
u/SmoothTelevision5186

Unpopular opinion but I actually like Mineta(Except that he's a perv)
Year 3 predictions
Here’s who I think we’ll get in between the 3rd and 4th anniversaries. I didn’t put them in release order but I do think we’ll be getting those characters after the 3rd anniversary and before the 4th anniversary
Saved by the Grape from Dynamight
For the past 2 months, Mineta been watching Bakugo lately about his anger behavior. He seen him burned Uraraka in the back on accident, causing it to blister and burned, he didn't feel sorry for herself. He seen him break Tokoyami's arm. He seen him broke Ojiro's Tail during Training. He been really recklessly lately and Mineta seen enough of his recklessness. So he has no choice to do something about it.
The intense crackle of sparks echoed through the UA High training ground before the dust even settled. Bakugo was on a tear, his palms fuming with small fiery explosions as he marched toward Koji Koda.
Bakugo growled: Get out of my way, bug-whisperer!
Koda getting scared and whimpering and whispering: Oh, Sorry
His shoulders set, clearly ready to blast right past him to claim the training zone's flag.
Koda flinched as he pulling his head down as a small, purple shape darted right into the dirt between them.
Minoru Mineta stood there, legs trembling violently, sweating buckets, but holding his ground.
Mineta yelped: N-not cool, Bakugo! You can't just plow over Koda like that!
He tearing two purple sticky spheres off his head and hurling them at the ground right in front of Bakugo's boots.
Bakugo skidded to a halt just inches from the purple adhesive, his teeth bared.
Bakugo with a angry look on his face: Get of my face, extra, or I'll blast you into next week!
Mineta refused: No
Bakugo ready to attack Mineta and Koda: That's it, the two of you are dead
Midoriya shouting: He's not doing this alone!
Midoriya burst through the tree line, One For All's green lightning crackling around his frame as he landed square beside Mineta, his stance firm. Right behind him came Uraraka, floating a cluster of heavy debris to create a barricade between Bakugo and Koda.
Tsuyu coming for the aid: RIBBIT
Tsuyu Asui sprinted past, her tongue whipping out to wrap around Koda's waist and safely pull him back into the cover of the tree line.
Kirishima shouted: Back off, Bakugo!, Chill out
He hardening his arms into jagged rock as he stepped up shoulder-to-shoulder with Midoriya and Mineta.
Kirishima getting angry at Bakugo: Ganging up on someone who isn't ready isn't manly at all!, Bakugo
Ashido: Yeah, man, cool your jets!
She slid in on a path of slick acid, landing in a low defensive stance.
Kaminari: We've got your back, Mineta!
Jiro: I won't let you hurt Koda
Kaminari called out, spark-plugging electricity between his fingers as Jiro plugged her earphone jacks into her wrist amplifiers, ready to drop a sonic shockwave if Bakugo made a move.
Above them, Sero swung down from a high branch, slinging thick strips of tape to seal off Bakugo's side flanks.
Bakugo glared at the wall of eight classmates standing shoulder-to-shoulder, protecting both Koda and Mineta.
He let out a harsh huff, smoke swirling from his fists as he lowered his arms.
Bakugo growled: "Tch. Whatever,"
Bakugo snapped, turning on his heel and stomping off into the forest.
Bakugo with a mad face: You guys are wasting my time.
Mineta collapsed onto his rear, letting out a massive sigh of relief as Koda walked back over, patting Mineta gently on the shoulder with a quiet, grateful nod.
Mineta: I don't stand your friend, Midoriya
Midoriya: I don't know why acts like that all the time.
The Next day in the dorms, Mineta got done studying as Eri was in dormitory with Mr. Aizawa. She was only doing art pictures when Aizawa step out of the dorms minutes later. Bakugou walks out of his room in living room so angry as Eri bumps right into him as she accidentally breaks his phone.
Bakugo in Rage as screamed at Eri: DAAAAMMMNNNN IIIIITTTT, THAT WAS MY PHONE YOU STUPID LITTLE GIRL
Eri being apologetic: I'm sorry
Eri started to cry as Mineta seen what happened and step in protect her.....
Mineta shifted his weight, his short legs trembling as Bakugo loomed over him, small sparks already popping from his raised palms.
Mineta with a angry look on his face: Don't even think about it. It was just an accident
Bakugo growled: Get out of the way, extra
His eyes narrowed as he gestured toward Eri as she goes right behind Mineta
Bakugo grabbed Mineta by his shirt: Do you want to pick a fight with me or are you going to get out of my way, Short Round
Mineta squeaked his voice cracking: "N-no way!"
Mineta slapped Bakugo in the face and knee him in his stomach. But he didn't budge.
Mineta taking a stand: I might be a coward, and I might fail written exams, but a real hero doesn't get scary raged psychotic explosion extra intimidate a little girl!
Bakugo in Rage: What the hell did you call me?!
Crimson sparks flared brightly between Bakugo's knuckles. He took a heavy step forward.
Bakugo ready to attack with his quirk: I'll blast you into next week?!
Mineta yelled: "Eri, duck!"
Before Bakugo could raise his arm, Mineta grabbed three of the purple, sticky spheres from his head and hurled them directly at the ground in front of Bakugo's feet.
Bakugo stepped right onto them, expecting to burst through, but the immense adhesive instantly locked his feet to the training ground pavement.
Bakugo lunged forward to swing: "What the—!"
But his balance was completely anchored.
Mineta didn't waste a second. He plucked four more Pop Off spheres, bouncing off them like a frantic pinball to build up momentum.
Mineta screamed: GRAPE RUUUSSHHH
Firing a barrage of sticky spheres directly at Bakugo’s hands and gauntlets, pinning his arms awkwardly against his sides and sticking his palms together so he couldn't generate a clear blast without damaging himself.
Bakugo roared in fury, strain showing on his face as he tried to flex his explosive muscles against the unbreakable bond of the spheres.
Bakugo in Rage: You little grape trash! Unstick me right now!
Mineta landed heavily on his rear next to Eri, breathing hard and panting, but he immediately stood up and placed himself firmly between Bakugo. He adjusted his gloves, trying to look brave despite shaking like a leaf.
Mineta yelled back: I can't beat you in a fight, Bakugo!
Puffing out his chest as best he could.
Mineta: My spheres hold for hours! You're stuck until Aizawa-sensei gets here!"
Eri peered out from behind Mineta's cape, her small horn glowing faintly as she looked up at him in awe.
Mineta checking on Eri: Are you ok....
Eri: Mineta-san... you're really brave.
Mineta: I know, that's what heroes for
Mineta turned his head slightly, giving her a heroic, if slightly trembling, thumb-up.
Mineta: Don't worry, Eri-chan. As long as I'm here until Mr. Aizawa comes back, nobody scaring you on my watch!
Bakugo's muffled yells of outrage echoed across the training field, but Mineta stood his ground, keeping Eri safe and sound behind him.
Mr. Aizawa walks in: What's going on
Mineta told Mr. Aizawa: Bakugo was trying to attack Eri, because she broke his phone on accident
Mr. Aizawa: Eri, is that true
Eri being apologetic: I didn't mean to, it was just an accident
Bakugo with an angry look on his face: That little gremlin broke my phone
Mineta: Okay, you can get it fixed
Mr. Aizawa: Violence is not a good thing to escort the situation, Bakugo.
Bakugo with an angry look on his face: I had to make her pay for it
Mineta: So you just trying to attack her, What is wrong with you
Mr. Aizawa: 4 weeks detention for you, Bakugo
Mineta: I don't think this is right place to have Eri in the dorms with him around. Mr. Aizawa
Mr. Aizawa: Good thinking, Mineta..... Come on Eri
Bakugo growled: GRRRRRRR
The Next day, Mineta told Everyone about what happened another day.
The Class 1-A common room immediately exploded into chaos.
Mineta we're still pissed off about the other day. He burst through the dorm doors, panting heavily, keying straight into maximum drama.
Mineta with an angry face: Guys! You're not gonna believe this! Bakugo almost laid a finger on Eri!
The room went dead silent.
Midoriya dropped his notebook, his eyes widening in pure horror.
Midoriya with a terrified face: W-what?! Kacchan wouldn't—where is she?!
Uraraka slammed her hands on the table, her face hardening into a look that couldn't control herself.
Uraraka getting angry: He did what?
Tsuyu tilted her head, ribbed finger to her chin.
Tsuyu with a worried face: Ribbit. Mineta, are you sure you didn't misunderstand the situation?
Iida stood on Mineta's side: Mineta is right. It was all on surveillance
Tsuyu with an angry face: Why did he do that?
Mineta: Because, Eri accidentally broke his phone by bumping right into him. Luckily, I stepped in and kept him away from her
Before Mineta could exaggerate further, Kirishima stood up, looking deeply conflicted.
Kirishima with an angry face: Hold on, man! Bakugo's got a rough mouth, but hitting a kid? That's not manly at all. There's no way.
Ashido piped up, crossing her arms suspiciously: "Yeah, right!"
Todoroki: Bakugo's loud, but he's practically a softie when it comes to keeping kids safe after that Provisional License retraining!
Yaoyorozu with a terrified face: He could've hurt her or sent her in the hospital
Kaminari groaned, pressing his hands to his temples: Bro, if Bakugo actually made Eri cry, Aizawa is going to expel him... or turn him into ashes.
Mineta: It already happened. He has 4 weeks of detention
Hagakure: That's not good enough
Jiro plugged her amps into Mineta’s arm, giving him a sharp poke.
Jiro: Spill the actual context, Mineta. Did he almost hit her, or was he just yelling at full blast like he always does?
Mineta grabs Jiro's amps and put her on the ground: I just told you what happened. Looking to surveillance you'll see it
Everyone looked at the surveillance......
Ojiro in Shocked: My God
Uraraka with an angry face: I want to break his arms
Tsuyu with a smile look on Mineta: It's a good thing you kept her safe from him, Mineta
Kirishima wrapping his arm on Mineta: What you did was very manly, Minetabro
Sero: Saved by the Grape
Midoriya: Thank you, Mineta
Mineta: No problem
Iida with a proud look on his face: Very proud of you, Mineta
Mineta: Thank you all
The End........
this is probably the most offensive result i've got from a character quiz..
if it's gonna be from mha, why couldn't it have been any other character HAHA
The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy ( Part 3 - Blame on the Grape/Spy Thief)
After almost everyone in the class helped Mineta with expensive Pokémon card collection, they shockingly surprise how much it costs. He continues to collect more cards as soon be favorite things or hobbies he loves. During that time, Jiro starting struggling to get a job. She didn't want to get one because she didn't want to work her body and get her hands dirty. After the accident three days later, She blames Mineta for getting her pay a lot of money for damages.
2 days later at the dorms, Jiro look thru job applications to pay damages from the accident.
Jiro rubs her eyes from tiredness: Ugh... none of these pay enough...
Yaoyorozu: Having a bad time
Jiro: Yup...... I have no idea what I'm going to do.
Yaoyorozu: How about you work at a superstore
Jiro: Hmm... maybe...
Yaoyorozu: Yeah, $26 dollars an hour
Jiro twirls her earphone jacks: I don't really wanna take a job, though...
Yaoyorozu: Well, You had to. It's the only way to pay them back
Jiro ponders: Well... what if I could sell something?
Shoji: Come on, Start cutting grass, washing cars, and other stuff for money
Yaoyorozu: She doesn't like to get dirty.
Shoji: Well, you're on your own
Jiro rolls her eyes: Whatever...
Yaoyorozu: Well you got to think of something
Jiro: I know, I know
The Next Day at School in Recess and Lunch Time.....
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, we got four left until we end the sweepstakes. Winner gets tickets to go see AEW's Forbidden Door
Mineta: Oh man, I cannot wait for Forbidden Door
Kaminari: Me neither
Mineta: FORBIDDEN DOOR
Jiro rudely called Mineta: Dumb Little Bitch
Mineta: What was that......
Tsuyu turns: What's wrong with you?
Jiro: What's wrong with me, What's wrong with him, Fucking got me pay $85,000 dollars on damages
Mineta: You the one almost BROUGHT DOWN THE WHOLE GYM!
Jiro: And your injuries
Mineta looks at his burned hand: Oh, it's doing okay, no thanks to you.
Jiro: Don't care
Mineta: How can I got you pay $85,000 dollars, that I wasn't even doing anything stupid
Kaminari: He does have a point
Jiro: That why it's your fault, Fuckface
Mineta pauses from audacity: I beg your Fresh-Picked fucking pardon?
Yaoyorozu: You lucky you would've got her suspended
Mineta: Who cares...... She shouldn't have been using her quirk like that
Jiro: It's was a combo move....... Combo
Mineta: Yeah, Ok whatever
Jiro: Don't 'whatever' me, you little shit
Yaoyorozu: It's could've been you paying for the damages, Ugly Grape
Mineta: I didn't do anything though. You can't just blame me for something just because.
Jiro: You probably got me in trouble
Mineta: Yeah, Ok whatever
Uraraka getting pissed: Jiro, Momo if you're going to keep running your mouth, taking it somewhere else or shut the fuck up
Jiro getting annoyed: Why are you taking his side?
Ashido: WTF do you think after what happened at Gym Gamma
Todoroki calmly approaches: You made me lose my focus and burn my classmate. That is extremely reprehensible.
Yaoyorozu: He's fine, he gets hurt all the time. He can suck it up, so what
Mineta gets agitated: Whatever, let's just drop it
Then all sudden, Things are about to go down......
Jiro uses her quirk on Mineta: LOOK ALIVE SHORTY......
Mineta feeling the pain: AHHHHHHHH
Mineta rubs the side of his head: The fuck!
Uraraka with a angry face: You fucking bitch
Jiro try to evoke: What?! What are you gonna do?
As Mineta gets up from that attack, He was ready to lose it, goes in Rage, and can't control himself as he pushes her.
Mineta pushes Jiro: Asshole
The push knocks Jiro on the floor.
Jiro: Y-You litte-
Jiro punches Mineta in the stomach.....
Kirishima them him to attack her: Don't stand there, She started it. Go kick her ass
Mineta in Rage as he lefts up Jiro in the table punches multiple times. Yaoyorozu getting involved by grabbing him in the neck.
Yaoyorozu getting pissed: That is enough!
Some of the Class gets involved as they backs up Mineta
Ashido pulls Yaoyorozu's ponytail: Get off of him
Kaminari: Chill, dude. She's not worth it!
Mineta can't control himself as he goes right her again by a spear takedown Jiro and punches her a couple of times.
Iida: Ok Mineta, STOP please
Tokoyami: It's not worth it
Everyone watches the scene of the fight. Cheering and Screaming
Everyone in the lunch room: YEAAAAAHHHH
Iida and Tokoyami pull him off.....
Tsuyu grabs Jiro by the shoulders: you shouldn't have provoked him, Jiro
Jiro dusts off her shirt: Shut it and get off me, Tsu!
Mineta getting dragged out: Fucking bitch, Fuck you..... FUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU........
Jiro watches Mineta get dragged away: Tch...
Uraraka: Hey, Jiro
Uraraka slaps Jiro.......
Jiro flinches: The fuck, 'Chaco...?
Tsuyu slaps Jiro with her tongue......
Tsuyu: Learn to leave people alone...
Ojiro: Ok, Girls
Midoriya: Please, Stop
15 minutes later.......
Mineta: Who the hell do she think she is
Mineta paces around in his room: She's been on my nerves since day fucking one... 'Earphone Jerk' is more like it.
Tsuyu and almost everyone checks on Mineta: Minoru, Are you okay
Mineta: You can come in...
Tsuyu : I'm Sorry Mineta, about she was out of line
Mineta: You think...
Midoriya: Who blames on someone who didn't do and when take it out on someone else
Mineta: Exactly. Like, she's the problem.
Ojiro: You lucky that the other teachers would've saw what happened
Kaminari: Tell me about it.
Mineta tension went down and things went quiet, 4 days later......
Sero: Hey guys.
Hagakure: What is it, Sero
Sero looks around: Has anyone seen Jiro lately?
Kirishima: Went out to get a job so she could pay all the damages
Shoji: Hmmm....
Sero: Anyways, I guess what
Shoji: What's up?
Sero Shouting: I WON THE SWEEPSTAKES
Hagakure: Holy crap, really?!
Kirishima: HOW
Sero: I don't know how
Kirishima Shouting: WE'RE HEADING TO FORBIDDEN DOOR
Sero: W-Wait, but who will be going?
Shoji: Call me Out, I'm not going
Ashido: Aww, why not?
Uraraka: PICK ME, PICK ME
Hagakure: YEAH, I WANNA GO TOO
Midoriya: I'm free, I wanna go
Todoroki shrugs: Yeah, Why not.
Mineta: I'm down
Tsuyu: OOOOOO, I like to go too, Ribbit
Kirishima: Let's go to England
Kaminari walks in: I'm going too, I Bought 3 extra tickets online
Sero: Sounds great
Tokoyami: Very Well, I'm in
Ojiro: I'm going, And I found out that some of Class 1b brought tickets as well
Midoriya: Oh wow, I didn't know that.
Kirishima gets excited: ME AND MY BRO, TETSUTETSU, AT FORBIDDEN DOOR!
Iida: Sorry, I can't go. I have other stuff to do
Mineta: Thats okay, Iida. I'll send you pics
Sero: Pack your stuff and get your passports, Because We're heading to England.
Mineta: Hell yeah!
Kirishima: ENGLAND HEAR WE COME
Midoriya pumps his fist in the air: LET'S DO IT!
Almost Everyone: YEAAAAAHHHH
Todoroki: Hold on, are we certain that Jiro and Momo would want to go?
Sero: Hell No
Mineta: Yeah, it's for 10 of us anyways
Ashido: You know why
Midoriya: Fair point, with what happened with Mineta and Jiro, it wouldn't be a good idea
Kaminari: Right, Anyway.... Let's go
They start to pack their things and left to England.
Meanwhile, Jiro is back at the dormitories with Yaoyorozu, Iida, Shoji, Koda, and Bakugou.
Jiro pacing around the common room: What am I going to do...
Yaoyorozu: Have you tried to work with your dad at the music store
Jiro: He's on a business trip and salary is low when I work there
Koda: Umm Jiro, Why you have a huge bump on your forehead
Jiro Shocked as she feeling the bump on her forehead: WHAT
She went to the bathroom at a mirror to see it.
Jiro feels her forehead: Oh that... that was from that little purple bastard.
Yaoyorozu: Wow
Shoji: Yeah, they got into a fight. Jiro you started it, and Mineta was trying to finish it.
Bakugou started laughing: Which, He did
Jiro grumbles: Shut it, both of you.
Shoji: So you do notice another huge bump on your eyebrow
Jiro in Shocked: Oh My God
Yaoyorozu: Shoji, not helpful...
Jiro pissed: Look what he did my DAMN FACE......
Jiro throws a fit......
Bakugou: Oh boo-hoo, you had it coming...
Jiro walks angry pursuit......
Yaoyorozu watches Jiro storm off: I'm sure she'll be fine...
Jiro was pissed off, she went to Mineta's Room to try destroyed one of his stuff....
Jiro knocks over a box filled with Pokémon cards: What the...
Jiro: The fucking way
Jiro kicks the box, sending hundreds of cards flying.
Jiro: Stupid cards....
Yaoyorozu: Jiro
Jiro turns to Yaoyorozu: What...
Yaoyorozu: What are you going in his room
Jiro pauses her fit: I... I don't know. I guess I'm still missed at him.
Yaoyorozu: I understand that.
Jiro: I was trying to destroy all his stuff until I knocked over a box of Pokémon Cards
Yaoyorozu: Hmm, I'd expect he would collect more 'lewd', not mere trading cards.
Yaoyorozu in shocked as look through his binders of God Packs.....
Yaoyorozu: Hold on a moment...
Jiro: Hm? What's up?
Yaoyorozu: HE HAS GOD PACKS
Jiro: Y-Yaomomo, you know about these?
Yaoyorozu: These cards of regular ones, these cards are expensive
Jiro: Wait, expesnive?
Yaoyorozu: Yes, These costs lot of money
Jiro: Wow, I had no idea these were worth something
Yaoyorozu looking through his cards: He had lots of Rare, Exotic, Legendary, Mystic, Very expensive cards that worth a lot of money
Jiro starts to get an idea: A lot of money, you say?
Yaoyorozu: Worth a lot
Jiro starts to rub her chin with her earphone jack: 'A lot' a lot?
Yaoyorozu: We should probably leave his room
Jiro: I-I'll stay, just to clean up.
As Yaoyorozu left the room, Jiro started doing something she will never regret.
Jiro: Worth a lot, huh? Let's find out...
She takes all the cards out his room.
Jiro in her room: God damn... how many of these does he have?
The next day, Jiro went to the trading store sell his card when she really hits jackpot.
Jiro talking to the clerk: So... how much is this worth?
Trader Employee: All of Pokémon Collection is worth $110,000 dollars
Jiro's jaw drops to the floor: $110,000?!
Jiro: Holy Shit
Trader Employee: So... will you accept the trade?
Jiro drops all the boxes on the counter: YES PLEASE!
Trader Employee: Alright, Just a moment
Jiro: Oh my god... This is perfect...
Trader Employee: Here you go, Have a good day
Jiro chuckles: Oh I will... hehe...
Jiro heads back to campus to Principal Nezu and Mr. Aizawa to pay the damages of the accident.
Nezu: My word, Ms. Jiro. $110,000? That quickly?
Jiro: Yes Sir, I had to....... sell some stuff, you know
Nezu shrugs and accepts the money: If you say so.
Aizawa seems skeptical: What exactly did you sell?
Jiro: Stuff that is....... antique
Aizawa: ...Sure...
Neuz: The rest of the money is yours
Aizawa: Dismiss
Jiro heads back to the dormitories.
Yaoyorozu: So, what's you doing to do with the rest of the money
Jiro: I'll spend the rest new stuff. Hey, did a live show at Orlando, Florida in 2 days, they still selling tickets, Want to go.
Yaoyorozu: I'll be into it, let's go pack
Jiro: Oh, Yeah
To be continued.........
Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184
Why doesnt aizawa just fucking expel mineta and bakugo and send them to some kind of fucking facility?
Seriously they would fucking benefit from that
New oc!!🧸💜 Ask anything about him and I'll answer
I'm so proud of myself for making him :)
"Not all men-" but we, as society, can agree Mineta would.
The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy Tech (Part 2 - Becoming a Collector)
Jiro has to pay 85,000 dollars for the damage that she caused at Gym Gamma. Meanwhile Mineta came back at the nurses office pissed off and walked in to Todoroki's room breaking his stuff.
Mineta stomps on his sleeping bag: Stupid Todoroki....... AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH
Bakugo: HAHAHAHAHA, Hey icyhot, Short Round breaking shit in your room
Todoroki calmly walks to his room: I figured he'd be mad at me... but I didn't mean to harm him.
Asui: Mineta, calm down please
Mineta stomps out of Todoroki's dorm: Fine... but I'm still mad at him!
Mineta tries to keep calm, but he couldn't: TRY TO STAY CALM........ FUCK THAT
Asui quickly wraps her tongue around Mineta: No! No... Stay calm.
Todoroki: Listen, I'm sorry Mineta. It's was accident, I couldn't see anything
Mineta grumbles: Grrr... whatever, Look at my hand
Todoroki: How can I not...
Asui: Just calm down, Mineta.
Mineta walks outside pissed off and stomping on the wall.
Asui: He'll be fine, I hope.
Ojiro showed up with the big package....
Mineta tries to take his mind off of what happened: Hey Ojiro, what's that?
Ojiro: It's for you
Mineta becomes intrigued: Really? Lemme see.
Mineta remembers: Oh right, it's from cousin. It finally came
Ashido: Hm? What finally came?
Iida: I hope it is appropriate.
Mineta: I haven't done appropriate stuff for a month, Iida
Iida: Oh, sorry
Mineta: Oh, Shoto I'm Sorry
Todoroki: You're forgiven.
Mineta opened the box.....
He finds a bevy of pokemon cards
Mineta: YES, YES, YES, YES
Kaminari: Whoa dude, that alot of Pokemon cards
Mineta: My Mega Charizard X Ex Ultra-Premium Pokémon Collection is here
Ashido: Oooh, neat
Kaminari: Cool
Mineta: These are expensive
Kirishima: Man, never considered you for a Pokémon guy.
Sero jokes: Lemme guess, your favorite 'mon is Gardevoir?
Mineta: No, I been collecting Pokémon Cards since was 5 or 7 years years old
Sero's eyes widen: Oh wow....
Mineta: We can go in my room and we can see it
Sero shrugs: Okay, why not.
Kaminari agrees also: Sure thing, dude.
Uraraka: I want to see
Dark Shadow appears from Tokoyami: Me too.
Tokoyami: I suppose I'll see too.
Mineta telling the Class: Just to make things clear, Iida, Tokoyami, and I had to get rid of all my inappropriate stuff. And I still need help getting rid of some of the inappropriate stuff but my laptop and computer, Iida
Iida: Ok
As some of the class went up to Mineta's room to see his all his Pokémon Collection, They was amazed.
Midoriya: Holy whoa...
Kirishima: DAMN
Mineta: Mhm, take it in.
Hagakure: It's like a whole pile all at once
Todoroki nods in acknowledgement: Quite the collection, Mineta.
Mineta: Thank you
Asui asks: Do you have any Venusaur cards, that's my favorite.
Mineta: I don't know, it all depends
Asui pokes her cheek: Depends?
Mineta: Yeah, I got 7 of them
Asui becomes excited: 7?! Can i see? Pretty please, ribbit.
Mineta pulls out a set of Venusaur cards to Tsuyu: Here you go
Asui is in awe: Oh wow, it's so cool.
Kirishima becomes intrigued: Do you have a Machamp? That's a manly pokémon
Ojiro in Shocked: WHOA, OH MY GOD
Everyone turns to Ojiro.
Kirishima getting happier: You're not joking
Ashido: Wow.
Iida: How many have you stored exactly?
Ojiro In Shocked: Mineta, TELL ME YOU 4 HAVE SETS OF ROARING SKIES M EX HOLO RARE RAYQUAZAS
Mineta: Yep.
Iida: Incredible, the card is almost thousand dollars
Shoji: This is quite impressive how you've been collecting these since you were a child.
Uraraka: How did you manage to get so many?
Mineta: I was addicted to this during my...... well you know pervy days
Asui: This is way better than your pervy self, no offense.
Kaminari: There are so many
Mineta: I busting my ass work for money by cutting grass, washing cars, shoveling snow, doing daytime jobs
Ashido: When you were a kid? Thats crazy!
Mineta: Yes with my asshole dad and older brother
Kaminari groans: Don't remind me of those jerks.
Mineta: I just kept going day after day. This is my working music
Tokoyami nods: I like it
Kirishima: It's cool
Sero: Hell yeah, dude
Uraraka Shouting: FROM NEW CASTLE UPON TIME, ENGLAND, WEIGHTING IN AT 217 LBS. HE IS "THE BASTARDDDDDDDDD" PAAACCCC.....
Kaminari: I knew that sounded familiar
Iida: URARAKA
Uraraka: Sorry, got carried away. I'm a aew fan
Mineta: That's okay, I get it.
Sero: Ok, go back on getting on these cards
Mineta smirks with pride: Yeah, I made a lot of money doing all of those day jobs.
Iida: Well you're just as working boy
Mineta: Yeah, Until my cousin moved back town he's a Collector
Kaminari: Wait, really?
Tokoyami shakes his bird head: Knowing him, he's probably a scalper.
Mineta: And here we are now
Ashido: Man, that's a lot of Pokémon cards
Mineta: Don't get to excited, look in the drawers
They open the drawers
Shinso in Shocked: Sweet Jesus Mother of God
Tokoyami: By the darkness...
Todoroki: Its a whole binders of Expensive Pokemon Cards
Sato: Man, how many binders?
Mineta: I brought more, Yesterday
Everyone except Todoroki: There's more?!
Todoroki: He meant the binders.
Mineta: No, i just brought more binders to put my cards in there
Everyone: Oh
Midoriya: This may be bigger then my All Might collection
Iida: Well I know all the cards serious expensive
Mineta: I don't know how much they are, but can you tell much in the internet, Iida
Iida: I'll check later, but still this is quite a shock that you have this many
Uraraka: Come on Iida, we want to know how much
Iida pulls out his laptop: Alright, Alright...
Midoriya: Yeah, because now I'm interested
Iida shows The 10 most expensive Pokemon cards from a year ago from the internet.
Iida: Do you have the Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV
Mineta: Yeah, I also have a TCG Classic Holographic Charizard
Ashido: Wait a minute, Mineta do have more cards in your parents house
Mineta remembers: Oh yeah, but their locked away so my brother doesn't get his hands on them. Matter of fact, Tokoyami go to my house and get all of my Pokémon Cards. Sato go with him
Sato gives a thumbs up: Sounds good, dude.
Shinso: Ok, You have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. 17 set of Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV
Ashido cups her cheeks in awe: Wow, that amazing
Iida: The Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV cost $146.18
Midoriya doing math: Multiply that by 17... That's $2,485!
Mineta: and 6 cents.
Iida shows another chart of Most Expensive Pokémon cards from 2 years ago from the internet.
Iida: Ok, here are the most of expensive Pokémon Cards from 2 years ago. Do you one of those cards, Mineta
Mineta: I have a Zekrom ex card.
Mineta points to his desk: Mhm, all in my drawer.
Asui: Mineta, you have 8 sets of Gold Mega Lucario EX
Mineta: Open my drawer and find out.
Everyone looked through his drawer and suddenly.
All 8 sets of Gold Mega Lucario shocks the classmates
Midoriya: Whoa...
Kaminari: Thats awesome, dude.
Hagakure: From Mega Evolution
Mineta feeling prideful: I know, I know.
Iida: The Gold Mega Lucario EX cost $375.55
Kaminari: That's insane.
Ojiro: How much money have you saved up, Mineta?
Ashido doing math: Multiply that by 8... That's $3,004 dollars
Todoroki: and 4 cents
Everyone is marveling at how Mineta could afford so many Pokémon cards.
Meanwhile, Sato and Tokoyami head to Mineta's house to get more of his collection.
Sato: Thanks for Welcome to the house Mrs.Mineta
Mrs.Mineta: All of his Pokémon Cards are in his old room and the basement
Tokoyami: Understood.
Dark Shadow appears: We'll be in and out, ma'am.
Tokoyami enter the basement: 6 boxes of Pokémon Cards
Sato in Mineta's room: 3 boxes of Pokémon Cards in his closet
Ms. Mineta: Got everything you need, boys?
Tokoyami and Sato: Thank you Mrs.Mineta
They start to exit the house, when suddenly, Daisuke walks through the door.
Daisuke becomes confused: The fuck?
Mrs.Mineta: Daisuke, That doesn't concerned you. Don't even think about it
Daisuke: Whateves, just get these strangers out of our house.
Mrs.Mineta: It's my house that I paid for and I don't like you tone, So cut it out
Daisuke rolls his eyes and heads upstairs to his room.
Mrs. Mineta: So sorry about him.
Tokoyami: He really hate us and you're 2 sons
Sato: It's no problem, Ms. Mineta.
Mrs.Mineta: Thank you for your time
They leave and pack up the boxes in Sato's car. While Daisuke, from his room, flips them off from his window.
Sato: Oh great, he's give us the bird
Tokoyami: Just ignore him
Meanwhile at the Dorms.....
Mineta: Sato messaged me, said he should be back at the Heights Alliance soon.
Kaminari: Hey, Mineta? Have you ever counted how many cards you have?
Uraraka: A lot, What do you think
Iida: It does seem like an interesting question.
Mineta: I don't know on the top of my head
Iida: Should we find out?
Kaminari immediately rejects: God no, that'd take way too long.
Sero: Yeah, sounds boring...
Mineta: Yeah, I'm not going to waste everybody else's time
Ashido: I was not expecting this to be in your dorm, Mineta.
Hagakure: For real.
Mineta: What about it
Ashido giggles: Just joking around.
Suddenly, footsteps approach, most likely Sato and Tokoyami.
Tokoyami: My God, Mineta
Sato: Your brother is such a douchebag
Mineta: Yeah whatever, he's such a asshole
Midoriya turns his attention on the boxes: Forget about him, lets see whats in the boxes.
Midoriya opens the box, Everyone was stunned and shocked as never expects Mineta as a Pokemon collector.
Everyone except Iida: HOLY SHIT
Mineta: Man, I missed these.
Ojiro: I'm lost of words from this
Kaminari: Look at all of these.......
Tsuyu: All of these collectibles, I'm amazed and applaud
Mineta: There's alot of classics in here.
Todoroki: Some of these are all vintage
Shoji: There are like whole pokedex's in here.
Kirishima: Like the actual pokedex? Or the national amounts?
Mineta: What.... I didn't know that some of these are Pokédex
Sero: There are also trainer cards too
Mineta in Shocked: Trainer Cards, You're joking
Sero: Yeah, see there's Professer Oak, Brock, Misty, Liutenent Surge, Erika, Koga, Sabrina, Blaine, and Giovanni.
Mineta: I didn't even know about all of this till now
Midoriya: Those are gym leaders, but there are also youngsters, lasses, bug catchers, fishermen, hikers, super nerds, beauties, cool trainers, ace trainers...
Kaminari: And the Elite 4.
Mineta: The Elite 4, that's impossible
Kaminari holds the Elite 4 cards: Nah dude, look. There's Loraine, Chuck, Agatha, and Lance.
Uraraka: Ok, can we go back to how their costs
Iida pulls out his calculator: On that right now.
Todoroki: By the way some of these cards are in low prices
Tokoyami: He's got a point, given how old they appear to be.
Shoji: Except some of them
Hagakure: There's even Mew
Mineta In Shocked: Wait What, A Mew
Hagakure holds said Mew card: Yup.
Mineta: I been looking for that card
Ojiro digs around: I wonder if theres a Mewtwo also.
Mineta in Shocked: I need to sit down before I passed out
Kaminari: Yeah, because I'm convinced...
He digs around in the box too.
Mineta: Ok, do you guys got time right now
Midoriya: Sure thing, Mineta.
Kaminari: I'm down.
Tsuyu: Whenever you need
Ashido: I'm in
Uraraka: I'll be studying in my dorm, but you'll know where I'll be.
Hagakure: I have nothing else to do so, yes
Ojiro: Me too
Iida points out: This could take all night.
Kirishima: I'm gonna grab an energy drink just in case.
Todoroki: I got all day
Tokoyami: Very Well, I be more than happy to help
Sato: Sorry man, I'm working on a new recipe tonight.
Shoji: I'll help
Shinso: Me too
Koda raises his hand slowly: l-l'll help...
Mineta: Can you guys help me get every card organized and sort out
Everyone: Yeah, Sure thing
2 hours later as the class continues to sort and organize Pokémon Cards, They opens every single pack as Iida continue to look up on the internet.
Mineta looking up from the 8 Gold Mega Lucario cards: How's the sorting coming along, guys?
Midoriya: You got a lot of Rare Cards
Kaminari: For real, I'm struggling to keep up with how many there are.
Iida: Make sure you separate them by their type.
Todoroki: Their all in editions
Ojiro: How many have you guys drawn so far?
Sero: I lost count some how
Ashido dozing off: Same...
Kirishima counts through them crazy fast: So far I've got almost 100 normal types, 83 fire types, 44 water types, 58 grass type, 51 electric types, 77 fighting types-
Ojiro: Dude, relax. What the hell was in that energy drink?
Tokoyami: Did you guys peel the cards
Everyone:... peel?
Mineta: Oh Jesus...
Midoriya: What
Mineta: He means you can peel off the fabric off. Like so.
Iida: A Ditto Card.....
He takes a Ditto card show them.
Ashido: Right, it show it's a scam card
Hagakure: I did not think of that...
Iida: So make sure you guys look out from that
They all continue to count up the cards, along with peeling them also.
Kirishima being buzzed by his energy drink: Whoa man, I'm getting nothing but dragon types so far!
Iida: Ok, I just looked up on the internet. Mineta, Some of your Pokémon Cards are highly expensive
Mineta: How expensive are we talking?
Iida: Do you open any god packs lately
Mineta goes to his nightstand: Think I have one around here somewhere Yeah, I opened God packs 57 times. Almost everyday, I still need to open more
Tsuyu: You should probably get on that, ribbit.
Iida: And the illustrators
Kaminari: Illustrators?
Mineta: Illustrator....... What that
Sero: Like, the people who made the card?
Iida: No, A Illustrator is the rarest, most coveted, and most expensive trading card in the world.
Midoriya: Awarded to winners of a 1998 CoroCoro Comic illustration contest, only about 39 copies exist, featuring Pikachu drawing a Charmander.
Ashido: Oh Yeah, A perfect PSA 10 gem-mint copy holds the Guinness World Record, selling at Goldin Auctions for a staggering \(\$16.5\) million.
Mineta, Kaminari, and Sero: Wow...
Tokoyami: Impressive
Tsuyu: So they can all be very expensive.
Uraraka looks at the God Packs: Jeez Mineta, Too Many God Packs
Mineta rubs the back of his head: Yeah, I am a bit obsessed with those specifically.
Iida shows The Top 15 Most Expensive Pokémon Cards from XY era.
Iida: Ok these are the 15 expensive cards of XY Era
Mineta: The EX Dialga is the most expensive
Todoroki: I think you got one of these card, Mineta
Mineta: I think so too...
Kaminari: Let's keep checking
Hagakure: Some of these boxes have not been unboxed
Mineta: Wait, for real?
Kirishima: Yeah, including the package that your cousin given to you
Mineta remembers: Oh right, where is that one?
As the class gathered to organize the Rare, Exotic, Legendary, Mystic, Very expensive card. Mineta has Super luck on his Collection.
Mineta: Oh my god, there are so many Mystic cards
Uraraka: You have 18 sent Sylveon EXs
Mineta: I should have some Umbreons around here.......
Kirishima: I they are
Mineta looks: Aha!
Tsuyu: 11 Umbreons sets
Mineta's eyes light up: Ooh, one of them's a shiny!
Iida: Almost all of your card are holographic
Mineta feeling prideful: Mhm, glad you noticed.
Koda holding a Illustrator: Mineta.......
Kirishima Shouting: WHHHHHHHOOOOOOAAAAA, OH MY GOD
Everyone turns to Koda and Kirishima.
Koda pulls out another Illustrator: What about this one
Mineta passed out.....
Tsuyu catches him with a smile on her face: M-Mineta?
Shinso: All this time he had 2 Illustrators
Kaminari and Sero: No way.......
Midoriya: This cannot be impossible to find
Ashido glances at Mineta with a shred of concern: He's just being dramatic... right?
Hagakure in Shocked: Mina, this those 2 cards are worth a lot of money
Ashido: l-l know, I'm just wondering if he's okay.
Mineta: WHHHHAAAATT..........
Tsuyu: See, he's fine.
Ashido: Ok, cool. What kind of cards are they anyway?
Iida: Recording to this, that first illustrator cost $9,000 dollars and the second one cost $11,000 dollars, This is amazing
Ashido: Oh dang, that's... $20,000 dollars!
Everyone: YESSSS
5 hours later.........
Mineta: Man... that took a while.
Kaminari: But hey, we got through it.
Iida: Ok Mineta, All of Pokémon Collection is worth $110,000 dollars
Midoriya: Man, what are you gonna do with all of them now?
Mineta: I'm keeping them, I'm not rich like Momo so, I'm still going to keep collecting more cards
Sero: You do you, bro.
Kirishima: Hell yeah
Tsuyu: How thoughtful of you, Mineta
Mineta: Aww, thanks Tsu.
To Be Continued......
Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184
How did mineta pass the entrance exam ?
Just finished the first season, but i don't see how he could have passed ?
What is she showing him???😭😭🥀 RIP Mineta🪦
Did anyone notice this during Todoroki and Sero's battle? Mina and Mineta were happy that Sero got the upper-hand? They wanted Sero to win and Todoroki to lose
Funniest shit i have seen all day
The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy Tech (Part 1 - The Accident)
Mineta had gotten their revenge on his brother from all the stuff that he put him through with help of his classmates. Almost everything went back to normal about 2 months later, When Jiro was acting really edgy and ignorant to him.
It all started at gym gamma when they all practicing their combo moves. Mineta was struggling to do one and nothing working for him.
Mineta getting agitated: Damn it, Come on
Kaminari approaches: Yo, Mineta. It's almost lunch, you coming?
Ashido: Denki, We're not done, we got 10 minutes left
Mineta wipes a bit of blood from his scalp: Y-Yeah, get back here, dude
While Mineta continues working on his combo move, Jiro and Yaoyorozu had already work off their moves. But Jiro wasn't done.
Yaoyorozu: Excellent training, everyone
Jiro: Wait Momo, let's do another one please
Yaoyorozu: Ok
Midoriya uses black whip to swing around: Try to keep up, Uraraka.
Uraraka floats forward: Thats what I'm doing, Deku.
Bakugou rolls his eyes: Ick
Jiro: Watch where you're guys doing, you almost hit me
Midoriya: Our bad, Jiro!
Jiro: Anyway Momo, make me 4 sets of giant Bass Speakers
Yaoyorozu: I will try my best
Momo creates 4 Giant Bass Speakers for Jiro.......
Jiro: Thank you, Momo
Yaoyorozu: You're very welcome.
Jiro: Sound Amplification, Amplifier Jack
Mineta: I will not do that if I were you. You might cause an accident
Jiro: Oh relax, nothing's going to go wrong
Jiro ready to take her new finishing combo for test.......
Mineta: Seriously, I wouldn't do that
Jiro: Shut up
Jiro Shouting: HEARTBEAT SUPER BAAAAAASSSSSS......
Her move was so very long and strong, It will caused a big accident......
Mineta feels the ground shaking: C-Cut it out, Jiro!
Jiro: I guess I got turn it up higher
Mineta: Nooooo.....
Jiro Shouting: HEARTBEAT BLAST.........
At this point, everyone is covering their ears from Jiro's sound amplification. Suddenly, Two generator of gym gamma and the whole school was damaged, goes up in smokes.
Two Generators Explodes.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM........*
*WIDOWS SHATTERING.........*
*LIGHT OUT..........*
Then, glass windows around starts shattering, power goes out from the whole campus, and then light goes out.......
Yaoyorozu grabs Jiro's shoulder: Jiro! Stop!
Even Principal Nezu's Car Windows was shattered......
Principal Nezu: My word!
Todoroki lost concentration from blast and couldn't see, he accidentally set Mineta's hand on fire......
Mineta feels his hand burning: Ahhhhhhhh
He starts shaking it and blowing on it desperately.
Midoriya in Shocked: Oh Crap, Mineta
Asui in Shocked: Hold on, Minoru
Mineta: Put it out! Put it out! Put it out!
Kirishima Shouting: Hold still, Mineta
Asui grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and uses it on Mineta's hand.
The gym goes silent, the only sounds are grunts of pain from Mineta, and the fire extinguisher.
Kirishima turns to Jiro: Are you fucking stupid?!
Hagakure with a angry face: Have you lost your mind
Jiro: I-It was an accident
Sato with a angry face: We told you to stop, now look what you done
Kirishima: What the hell is your problem?! Over a move?!
Uraraka: Now cause a blackout
Yaoyorozu: She acknowledges it was an accident, please calm down
Principal Nezu storms in the gym so angry: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
Bakugou feeling his ear bleeding: It was that damn earphone punk!
EVERYONE POINT AT JIRO.......
Yaoyorozu: Principal Nezu, this is all a mistake, and Jiro is repentant
Iida: Momo Enough, Stop trying to defend her this time
Jiro: Again, it was an accident. I didn't think that wo-
Principal Nezu cuts her off: Exactly! You didn't think!
Jiro speechless: Hmm.....
Principal Nezu: In my office, immediately
Mr. Aizawa wraps Jiro: Let's go
In Nezu's office........
Jiro: Didn't mean that to happen, I was doing combo move
Nezu: And doing so caused serious damage to the gym, and one of your classmates
Jiro: Ok, that what you said, that was all on Todoroki, he set Mineta on fire
Mr. Aizawa: You distracted him
Jiro: Come on, Mineta been hurt numerous times, he can suck it up
Nezu: Your inconsideration isn't pretty, Jiro. Next time, think of others before practicing something so dangerous
Mr. Aizawa: Not only that, You caused a blackout in the whole school and campus, Damage 2 generators
Nezu: Not only that, you damage my car
Jiro: I understand... I'll pay however I can to make it up to you.
Nezu: You lucky me and Aizawa can't suspend you, But since you said that. You Owe amount of money to the school.
Jiro bows: I promise to pay soon. But, How much I owe the school
Mr. Aizawa: 65,000 dollars
Jiro's jaw drops: Seriously, that much?!
Nezu: Yes
Jiro takes a deep breath, knowing she cannot turn back the offer now: Okay.....
As Jiro leaves the office, she was pissed......
Jiro fusses: Damn it... Mineta is such a freaking baby!
Meanwhile, in the common space, Yaoyorozu is calming down Jiro after what happened.
Jiro: 65,000 dollars...
Yaoyorozu: I'm sorry
Jiro: It's all Mineta fault
Yaoyorozu: I agree
Jiro: Y-You're fine, Yaomomo. It's just... I don't know how I'm gonna pay this...
Yaoyorozu: At least it didn't go that bad
Bakugo walks in dorms with a letter: Hey, Ears
Yaoyorozu turns her head to Bakugou: Hm? What's that in your hand, Bakugou?
Bakugo: A letter from the Principal
Jiro sighs with worry: Oh god, what now
Yaoyorozu: Principal Nezu changed the price of the damages you costed
Jiro: L-Lower, or higher?
Bakugo: Higher, You're in deep shit
Jiro pounds her head on the table: Goddammit... why?
Bakugo with a smile on his face: Apparently, you destroyed and damaged the roof and windows of gym gamma so owe them $85,000 dollars
Jiro is on the verge of having a breakdown: 85,000?!
Yaoyorozu: They added more money from the roof
Bakugou walks to his dorm: Good luck
Jiro: Yaomomo, You got to help me out
Yaoyorozu: Of course, I'll help out however I can
Bakugo: Oh By the way, read the P.S
Jiro: P-P.S?
Bakugo: In the bottom of the letter
They proceed to read the P.S.
Bakugo reads the end of the letter: Yaoyorozu will not be helping you this time, you need to figure it out on your own Signed Mr. Aizawa
Jiro: Oh man.........
Yaoyorozu: Well, you heard him. I can't help you
Jiro's head droops: Great... just fucking great...
To Be Continued
Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184