/koitsuwadoudaa — 10 days ago

Mineta Au’s: Song Suggestions

I want to practice coming up with stories, and I thought it would be fun to get some suggestions. Comment a song you want me to base a Mineta Au off of and I will use the highest upvoted comment.

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u/PonetaShipper — 10 days ago

Mineta Framed Au's: Vox

Mineta Au Framed Au’s: Starting Point. : r/ChurchOfMineta

This Is pretty much entirely based off "Vox Populi" from Hazbin Hotel season 2.

Mineta is completely betrayed by class 1a. After the War, there is a huge uptick of corrupt heroes, and they start secretly executing Heteromorphs and people with villainous quirks. Mineta inherits his father's wealth after his father is killed in the war. Class 1a all become successful heroes, with Emily becoming a successful hero as well. None of them are bad people, but many of them are manipulated in ways that help the corrupt government. There is an uptick in rallies hosted people trying to start a revolution, all of them are selfish people trying to take advantage of the situation. Bakugou is sent to Intimidate them into stopping and making them admit to their Ulterior Motives, stopping the revolutions (He does what lucifer at the start of Vox Populi). Bakugou is convinced to do this with the logic that these people are selfish, and they will only cause more death. Enter Mineta. Mineta has been planning to get back at hero society for a long time, and he finally has the resources. He releases footage of certain heroes executing innocents, causing their arrests and causing him to enter the public eye. He continues to openly criticize the government and heroes, gaining the support of a portion of the public. Mineta decides it is time to make his next move. He organizes a rally to gather support for his cause. This is where the Song starts. Bakugou is Lucifer and Mineta is Vox. I Go Listen to the song and stop at 2 minutes and 36 seconds. Here is a change from the song. Mineta aggravates Bakugou into attacking him. here is my version of the next few lyrics.

I Knew it, you're weak
They didn't send you for peace
They sent you to clip my wings and chain me down here
Well, I got no chains on me
Who's with me?

If you don't understand, Mineta got Bakugou to attack him on live television, supporting his point that Bakugou wasn't sent for peace, but to silence him. Finish Listening to the Song.

Mineta has gained the Publics full support.

That's all I have right now, I don't know where to go from here, but feel free to give me ideas. What do you think about it so far.

u/PonetaShipper — 11 days ago

The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy Tech (Part 1 - The Accident)

Mineta had gotten their revenge on his brother from all the stuff that he put him through with help of his classmates. Almost everything went back to normal about 2 months later, When Jiro was acting really edgy and ignorant to him.

It all started at gym gamma when they all practicing their combo moves. Mineta was struggling to do one and nothing working for him.

Mineta getting agitated: Damn it, Come on

Kaminari approaches: Yo, Mineta. It's almost lunch, you coming?

Ashido: Denki, We're not done, we got 10 minutes left

Mineta wipes a bit of blood from his scalp: Y-Yeah, get back here, dude

While Mineta continues working on his combo move, Jiro and Yaoyorozu had already work off their moves. But Jiro wasn't done.

Yaoyorozu: Excellent training, everyone

Jiro: Wait Momo, let's do another one please

Yaoyorozu: Ok

Midoriya uses black whip to swing around: Try to keep up, Uraraka.

Uraraka floats forward: Thats what I'm doing, Deku.

Bakugou rolls his eyes: Ick

Jiro: Watch where you're guys doing, you almost hit me

Midoriya: Our bad, Jiro!

Jiro: Anyway Momo, make me 4 sets of giant Bass Speakers

Yaoyorozu: I will try my best

Momo creates 4 Giant Bass Speakers for Jiro.......

Jiro: Thank you, Momo

Yaoyorozu: You're very welcome.

Jiro: Sound Amplification, Amplifier Jack

Mineta: I will not do that if I were you. You might cause an accident

Jiro: Oh relax, nothing's going to go wrong

Jiro ready to take her new finishing combo for test.......

Mineta: Seriously, I wouldn't do that

Jiro: Shut up

Jiro Shouting: HEARTBEAT SUPER BAAAAAASSSSSS......

Her move was so very long and strong, It will caused a big accident......

Mineta feels the ground shaking: C-Cut it out, Jiro!

Jiro: I guess I got turn it up higher

Mineta: Nooooo.....

Jiro Shouting: HEARTBEAT BLAST.........

At this point, everyone is covering their ears from Jiro's sound amplification. Suddenly, Two generator of gym gamma and the whole school was damaged, goes up in smokes.

Two Generators Explodes.

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM........*

*WIDOWS SHATTERING.........*

*LIGHT OUT..........*

Then, glass windows around starts shattering, power goes out from the whole campus, and then light goes out.......

Yaoyorozu grabs Jiro's shoulder: Jiro! Stop!

Even Principal Nezu's Car Windows was shattered......

Principal Nezu: My word!

Todoroki lost concentration from blast and couldn't see, he accidentally set Mineta's hand on fire......

Mineta feels his hand burning: Ahhhhhhhh

He starts shaking it and blowing on it desperately.

Midoriya in Shocked: Oh Crap, Mineta

Asui in Shocked: Hold on, Minoru

Mineta: Put it out! Put it out! Put it out!

Kirishima Shouting: Hold still, Mineta

Asui grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and uses it on Mineta's hand.

The gym goes silent, the only sounds are grunts of pain from Mineta, and the fire extinguisher.

Kirishima turns to Jiro: Are you fucking stupid?!

Hagakure with a angry face: Have you lost your mind

Jiro: I-It was an accident

Sato with a angry face: We told you to stop, now look what you done

Kirishima: What the hell is your problem?! Over a move?!

Uraraka: Now cause a blackout

Yaoyorozu: She acknowledges it was an accident, please calm down

Principal Nezu storms in the gym so angry: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

Bakugou feeling his ear bleeding: It was that damn earphone punk!

EVERYONE POINT AT JIRO.......

Yaoyorozu: Principal Nezu, this is all a mistake, and Jiro is repentant

Iida: Momo Enough, Stop trying to defend her this time

Jiro: Again, it was an accident. I didn't think that wo-

Principal Nezu cuts her off: Exactly! You didn't think!

Jiro speechless: Hmm.....

Principal Nezu: In my office, immediately

Mr. Aizawa wraps Jiro: Let's go

In Nezu's office........

Jiro: Didn't mean that to happen, I was doing combo move

Nezu: And doing so caused serious damage to the gym, and one of your classmates

Jiro: Ok, that what you said, that was all on Todoroki, he set Mineta on fire

Mr. Aizawa: You distracted him

Jiro: Come on, Mineta been hurt numerous times, he can suck it up

Nezu: Your inconsideration isn't pretty, Jiro. Next time, think of others before practicing something so dangerous

Mr. Aizawa: Not only that, You caused a blackout in the whole school and campus, Damage 2 generators

Nezu: Not only that, you damage my car

Jiro: I understand... I'll pay however I can to make it up to you.

Nezu: You lucky me and Aizawa can't suspend you, But since you said that. You Owe amount of money to the school.

Jiro bows: I promise to pay soon. But, How much I owe the school

Mr. Aizawa: 65,000 dollars

Jiro's jaw drops: Seriously, that much?!

Nezu: Yes

Jiro takes a deep breath, knowing she cannot turn back the offer now: Okay.....

As Jiro leaves the office, she was pissed......

Jiro fusses: Damn it... Mineta is such a freaking baby!

Meanwhile, in the common space, Yaoyorozu is calming down Jiro after what happened.

Jiro: 65,000 dollars...

Yaoyorozu: I'm sorry

Jiro: It's all Mineta fault

Yaoyorozu: I agree

Jiro: Y-You're fine, Yaomomo. It's just... I don't know how I'm gonna pay this...

Yaoyorozu: At least it didn't go that bad

Bakugo walks in dorms with a letter: Hey, Ears

Yaoyorozu turns her head to Bakugou: Hm? What's that in your hand, Bakugou?

Bakugo: A letter from the Principal

Jiro sighs with worry: Oh god, what now

Yaoyorozu: Principal Nezu changed the price of the damages you costed

Jiro: L-Lower, or higher?

Bakugo: Higher, You're in deep shit

Jiro pounds her head on the table: Goddammit... why?

Bakugo with a smile on his face: Apparently, you destroyed and damaged the roof and windows of gym gamma so owe them $85,000 dollars

Jiro is on the verge of having a breakdown: 85,000?!

Yaoyorozu: They added more money from the roof

Bakugou walks to his dorm: Good luck

Jiro: Yaomomo, You got to help me out

Yaoyorozu: Of course, I'll help out however I can

Bakugo: Oh By the way, read the P.S

Jiro: P-P.S?

Bakugo: In the bottom of the letter

They proceed to read the P.S.

Bakugo reads the end of the letter: Yaoyorozu will not be helping you this time, you need to figure it out on your own Signed Mr. Aizawa

Jiro: Oh man.........

Yaoyorozu: Well, you heard him. I can't help you

Jiro's head droops: Great... just fucking great...

To Be Continued

Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184

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