The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy Tech (Part 2 - Becoming a Collector)

Jiro has to pay 85,000 dollars for the damage that she caused at Gym Gamma. Meanwhile Mineta came back at the nurses office pissed off and walked in to Todoroki's room breaking his stuff.

Mineta stomps on his sleeping bag: Stupid Todoroki....... AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH

Bakugo: HAHAHAHAHA, Hey icyhot, Short Round breaking shit in your room

Todoroki calmly walks to his room: I figured he'd be mad at me... but I didn't mean to harm him.

Asui: Mineta, calm down please

Mineta stomps out of Todoroki's dorm: Fine... but I'm still mad at him!

Mineta tries to keep calm, but he couldn't: TRY TO STAY CALM........ FUCK THAT

Asui quickly wraps her tongue around Mineta: No! No... Stay calm.

Todoroki: Listen, I'm sorry Mineta. It's was accident, I couldn't see anything

Mineta grumbles: Grrr... whatever, Look at my hand

Todoroki: How can I not...

Asui: Just calm down, Mineta.

Mineta walks outside pissed off and stomping on the wall.

Asui: He'll be fine, I hope.

Ojiro showed up with the big package....

Mineta tries to take his mind off of what happened: Hey Ojiro, what's that?

Ojiro: It's for you

Mineta becomes intrigued: Really? Lemme see.

Mineta remembers: Oh right, it's from cousin. It finally came

Ashido: Hm? What finally came?

Iida: I hope it is appropriate.

Mineta: I haven't done appropriate stuff for a month, Iida

Iida: Oh, sorry

Mineta: Oh, Shoto I'm Sorry

Todoroki: You're forgiven.

Mineta opened the box.....

He finds a bevy of pokemon cards

Mineta: YES, YES, YES, YES

Kaminari: Whoa dude, that alot of Pokemon cards

Mineta: My Mega Charizard X Ex Ultra-Premium Pokémon Collection is here

Ashido: Oooh, neat

Kaminari: Cool

Mineta: These are expensive

Kirishima: Man, never considered you for a Pokémon guy.

Sero jokes: Lemme guess, your favorite 'mon is Gardevoir?

Mineta: No, I been collecting Pokémon Cards since was 5 or 7 years years old

Sero's eyes widen: Oh wow....

Mineta: We can go in my room and we can see it

Sero shrugs: Okay, why not.

Kaminari agrees also: Sure thing, dude.

Uraraka: I want to see

Dark Shadow appears from Tokoyami: Me too.

Tokoyami: I suppose I'll see too.

Mineta telling the Class: Just to make things clear, Iida, Tokoyami, and I had to get rid of all my inappropriate stuff. And I still need help getting rid of some of the inappropriate stuff but my laptop and computer, Iida

Iida: Ok

As some of the class went up to Mineta's room to see his all his Pokémon Collection, They was amazed.

Midoriya: Holy whoa...

Kirishima: DAMN

Mineta: Mhm, take it in.

Hagakure: It's like a whole pile all at once

Todoroki nods in acknowledgement: Quite the collection, Mineta.

Mineta: Thank you

Asui asks: Do you have any Venusaur cards, that's my favorite.

Mineta: I don't know, it all depends

Asui pokes her cheek: Depends?

Mineta: Yeah, I got 7 of them

Asui becomes excited: 7?! Can i see? Pretty please, ribbit.

Mineta pulls out a set of Venusaur cards to Tsuyu: Here you go

Asui is in awe: Oh wow, it's so cool.

Kirishima becomes intrigued: Do you have a Machamp? That's a manly pokémon

Ojiro in Shocked: WHOA, OH MY GOD

Everyone turns to Ojiro.

Kirishima getting happier: You're not joking

Ashido: Wow.

Iida: How many have you stored exactly?

Ojiro In Shocked: Mineta, TELL ME YOU 4 HAVE SETS OF ROARING SKIES M EX HOLO RARE RAYQUAZAS

Mineta: Yep.

Iida: Incredible, the card is almost thousand dollars

Shoji: This is quite impressive how you've been collecting these since you were a child.

Uraraka: How did you manage to get so many?

Mineta: I was addicted to this during my...... well you know pervy days

Asui: This is way better than your pervy self, no offense.

Kaminari: There are so many

Mineta: I busting my ass work for money by cutting grass, washing cars, shoveling snow, doing daytime jobs

Ashido: When you were a kid? Thats crazy!

Mineta: Yes with my asshole dad and older brother

Kaminari groans: Don't remind me of those jerks.

Mineta: I just kept going day after day. This is my working music

Tokoyami nods: I like it

Kirishima: It's cool

Sero: Hell yeah, dude

Uraraka Shouting: FROM NEW CASTLE UPON TIME, ENGLAND, WEIGHTING IN AT 217 LBS. HE IS "THE BASTARDDDDDDDDD" PAAACCCC.....

Kaminari: I knew that sounded familiar

Iida: URARAKA

Uraraka: Sorry, got carried away. I'm a aew fan

Mineta: That's okay, I get it.

Sero: Ok, go back on getting on these cards

Mineta smirks with pride: Yeah, I made a lot of money doing all of those day jobs.

Iida: Well you're just as working boy

Mineta: Yeah, Until my cousin moved back town he's a Collector

Kaminari: Wait, really?

Tokoyami shakes his bird head: Knowing him, he's probably a scalper.

Mineta: And here we are now

Ashido: Man, that's a lot of Pokémon cards

Mineta: Don't get to excited, look in the drawers

They open the drawers

Shinso in Shocked: Sweet Jesus Mother of God

Tokoyami: By the darkness...

Todoroki: Its a whole binders of Expensive Pokemon Cards

Sato: Man, how many binders?

Mineta: I brought more, Yesterday

Everyone except Todoroki: There's more?!

Todoroki: He meant the binders.

Mineta: No, i just brought more binders to put my cards in there

Everyone: Oh

Midoriya: This may be bigger then my All Might collection

Iida: Well I know all the cards serious expensive

Mineta: I don't know how much they are, but can you tell much in the internet, Iida

Iida: I'll check later, but still this is quite a shock that you have this many

Uraraka: Come on Iida, we want to know how much

Iida pulls out his laptop: Alright, Alright...

Midoriya: Yeah, because now I'm interested

Iida shows The 10 most expensive Pokemon cards from a year ago from the internet.

Iida: Do you have the Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV

Mineta: Yeah, I also have a TCG Classic Holographic Charizard

Ashido: Wait a minute, Mineta do have more cards in your parents house

Mineta remembers: Oh yeah, but their locked away so my brother doesn't get his hands on them. Matter of fact, Tokoyami go to my house and get all of my Pokémon Cards. Sato go with him

Sato gives a thumbs up: Sounds good, dude.

Shinso: Ok, You have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. 17 set of Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV

Ashido cups her cheeks in awe: Wow, that amazing

Iida: The Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV cost $146.18

Midoriya doing math: Multiply that by 17... That's $2,485!

Mineta: and 6 cents.

Iida shows another chart of Most Expensive Pokémon cards from 2 years ago from the internet.

Iida: Ok, here are the most of expensive Pokémon Cards from 2 years ago. Do you one of those cards, Mineta

Mineta: I have a Zekrom ex card.

Mineta points to his desk: Mhm, all in my drawer.

Asui: Mineta, you have 8 sets of Gold Mega Lucario EX

Mineta: Open my drawer and find out.

Everyone looked through his drawer and suddenly.

All 8 sets of Gold Mega Lucario shocks the classmates

Midoriya: Whoa...

Kaminari: Thats awesome, dude.

Hagakure: From Mega Evolution

Mineta feeling prideful: I know, I know.

Iida: The Gold Mega Lucario EX cost $375.55

Kaminari: That's insane.

Ojiro: How much money have you saved up, Mineta?

Ashido doing math: Multiply that by 8... That's $3,004 dollars

Todoroki: and 4 cents

Everyone is marveling at how Mineta could afford so many Pokémon cards.

Meanwhile, Sato and Tokoyami head to Mineta's house to get more of his collection.

Sato: Thanks for Welcome to the house Mrs.Mineta

Mrs.Mineta: All of his Pokémon Cards are in his old room and the basement

Tokoyami: Understood.

Dark Shadow appears: We'll be in and out, ma'am.

Tokoyami enter the basement: 6 boxes of Pokémon Cards

Sato in Mineta's room: 3 boxes of Pokémon Cards in his closet

Ms. Mineta: Got everything you need, boys?

Tokoyami and Sato: Thank you Mrs.Mineta

They start to exit the house, when suddenly, Daisuke walks through the door.

Daisuke becomes confused: The fuck?

Mrs.Mineta: Daisuke, That doesn't concerned you. Don't even think about it

Daisuke: Whateves, just get these strangers out of our house.

Mrs.Mineta: It's my house that I paid for and I don't like you tone, So cut it out

Daisuke rolls his eyes and heads upstairs to his room.

Mrs. Mineta: So sorry about him.

Tokoyami: He really hate us and you're 2 sons

Sato: It's no problem, Ms. Mineta.

Mrs.Mineta: Thank you for your time

They leave and pack up the boxes in Sato's car. While Daisuke, from his room, flips them off from his window.

Sato: Oh great, he's give us the bird

Tokoyami: Just ignore him

Meanwhile at the Dorms.....

Mineta: Sato messaged me, said he should be back at the Heights Alliance soon.

Kaminari: Hey, Mineta? Have you ever counted how many cards you have?

Uraraka: A lot, What do you think

Iida: It does seem like an interesting question.

Mineta: I don't know on the top of my head

Iida: Should we find out?

Kaminari immediately rejects: God no, that'd take way too long.

Sero: Yeah, sounds boring...

Mineta: Yeah, I'm not going to waste everybody else's time

Ashido: I was not expecting this to be in your dorm, Mineta.

Hagakure: For real.

Mineta: What about it

Ashido giggles: Just joking around.

Suddenly, footsteps approach, most likely Sato and Tokoyami.

Tokoyami: My God, Mineta

Sato: Your brother is such a douchebag

Mineta: Yeah whatever, he's such a asshole

Midoriya turns his attention on the boxes: Forget about him, lets see whats in the boxes.

Midoriya opens the box, Everyone was stunned and shocked as never expects Mineta as a Pokemon collector.

Everyone except Iida: HOLY SHIT

Mineta: Man, I missed these.

Ojiro: I'm lost of words from this

Kaminari: Look at all of these.......

Tsuyu: All of these collectibles, I'm amazed and applaud

Mineta: There's alot of classics in here.

Todoroki: Some of these are all vintage

Shoji: There are like whole pokedex's in here.

Kirishima: Like the actual pokedex? Or the national amounts?

Mineta: What.... I didn't know that some of these are Pokédex

Sero: There are also trainer cards too

Mineta in Shocked: Trainer Cards, You're joking

Sero: Yeah, see there's Professer Oak, Brock, Misty, Liutenent Surge, Erika, Koga, Sabrina, Blaine, and Giovanni.

Mineta: I didn't even know about all of this till now

Midoriya: Those are gym leaders, but there are also youngsters, lasses, bug catchers, fishermen, hikers, super nerds, beauties, cool trainers, ace trainers...

Kaminari: And the Elite 4.

Mineta: The Elite 4, that's impossible

Kaminari holds the Elite 4 cards: Nah dude, look. There's Loraine, Chuck, Agatha, and Lance.

Uraraka: Ok, can we go back to how their costs

Iida pulls out his calculator: On that right now.

Todoroki: By the way some of these cards are in low prices

Tokoyami: He's got a point, given how old they appear to be.

Shoji: Except some of them

Hagakure: There's even Mew

Mineta In Shocked: Wait What, A Mew

Hagakure holds said Mew card: Yup.

Mineta: I been looking for that card

Ojiro digs around: I wonder if theres a Mewtwo also.

Mineta in Shocked: I need to sit down before I passed out

Kaminari: Yeah, because I'm convinced...

He digs around in the box too.

Mineta: Ok, do you guys got time right now

Midoriya: Sure thing, Mineta.

Kaminari: I'm down.

Tsuyu: Whenever you need

Ashido: I'm in

Uraraka: I'll be studying in my dorm, but you'll know where I'll be.

Hagakure: I have nothing else to do so, yes

Ojiro: Me too

Iida points out: This could take all night.

Kirishima: I'm gonna grab an energy drink just in case.

Todoroki: I got all day

Tokoyami: Very Well, I be more than happy to help

Sato: Sorry man, I'm working on a new recipe tonight.

Shoji: I'll help

Shinso: Me too

Koda raises his hand slowly: l-l'll help...

Mineta: Can you guys help me get every card organized and sort out

Everyone: Yeah, Sure thing

2 hours later as the class continues to sort and organize Pokémon Cards, They opens every single pack as Iida continue to look up on the internet.

Mineta looking up from the 8 Gold Mega Lucario cards: How's the sorting coming along, guys?

Midoriya: You got a lot of Rare Cards

Kaminari: For real, I'm struggling to keep up with how many there are.

Iida: Make sure you separate them by their type.

Todoroki: Their all in editions

Ojiro: How many have you guys drawn so far?

Sero: I lost count some how

Ashido dozing off: Same...

Kirishima counts through them crazy fast: So far I've got almost 100 normal types, 83 fire types, 44 water types, 58 grass type, 51 electric types, 77 fighting types-

Ojiro: Dude, relax. What the hell was in that energy drink?

Tokoyami: Did you guys peel the cards

Everyone:... peel?

Mineta: Oh Jesus...

Midoriya: What

Mineta: He means you can peel off the fabric off. Like so.

Iida: A Ditto Card.....

He takes a Ditto card show them.

Ashido: Right, it show it's a scam card

Hagakure: I did not think of that...

Iida: So make sure you guys look out from that

They all continue to count up the cards, along with peeling them also.

Kirishima being buzzed by his energy drink: Whoa man, I'm getting nothing but dragon types so far!

Iida: Ok, I just looked up on the internet. Mineta, Some of your Pokémon Cards are highly expensive

Mineta: How expensive are we talking?

Iida: Do you open any god packs lately

Mineta goes to his nightstand: Think I have one around here somewhere Yeah, I opened God packs 57 times. Almost everyday, I still need to open more

Tsuyu: You should probably get on that, ribbit.

Iida: And the illustrators

Kaminari: Illustrators?

Mineta: Illustrator....... What that

Sero: Like, the people who made the card?

Iida: No, A Illustrator is the rarest, most coveted, and most expensive trading card in the world.

Midoriya: Awarded to winners of a 1998 CoroCoro Comic illustration contest, only about 39 copies exist, featuring Pikachu drawing a Charmander.

Ashido: Oh Yeah, A perfect PSA 10 gem-mint copy holds the Guinness World Record, selling at Goldin Auctions for a staggering \(\$16.5\) million.

Mineta, Kaminari, and Sero: Wow...

Tokoyami: Impressive

Tsuyu: So they can all be very expensive.

Uraraka looks at the God Packs: Jeez Mineta, Too Many God Packs

Mineta rubs the back of his head: Yeah, I am a bit obsessed with those specifically.

Iida shows The Top 15 Most Expensive Pokémon Cards from XY era.

Iida: Ok these are the 15 expensive cards of XY Era

Mineta: The EX Dialga is the most expensive

Todoroki: I think you got one of these card, Mineta

Mineta: I think so too...

Kaminari: Let's keep checking

Hagakure: Some of these boxes have not been unboxed

Mineta: Wait, for real?

Kirishima: Yeah, including the package that your cousin given to you

Mineta remembers: Oh right, where is that one?

As the class gathered to organize the Rare, Exotic, Legendary, Mystic, Very expensive card. Mineta has Super luck on his Collection.

Mineta: Oh my god, there are so many Mystic cards

Uraraka: You have 18 sent Sylveon EXs

Mineta: I should have some Umbreons around here.......

Kirishima: I they are

Mineta looks: Aha!

Tsuyu: 11 Umbreons sets

Mineta's eyes light up: Ooh, one of them's a shiny!

Iida: Almost all of your card are holographic

Mineta feeling prideful: Mhm, glad you noticed.

Koda holding a Illustrator: Mineta.......

Kirishima Shouting: WHHHHHHHOOOOOOAAAAA, OH MY GOD

Everyone turns to Koda and Kirishima.

Koda pulls out another Illustrator: What about this one

Mineta passed out.....

Tsuyu catches him with a smile on her face: M-Mineta?

Shinso: All this time he had 2 Illustrators

Kaminari and Sero: No way.......

Midoriya: This cannot be impossible to find

Ashido glances at Mineta with a shred of concern: He's just being dramatic... right?

Hagakure in Shocked: Mina, this those 2 cards are worth a lot of money

Ashido: l-l know, I'm just wondering if he's okay.

Mineta: WHHHHAAAATT..........

Tsuyu: See, he's fine.

Ashido: Ok, cool. What kind of cards are they anyway?

Iida: Recording to this, that first illustrator cost $9,000 dollars and the second one cost $11,000 dollars, This is amazing

Ashido: Oh dang, that's... $20,000 dollars!

Everyone: YESSSS

5 hours later.........

Mineta: Man... that took a while.

Kaminari: But hey, we got through it.

Iida: Ok Mineta, All of Pokémon Collection is worth $110,000 dollars

Midoriya: Man, what are you gonna do with all of them now?

Mineta: I'm keeping them, I'm not rich like Momo so, I'm still going to keep collecting more cards

Sero: You do you, bro.

Kirishima: Hell yeah

Tsuyu: How thoughtful of you, Mineta

Mineta: Aww, thanks Tsu.

To Be Continued......

Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184

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u/SmoothTelevision5186 — 2 days ago
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Did anyone notice this during Todoroki and Sero's battle? Mina and Mineta were happy that Sero got the upper-hand? They wanted Sero to win and Todoroki to lose

u/SmoothTelevision5186 — 8 days ago

The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy Tech (Part 1 - The Accident)

Mineta had gotten their revenge on his brother from all the stuff that he put him through with help of his classmates. Almost everything went back to normal about 2 months later, When Jiro was acting really edgy and ignorant to him.

It all started at gym gamma when they all practicing their combo moves. Mineta was struggling to do one and nothing working for him.

Mineta getting agitated: Damn it, Come on

Kaminari approaches: Yo, Mineta. It's almost lunch, you coming?

Ashido: Denki, We're not done, we got 10 minutes left

Mineta wipes a bit of blood from his scalp: Y-Yeah, get back here, dude

While Mineta continues working on his combo move, Jiro and Yaoyorozu had already work off their moves. But Jiro wasn't done.

Yaoyorozu: Excellent training, everyone

Jiro: Wait Momo, let's do another one please

Yaoyorozu: Ok

Midoriya uses black whip to swing around: Try to keep up, Uraraka.

Uraraka floats forward: Thats what I'm doing, Deku.

Bakugou rolls his eyes: Ick

Jiro: Watch where you're guys doing, you almost hit me

Midoriya: Our bad, Jiro!

Jiro: Anyway Momo, make me 4 sets of giant Bass Speakers

Yaoyorozu: I will try my best

Momo creates 4 Giant Bass Speakers for Jiro.......

Jiro: Thank you, Momo

Yaoyorozu: You're very welcome.

Jiro: Sound Amplification, Amplifier Jack

Mineta: I will not do that if I were you. You might cause an accident

Jiro: Oh relax, nothing's going to go wrong

Jiro ready to take her new finishing combo for test.......

Mineta: Seriously, I wouldn't do that

Jiro: Shut up

Jiro Shouting: HEARTBEAT SUPER BAAAAAASSSSSS......

Her move was so very long and strong, It will caused a big accident......

Mineta feels the ground shaking: C-Cut it out, Jiro!

Jiro: I guess I got turn it up higher

Mineta: Nooooo.....

Jiro Shouting: HEARTBEAT BLAST.........

At this point, everyone is covering their ears from Jiro's sound amplification. Suddenly, Two generator of gym gamma and the whole school was damaged, goes up in smokes.

Two Generators Explodes.

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM........*

*WIDOWS SHATTERING.........*

*LIGHT OUT..........*

Then, glass windows around starts shattering, power goes out from the whole campus, and then light goes out.......

Yaoyorozu grabs Jiro's shoulder: Jiro! Stop!

Even Principal Nezu's Car Windows was shattered......

Principal Nezu: My word!

Todoroki lost concentration from blast and couldn't see, he accidentally set Mineta's hand on fire......

Mineta feels his hand burning: Ahhhhhhhh

He starts shaking it and blowing on it desperately.

Midoriya in Shocked: Oh Crap, Mineta

Asui in Shocked: Hold on, Minoru

Mineta: Put it out! Put it out! Put it out!

Kirishima Shouting: Hold still, Mineta

Asui grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and uses it on Mineta's hand.

The gym goes silent, the only sounds are grunts of pain from Mineta, and the fire extinguisher.

Kirishima turns to Jiro: Are you fucking stupid?!

Hagakure with a angry face: Have you lost your mind

Jiro: I-It was an accident

Sato with a angry face: We told you to stop, now look what you done

Kirishima: What the hell is your problem?! Over a move?!

Uraraka: Now cause a blackout

Yaoyorozu: She acknowledges it was an accident, please calm down

Principal Nezu storms in the gym so angry: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

Bakugou feeling his ear bleeding: It was that damn earphone punk!

EVERYONE POINT AT JIRO.......

Yaoyorozu: Principal Nezu, this is all a mistake, and Jiro is repentant

Iida: Momo Enough, Stop trying to defend her this time

Jiro: Again, it was an accident. I didn't think that wo-

Principal Nezu cuts her off: Exactly! You didn't think!

Jiro speechless: Hmm.....

Principal Nezu: In my office, immediately

Mr. Aizawa wraps Jiro: Let's go

In Nezu's office........

Jiro: Didn't mean that to happen, I was doing combo move

Nezu: And doing so caused serious damage to the gym, and one of your classmates

Jiro: Ok, that what you said, that was all on Todoroki, he set Mineta on fire

Mr. Aizawa: You distracted him

Jiro: Come on, Mineta been hurt numerous times, he can suck it up

Nezu: Your inconsideration isn't pretty, Jiro. Next time, think of others before practicing something so dangerous

Mr. Aizawa: Not only that, You caused a blackout in the whole school and campus, Damage 2 generators

Nezu: Not only that, you damage my car

Jiro: I understand... I'll pay however I can to make it up to you.

Nezu: You lucky me and Aizawa can't suspend you, But since you said that. You Owe amount of money to the school.

Jiro bows: I promise to pay soon. But, How much I owe the school

Mr. Aizawa: 65,000 dollars

Jiro's jaw drops: Seriously, that much?!

Nezu: Yes

Jiro takes a deep breath, knowing she cannot turn back the offer now: Okay.....

As Jiro leaves the office, she was pissed......

Jiro fusses: Damn it... Mineta is such a freaking baby!

Meanwhile, in the common space, Yaoyorozu is calming down Jiro after what happened.

Jiro: 65,000 dollars...

Yaoyorozu: I'm sorry

Jiro: It's all Mineta fault

Yaoyorozu: I agree

Jiro: Y-You're fine, Yaomomo. It's just... I don't know how I'm gonna pay this...

Yaoyorozu: At least it didn't go that bad

Bakugo walks in dorms with a letter: Hey, Ears

Yaoyorozu turns her head to Bakugou: Hm? What's that in your hand, Bakugou?

Bakugo: A letter from the Principal

Jiro sighs with worry: Oh god, what now

Yaoyorozu: Principal Nezu changed the price of the damages you costed

Jiro: L-Lower, or higher?

Bakugo: Higher, You're in deep shit

Jiro pounds her head on the table: Goddammit... why?

Bakugo with a smile on his face: Apparently, you destroyed and damaged the roof and windows of gym gamma so owe them $85,000 dollars

Jiro is on the verge of having a breakdown: 85,000?!

Yaoyorozu: They added more money from the roof

Bakugou walks to his dorm: Good luck

Jiro: Yaomomo, You got to help me out

Yaoyorozu: Of course, I'll help out however I can

Bakugo: Oh By the way, read the P.S

Jiro: P-P.S?

Bakugo: In the bottom of the letter

They proceed to read the P.S.

Bakugo reads the end of the letter: Yaoyorozu will not be helping you this time, you need to figure it out on your own Signed Mr. Aizawa

Jiro: Oh man.........

Yaoyorozu: Well, you heard him. I can't help you

Jiro's head droops: Great... just fucking great...

To Be Continued

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u/SmoothTelevision5186 — 12 days ago

Little Grape - Froppy makes it worst (Part 5 - Operation Pitfall Prank)

Mineta has a older brother named Daisuke. Has Mineta gets older, Daisuke starts to pick on him everyday until he came started getting in UA Hero Academy. Almost everyday Daisuke starts prank him along with his friends, humiliates him, and embarrassed on internet as father doesn't seem to stop him, but his mother and other brother Isamu does. And for the past two months, Daisuke was at it again during the road of because a hero. And Mineta has had enough, So him and classmates decided to make a plan to get him back.

Mineta: Ok Guys, It's time for Operation Pitfall.....

Tsuyu: Do the others know about this?

Mineta: Ok, My Mother knows about this prank, so I got all that clear. So right now we got to do this in the woods.

Tsuyu: Sounds good.

Mineta: His friends are in the house so get them

Midoriya: This is the best idea you ever done

Ashido feeling excited: He is doing be so pissed when do this

Sero: Yeah, anyway, we got the tarp laid out, we got the water under it. Now all we need are some leaves to cover the whole thing

Jiro: Try putting dirt on it

Shoji using Dupli-Arms to scoop up some dirt: On it.

Uraraka: Hmm... It's needs something instead of just dirty

The group thinks to themselves for a moment.

Midoriya: I have a idea

Mineta: Speak.

Midoriya: Soon we pushed them in that hole, We're gonna dumped them with buckets of slop

Hagakure: Like what

Kaminari: How about just mud?

Mineta: BUCKET OF MUD.....

Jiro: That's perfect.

Sato gives Kaminari a noogie: Nice thinking, Denki.

Midoriya: Soon we pushed them in that hole of mud, We're gonna dumped them with buckets of mud

Mineta: Alright, we just need to mix dirt with some water, and BAM!

Asui: Guys, Don't just stand there get some buckets

They start moving to gather up what they need to make this work.

Mineta: Hahaha, Ok everything in order

Kaminari: Now we just need to mix them up

Mineta: Wait Jiro, Hagakure, Ojiro, Sneak into Daisuke's Room and get his Ps4, Xbox, and his Friends stuff. Uraraka and Sero get some rope.

Rest of us got to fix up the mud in the Buckets

Ojiro: What do you want us to do with the stuff?

Midoriya: Uraraka and Sero are getting rope

Ojiro follows Jiro and Hagakure: I guess I'll find out later

As they sneak into Daisuke's Room, The others still work on the bucket of mud.

Shinso: Is it all fixed up

Mineta: Okay, now we wait for Jiro, Hagakure and Ojiro

Meanwhile.........

Jiro using her quirk: Ok, Him and his friends are in the kitchen

They quietly make their way upstairs, trying to make as little noise as possible.

Ojiro whispers: Okay, which way is his room?

Hagakure whispers: I see his room

They continue to tip-toe their way to his room.

Jiro: Quickly, Get their stuff

They move and start unplugging his ps4 and xbox.

Ojiro notices how dirty the consoles are: God, this guy need to take care of his stuff

Jiro: Oooh, his friend's Electric Scooter. I'll take that too

Hagakure: How are we gonna get all of this downstairs?

Ojiro: Out the window, I'll call Kirishima to catch their stuff from out the window

Hagakure: On it.

They go over to the window.

Kirishima: Toss them to me and be careful

Ojiro lowers the ps4: Here you go

Kirishima catches ps4: Got it

Jiro tosses the electric scooter: Heads up

Kirishima catches the electric scooter.....

Hagakure tosses a hover board.....

Kirishima grits his teeth, trying not to shout: Stop tossing shit...

Jiro whispers: Sorry

Ojiro passes down the xbox: Hear you go...

Kirishima catches the Xbox....

Hagakure: Hey, one of their paintball guns

Kirishima: Pass me them too

Jiro smirks while Hagakure passes down the paintball gun: We can use that against him, hehehe...

Ojiro: Ok, Let's get out of here

Ojiro jumps out the window, landing on his feet with no issue.

Kirishima: Manly landing, Brojiro.

Jiro hearing footsteps: Crap, Their coming

Kirishima: Hurry

Ojiro: We'll catch you girls

As Jiro jumps off the window and getting catch by Ojiro, Hagakure begin to take off her clothes, using her quirk, and went stealth as Daisuke and his friends entered the room.

Ojiro sets Jiro on her feet: You okay, Jiro?

Jiro: Yeah, I'm fine. What about you Haga-

They all pause, noticing the silence and wondering if Hagakure ever jumped out with her.

Kirishima: Where's Hagakure?

Ojiro with a worried face: Oh crap, She still inside. They going to beat the shit out of her

Ojiro runs to save her: Toru, I'm coming

Kirishima stops him: Dude, no

Jiro notices something on the window: Wait. Look up there

She points at one of Hagakure's clothes that she took off.

Ojiro: She going stealth mode to sneak out of the room

Kirishima: Well that's a good idea

Meanwhile, in Daisuke's room.....

Hagakure slowly moves quietly as Daisuke and his friends chilling in the room.

Daisuke: So, what do you guys wanna do?

Ren: I don't know

Daisuke notices something: Hold up..... Where are my games!?

Yuto: Where's my hover board

Ren: Where's my..... wait, I didn't bring anything.

Daisuke thinking of Mineta taking it: Goddammit, MINORU! GET YOUR LITTLE ASS OVER HERE!

No answer from Mineta, as Hagakure slowly exits his room.

Hagakure whispers: Guys, I'm here

Ojiro, Jiro, and Kirishima hold their arms out to catch Hagakure.

Kirishima closed his eyes: Dude, You're naked

Hagakure yells out: OH CRAP, MY CLOTHES!

Jiro grabs Hagakure's Clothes: Shut up, Here

Hagakure feeling embarrassed: Thanks you...

Kirishima: I feel so unmanly...

Ojiro: Because you held someone we can't see?

Hagakure: No time..... Daisuke and his friends notices their stuff missing

Kirishima running: Come on, Let's go

They run over to Mineta.

Mineta: Hey guys, you've got the stuff?

Jiro: Let just get these stuff to Mineta

Kirishima: Yes, Bro

Ojiro: Where do you want us to put this?

Mineta: We got the rope, let them up on the trees

Jiro: Let's hurry, I heard your brother yell and it's only a matter of time before he comes out

Everyone quickly ties their stuff in the trees.....

Asui: Ok, Everything is all set

Mineta: Alright Everyone, hide and get in your position. My brother calling me so I gotta head right to him

Mineta runs back to yard. Daisuke and his friends appoarch him so angry.

Mineta acts natural: What do you want

Daisuke: Where the fuck are my things?

Mineta: What things

Daisuke: My ps4, my Xbox, my buddies hoverboard and electric scooter. Fess up, Minoru

Mineta: Well....... about that...... But.......

Daisuke: Spit it out, runt!

Mineta: Alright, just come with me you guys

Daisuke: Well where did you put them?

Hirooki: Yeah

Yuto: We want our stuff back

Ren: I'm just here so my buddies don't crash out too much

Daisuke: And what with the camera

Mineta smirks slightly: Don't worry about it, just follow me

Daisuke becomes confused: The fuck are you yapping about?

Mineta: Well it's the middle of the woods and Batman is looking for you. It's like a pinata, Check it out Dude

Mineta with the camera: Ok, Look up

They all look up to see their stuff hanging in a tree, like a pinata.

Daisuke is not impressed: You fucking kidding me with this...

Mineta with the camera: HAHAHAHAHA

Daisuke: Dude, come on. Get our stuff down from there.

Mineta with the camera: I can't, I'm too small to get it

Ren: Here, I got two brooms and a rake to get them down carefully

Daisuke shrugs: I guess that'll work.

The rest of the group hides in the bushes.

Kaminari whispers, trying to contain his laughter: Is he actually gonna fall for this?

Uraraka whispers: Shut the fuck up, Denki

Sero: Hold on, hold on. I think he's gonna fall now.

He and Kaminari continue their silent snickering about the 'fall' puns, before Jiro gently bonks them on their heads.

Mineta with the camera: Hey brother, I wouldn't do that you guys, I really wouldn't

As his class sneak up from behind them for good timing.

Mineta with the camera: You going to save Batman you guys, Going to save Gotham. It's a great day to....

Mineta Yelling: GUYS NOW

They activate the pitfall......

Asui Dropkick Daisuke into the pitfall.....

The class pushes Daisuke's friends into the hole of mud.

Daisuke stumbles: Wah!

Hirooki in Rage: WHAT THE FUCK

Yuto: You little bastard

Daisuke: What the hell is this!

Ren pissed off: I'm going to kick your brother ass

Ashido: HAHAHAHAHA, bitch

Hirooki backs away slowly: Y'know what, I can always get another scooter, sooo...

Suddenly, Hagakure pushes him in: SURPRISE!

Hirooki so frightened as he fell in the pitfall: OH SHIT

The class pops out from behind the bushes, dying of laughter.

Mineta in laughter: Midoriya, grab the other camera

Midoriya already with the other camera: Got it.

Mineta: How is it feel now, Daisuke

Daisuke trembles slightly, his first instinct is to try and get out of the pit, but fails.

Jiro in laugher: How does it feel to get trapped in fucking hole

Denki cackles: Hey Mineta, I guess you can say he 'fell' for it

Mineta cackles: Hello, Little Piggies

Uraraka laughing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Midoriya laughing with the camera: Little trouble there

Kirishima in laugher: He's like a pig in a mud bath

Denki feeling disappointed: ...Get it?

Jiro reassures: Yes, Denki. We get it.

Asui with a smile on her face: Have a great fall, 4 Little Pig

Ojiro: He's flopping around like a fish

Sero: Wait Mineta, The buckets

Mineta: Oh, right. Sato now!

Sato: All Aboard

Everyone dunks the bucket of mud all over Daisuke and his friends.....

Hirooki: Ugh, gross.

Ren yelling: Cut it out!

Yuto crashes out: You Assholes

Mineta: You've had this coming

Tsuyu: That's right, Ribbit

Hirooki: What the hell did we do?

Yuto: Yeah, Daisuke's the one who's an asshole to you.

Daisuke turns to him with rage: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

Mineta: You want to embarrass me on internet. This is vengeance for you

Daisuke: IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING SERIOUS

Mineta: You do it to me all the damn time, Don't fucking lie

Uraraka: Yeah, What you talking about

Daisuke: I'm the big brother and your the little brother, EMPHASIS ON LITTLE. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO YOU!

Mineta: I maybe short, but the middle brother you bitch

Daisuke starts to climb out: I don't give a fuck, when I get out of here. I'M GONNA-

Tsuyu with a angry face: You touch him, I'll Crack your fucking head open and Throw all of you to the bottom of the ocean

Kirishima getting angry: TRY US, LOSER

Jiro: You ain't shit

Kaminari poses with electricity buzzing in his hands: And you ain't gonna do shit

Mineta beams with pride at his friends backing him.

Mineta: I don't it Daisuke, I don't it ..... Test us bro.... Test us. I'm not doing to stop them

Daisuke scoffs at them: Arent you dickheads suppose to be heroes?

Mineta: We maybe future heroes..... But we still Teenage kids, You dumbasses

Ashido: Damn right

Ojiro: You try us, We'll make you famous

Daisuke and his friends all stood still, not trying the group.

Midoriya: Yeah, That's what we thought

Daisuke shakes off the mud: Okay, okay, you proved your point I guess... So can we have our stuff back?

Mineta: Get it yourselves

As Mineta and the class walks away, they celebrate.

Mineta: Did we get all that

Midoriya with a camera: Yes

Mineta: YESSSS

Ashido: YAAAAAAAAAY

Kirishima Hi-5s Kaminari: Down and Out

Tsuyu Hi-5s Mineta with a smile on her face: RIBBIT

Midoriya Hi-5s Uraraka: We did it

Kaminari: WOOOOOOO

Jiro: Deserves that shit

Sero Hi-5s Jiro: Best Prank Ever

Uraraka Hi-5s Hagakure: HAHAAAAAA

Tokoyami: Now that's all I call "A Happy Place"

Ojiro: NICE

Sato Hi-5s Ojiro and Shoji: A job well done

Hagakure Hi-5s Shinso: Don't mess with us

Shinso: Don't teach them a lesson not to mess with Class 1a

Mineta: RIGHT

Mineta Hi-5s Midoriya.....

The End........

Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184

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u/SmoothTelevision5186 — 24 days ago
▲ 33 r/ChurchOfMineta+1 crossposts

My Class 1a+Shinso Alignment Chart

This is based on how they were utilized. Ask and I will explain my reasoning.

u/PonetaShipper — 24 days ago
▲ 31 r/ChurchOfMineta+1 crossposts

1-A and the Seven Deadly Sins

Disclaimer: I don’t hate these characters, I’m just curious about your thoughts.

Who in 1-A do you think fit the 7 deadly sins the most?
Here are my list:
Pride: Bakugo
Greed: ?
Lust: Mineta
Envy: Bakugo maybe?
Gluttony: Sato maybe? (How his quirk works)
Wrath: Bakugo ofc
Sloth: ?

u/Affectionate-Vast186 — 1 month ago