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Year 3 predictions

Here’s who I think we’ll get in between the 3rd and 4th anniversaries. I didn’t put them in release order but I do think we’ll be getting those characters after the 3rd anniversary and before the 4th anniversary

u/IReallyDoInspire — 1 month ago

Saved by the Grape from Dynamight

For the past 2 months, Mineta been watching Bakugo lately about his anger behavior. He seen him burned Uraraka in the back on accident, causing it to blister and burned, he didn't feel sorry for herself. He seen him break Tokoyami's arm. He seen him broke Ojiro's Tail during Training. He been really recklessly lately and Mineta seen enough of his recklessness. So he has no choice to do something about it.

The intense crackle of sparks echoed through the UA High training ground before the dust even settled. Bakugo was on a tear, his palms fuming with small fiery explosions as he marched toward Koji Koda.

​Bakugo growled: ​Get out of my way, bug-whisperer!

Koda getting scared and whimpering and whispering: Oh, Sorry

His shoulders set, clearly ready to blast right past him to claim the training zone's flag.

​Koda flinched as he pulling his head down as a small, purple shape darted right into the dirt between them.

​Minoru Mineta stood there, legs trembling violently, sweating buckets, but holding his ground.

Mineta yelped: N-not cool, Bakugo! You can't just plow over Koda like that!

He tearing two purple sticky spheres off his head and hurling them at the ground right in front of Bakugo's boots.

​Bakugo skidded to a halt just inches from the purple adhesive, his teeth bared.

Bakugo with a angry look on his face: Get of my face, extra, or I'll blast you into next week!

Mineta refused: ​No

Bakugo ready to attack Mineta and Koda: That's it, the two of you are dead

Midoriya shouting: He's not doing this alone!

​Midoriya burst through the tree line, One For All's green lightning crackling around his frame as he landed square beside Mineta, his stance firm. Right behind him came Uraraka, floating a cluster of heavy debris to create a barricade between Bakugo and Koda.

​Tsuyu coming for the aid: RIBBIT

Tsuyu Asui sprinted past, her tongue whipping out to wrap around Koda's waist and safely pull him back into the cover of the tree line.

​Kirishima shouted: Back off, Bakugo!, Chill out

He hardening his arms into jagged rock as he stepped up shoulder-to-shoulder with Midoriya and Mineta.

Kirishima getting angry at Bakugo: Ganging up on someone who isn't ready isn't manly at all!, Bakugo

​Ashido: Yeah, man, cool your jets!

She slid in on a path of slick acid, landing in a low defensive stance.

Kaminari: ​We've got your back, Mineta!

Jiro: I won't let you hurt Koda

Kaminari called out, spark-plugging electricity between his fingers as Jiro plugged her earphone jacks into her wrist amplifiers, ready to drop a sonic shockwave if Bakugo made a move.

Above them, Sero swung down from a high branch, slinging thick strips of tape to seal off Bakugo's side flanks.

​Bakugo glared at the wall of eight classmates standing shoulder-to-shoulder, protecting both Koda and Mineta.

He let out a harsh huff, smoke swirling from his fists as he lowered his arms.

Bakugo growled: ​"Tch. Whatever,"

​Bakugo snapped, turning on his heel and stomping off into the forest.

Bakugo with a mad face: You guys are wasting my time.

​Mineta collapsed onto his rear, letting out a massive sigh of relief as Koda walked back over, patting Mineta gently on the shoulder with a quiet, grateful nod.

Mineta: I don't stand your friend, Midoriya

Midoriya: I don't know why acts like that all the time.

The Next day in the dorms, Mineta got done studying as Eri was in dormitory with Mr. Aizawa. She was only doing art pictures when Aizawa step out of the dorms minutes later. Bakugou walks out of his room in living room so angry as Eri bumps right into him as she accidentally breaks his phone.

Bakugo in Rage as screamed at Eri: DAAAAMMMNNNN IIIIITTTT, THAT WAS MY PHONE YOU STUPID LITTLE GIRL

Eri being apologetic: I'm sorry

Eri started to cry as Mineta seen what happened and step in protect her.....

Mineta shifted his weight, his short legs trembling as Bakugo loomed over him, small sparks already popping from his raised palms.

Mineta with a angry look on his face: Don't even think about it. It was just an accident

​Bakugo growled: Get out of the way, extra

His eyes narrowed as he gestured toward Eri as she goes right behind Mineta

Bakugo grabbed Mineta by his shirt: Do you want to pick a fight with me or are you going to get out of my way, Short Round

​Mineta squeaked his voice cracking: "N-no way!"

Mineta slapped Bakugo in the face and knee him in his stomach. But he didn't budge.

Mineta taking a stand: I might be a coward, and I might fail written exams, but a real hero doesn't get scary raged psychotic explosion extra intimidate a little girl!

​Bakugo in Rage: What the hell did you call me?!

Crimson sparks flared brightly between Bakugo's knuckles. He took a heavy step forward.

Bakugo ready to attack with his quirk: I'll blast you into next week?!

Mineta yelled: "Eri, duck!"

​Before Bakugo could raise his arm, Mineta grabbed three of the purple, sticky spheres from his head and hurled them directly at the ground in front of Bakugo's feet.

Bakugo stepped right onto them, expecting to burst through, but the immense adhesive instantly locked his feet to the training ground pavement.

Bakugo lunged forward to swing: "What the—!"

But his balance was completely anchored.

​Mineta didn't waste a second. He plucked four more Pop Off spheres, bouncing off them like a frantic pinball to build up momentum.

Mineta screamed: GRAPE RUUUSSHHH

Firing a barrage of sticky spheres directly at Bakugo’s hands and gauntlets, pinning his arms awkwardly against his sides and sticking his palms together so he couldn't generate a clear blast without damaging himself.

​Bakugo roared in fury, strain showing on his face as he tried to flex his explosive muscles against the unbreakable bond of the spheres.

Bakugo in Rage: You little grape trash! Unstick me right now!

​Mineta landed heavily on his rear next to Eri, breathing hard and panting, but he immediately stood up and placed himself firmly between Bakugo. He adjusted his gloves, trying to look brave despite shaking like a leaf.

Mineta yelled back​: I can't beat you in a fight, Bakugo!

Puffing out his chest as best he could.

Mineta: My spheres hold for hours! You're stuck until Aizawa-sensei gets here!"

​Eri peered out from behind Mineta's cape, her small horn glowing faintly as she looked up at him in awe.

Mineta checking on Eri: Are you ok....

Eri: Mineta-san... you're really brave.

Mineta: I know, that's what heroes for

​Mineta turned his head slightly, giving her a heroic, if slightly trembling, thumb-up.

Mineta: Don't worry, Eri-chan. As long as I'm here until Mr. Aizawa comes back, nobody scaring you on my watch!

​Bakugo's muffled yells of outrage echoed across the training field, but Mineta stood his ground, keeping Eri safe and sound behind him.

Mr. Aizawa walks in: What's going on

Mineta told Mr. Aizawa: Bakugo was trying to attack Eri, because she broke his phone on accident

Mr. Aizawa: Eri, is that true

Eri being apologetic: I didn't mean to, it was just an accident

Bakugo with an angry look on his face: That little gremlin broke my phone

Mineta: Okay, you can get it fixed

Mr. Aizawa: Violence is not a good thing to escort the situation, Bakugo.

Bakugo with an angry look on his face: I had to make her pay for it

Mineta: So you just trying to attack her, What is wrong with you

Mr. Aizawa: 4 weeks detention for you, Bakugo

Mineta: I don't think this is right place to have Eri in the dorms with him around. Mr. Aizawa

Mr. Aizawa: Good thinking, Mineta..... Come on Eri

Bakugo growled: GRRRRRRR

The Next day, Mineta told Everyone about what happened another day.

The Class 1-A common room immediately exploded into chaos.

​Mineta we're still pissed off about the other day. He burst through the dorm doors, panting heavily, keying straight into maximum drama.

Mineta with an angry face: Guys! You're not gonna believe this! Bakugo almost laid a finger on Eri!

​The room went dead silent.

​Midoriya dropped his notebook, his eyes widening in pure horror.

Midoriya with a terrified face: W-what?! Kacchan wouldn't—where is she?!

​Uraraka slammed her hands on the table, her face hardening into a look that couldn't control herself.

Uraraka getting angry: He did what?

​Tsuyu tilted her head, ribbed finger to her chin.

Tsuyu with a worried face: Ribbit. Mineta, are you sure you didn't misunderstand the situation?

Iida stood on Mineta's side: Mineta is right. It was all on surveillance

Tsuyu with an angry face: Why did he do that?

Mineta: Because, Eri accidentally broke his phone by bumping right into him. Luckily, I stepped in and kept him away from her

​Before Mineta could exaggerate further, Kirishima stood up, looking deeply conflicted.

Kirishima with an angry face: Hold on, man! Bakugo's got a rough mouth, but hitting a kid? That's not manly at all. There's no way.

​Ashido piped up, crossing her arms suspiciously: ​"Yeah, right!"

Todoroki: Bakugo's loud, but he's practically a softie when it comes to keeping kids safe after that Provisional License retraining!

Yaoyorozu with a terrified face: He could've hurt her or sent her in the hospital

​Kaminari groaned, pressing his hands to his temples: Bro, if Bakugo actually made Eri cry, Aizawa is going to expel him... or turn him into ashes.

Mineta: It already happened. He has 4 weeks of detention

Hagakure: That's not good enough

​Jiro plugged her amps into Mineta’s arm, giving him a sharp poke.

Jiro: Spill the actual context, Mineta. Did he almost hit her, or was he just yelling at full blast like he always does?

Mineta grabs Jiro's amps and put her on the ground: ​I just told you what happened. Looking to surveillance you'll see it

Everyone looked at the surveillance......

Ojiro in Shocked: My God

Uraraka with an angry face: I want to break his arms

Tsuyu with a smile look on Mineta: It's a good thing you kept her safe from him, Mineta

Kirishima wrapping his arm on Mineta: What you did was very manly, Minetabro

​Sero: Saved by the Grape

Midoriya: Thank you, Mineta

Mineta: No problem

Iida with a proud look on his face: Very proud of you, Mineta

Mineta: Thank you all

The End........

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u/SmoothTelevision5186 — 1 month ago
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this is probably the most offensive result i've got from a character quiz..

if it's gonna be from mha, why couldn't it have been any other character HAHA

u/Proper_Cat_3382 — 1 month ago

The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy ( Part 3 - Blame on the Grape/Spy Thief)

After almost everyone in the class helped Mineta with expensive Pokémon card collection, they shockingly surprise how much it costs. He continues to collect more cards as soon be favorite things or hobbies he loves. During that time, Jiro starting struggling to get a job. She didn't want to get one because she didn't want to work her body and get her hands dirty. After the accident three days later, She blames Mineta for getting her pay a lot of money for damages.

2 days later at the dorms, Jiro look thru job applications to pay damages from the accident.

Jiro rubs her eyes from tiredness: Ugh... none of these pay enough...

Yaoyorozu: Having a bad time

Jiro: Yup...... I have no idea what I'm going to do.

Yaoyorozu: How about you work at a superstore

Jiro: Hmm... maybe...

Yaoyorozu: Yeah, $26 dollars an hour

Jiro twirls her earphone jacks: I don't really wanna take a job, though...

Yaoyorozu: Well, You had to. It's the only way to pay them back

Jiro ponders: Well... what if I could sell something?

Shoji: Come on, Start cutting grass, washing cars, and other stuff for money

Yaoyorozu: She doesn't like to get dirty.

Shoji: Well, you're on your own

Jiro rolls her eyes: Whatever...

Yaoyorozu: Well you got to think of something

Jiro: I know, I know

The Next Day at School in Recess and Lunch Time.....

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, we got four left until we end the sweepstakes. Winner gets tickets to go see AEW's Forbidden Door

Mineta: Oh man, I cannot wait for Forbidden Door

Kaminari: Me neither

Mineta: FORBIDDEN DOOR

Jiro rudely called Mineta: Dumb Little Bitch

Mineta: What was that......

Tsuyu turns: What's wrong with you?

Jiro: What's wrong with me, What's wrong with him, Fucking got me pay $85,000 dollars on damages

Mineta: You the one almost BROUGHT DOWN THE WHOLE GYM!

Jiro: And your injuries

Mineta looks at his burned hand: Oh, it's doing okay, no thanks to you.

Jiro: Don't care

Mineta: How can I got you pay $85,000 dollars, that I wasn't even doing anything stupid

Kaminari: He does have a point

Jiro: That why it's your fault, Fuckface

Mineta pauses from audacity: I beg your Fresh-Picked fucking pardon?

Yaoyorozu: You lucky you would've got her suspended

Mineta: Who cares...... She shouldn't have been using her quirk like that

Jiro: It's was a combo move....... Combo

Mineta: Yeah, Ok whatever

Jiro: Don't 'whatever' me, you little shit

Yaoyorozu: It's could've been you paying for the damages, Ugly Grape

Mineta: I didn't do anything though. You can't just blame me for something just because.

Jiro: You probably got me in trouble

Mineta: Yeah, Ok whatever

Uraraka getting pissed: Jiro, Momo if you're going to keep running your mouth, taking it somewhere else or shut the fuck up

Jiro getting annoyed: Why are you taking his side?

Ashido: WTF do you think after what happened at Gym Gamma

Todoroki calmly approaches: You made me lose my focus and burn my classmate. That is extremely reprehensible.

Yaoyorozu: He's fine, he gets hurt all the time. He can suck it up, so what

Mineta gets agitated: Whatever, let's just drop it

Then all sudden, Things are about to go down......

Jiro uses her quirk on Mineta: LOOK ALIVE SHORTY......

Mineta feeling the pain: AHHHHHHHH

Mineta rubs the side of his head: The fuck!

Uraraka with a angry face: You fucking bitch

Jiro try to evoke: What?! What are you gonna do?

As Mineta gets up from that attack, He was ready to lose it, goes in Rage, and can't control himself as he pushes her.

Mineta pushes Jiro: Asshole

The push knocks Jiro on the floor.

Jiro: Y-You litte-

Jiro punches Mineta in the stomach.....

Kirishima them him to attack her: Don't stand there, She started it. Go kick her ass

Mineta in Rage as he lefts up Jiro in the table punches multiple times. Yaoyorozu getting involved by grabbing him in the neck.

Yaoyorozu getting pissed: That is enough!

Some of the Class gets involved as they backs up Mineta

Ashido pulls Yaoyorozu's ponytail: Get off of him

Kaminari: Chill, dude. She's not worth it!

Mineta can't control himself as he goes right her again by a spear takedown Jiro and punches her a couple of times.

Iida: Ok Mineta, STOP please

Tokoyami: It's not worth it

Everyone watches the scene of the fight. Cheering and Screaming

Everyone in the lunch room: YEAAAAAHHHH

Iida and Tokoyami pull him off.....

Tsuyu grabs Jiro by the shoulders: you shouldn't have provoked him, Jiro

Jiro dusts off her shirt: Shut it and get off me, Tsu!

Mineta getting dragged out: Fucking bitch, Fuck you..... FUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU........

Jiro watches Mineta get dragged away: Tch...

Uraraka: Hey, Jiro

Uraraka slaps Jiro.......

Jiro flinches: The fuck, 'Chaco...?

Tsuyu slaps Jiro with her tongue......

Tsuyu: Learn to leave people alone...

Ojiro: Ok, Girls

Midoriya: Please, Stop

15 minutes later.......

Mineta: Who the hell do she think she is

Mineta paces around in his room: She's been on my nerves since day fucking one... 'Earphone Jerk' is more like it.

Tsuyu and almost everyone checks on Mineta: Minoru, Are you okay

Mineta: You can come in...

Tsuyu : I'm Sorry Mineta, about she was out of line

Mineta: You think...

Midoriya: Who blames on someone who didn't do and when take it out on someone else

Mineta: Exactly. Like, she's the problem.

Ojiro: You lucky that the other teachers would've saw what happened

Kaminari: Tell me about it.

Mineta tension went down and things went quiet, 4 days later......

Sero: Hey guys.

Hagakure: What is it, Sero

Sero looks around: Has anyone seen Jiro lately?

Kirishima: Went out to get a job so she could pay all the damages

Shoji: Hmmm....

Sero: Anyways, I guess what

Shoji: What's up?

Sero Shouting: I WON THE SWEEPSTAKES

Hagakure: Holy crap, really?!

Kirishima: HOW

Sero: I don't know how

Kirishima Shouting: WE'RE HEADING TO FORBIDDEN DOOR

Sero: W-Wait, but who will be going?

Shoji: Call me Out, I'm not going

Ashido: Aww, why not?

Uraraka: PICK ME, PICK ME

Hagakure: YEAH, I WANNA GO TOO

Midoriya: I'm free, I wanna go

Todoroki shrugs: Yeah, Why not.

Mineta: I'm down

Tsuyu: OOOOOO, I like to go too, Ribbit

Kirishima: Let's go to England

Kaminari walks in: I'm going too, I Bought 3 extra tickets online

Sero: Sounds great

Tokoyami: Very Well, I'm in

Ojiro: I'm going, And I found out that some of Class 1b brought tickets as well

Midoriya: Oh wow, I didn't know that.

Kirishima gets excited: ME AND MY BRO, TETSUTETSU, AT FORBIDDEN DOOR!

Iida: Sorry, I can't go. I have other stuff to do

Mineta: Thats okay, Iida. I'll send you pics

Sero: Pack your stuff and get your passports, Because We're heading to England.

Mineta: Hell yeah!

Kirishima: ENGLAND HEAR WE COME

Midoriya pumps his fist in the air: LET'S DO IT!

Almost Everyone: YEAAAAAHHHH

Todoroki: Hold on, are we certain that Jiro and Momo would want to go?

Sero: Hell No

Mineta: Yeah, it's for 10 of us anyways

Ashido: You know why

Midoriya: Fair point, with what happened with Mineta and Jiro, it wouldn't be a good idea

Kaminari: Right, Anyway.... Let's go

They start to pack their things and left to England.

Meanwhile, Jiro is back at the dormitories with Yaoyorozu, Iida, Shoji, Koda, and Bakugou.

Jiro pacing around the common room: What am I going to do...

Yaoyorozu: Have you tried to work with your dad at the music store

Jiro: He's on a business trip and salary is low when I work there

Koda: Umm Jiro, Why you have a huge bump on your forehead

Jiro Shocked as she feeling the bump on her forehead: WHAT

She went to the bathroom at a mirror to see it.

Jiro feels her forehead: Oh that... that was from that little purple bastard.

Yaoyorozu: Wow

Shoji: Yeah, they got into a fight. Jiro you started it, and Mineta was trying to finish it.

Bakugou started laughing: Which, He did

Jiro grumbles: Shut it, both of you.

Shoji: So you do notice another huge bump on your eyebrow

Jiro in Shocked: Oh My God

Yaoyorozu: Shoji, not helpful...

Jiro pissed: Look what he did my DAMN FACE......

Jiro throws a fit......

Bakugou: Oh boo-hoo, you had it coming...

Jiro walks angry pursuit......

Yaoyorozu watches Jiro storm off: I'm sure she'll be fine...

Jiro was pissed off, she went to Mineta's Room to try destroyed one of his stuff....

Jiro knocks over a box filled with Pokémon cards: What the...

Jiro: The fucking way

Jiro kicks the box, sending hundreds of cards flying.

Jiro: Stupid cards....

Yaoyorozu: Jiro

Jiro turns to Yaoyorozu: What...

Yaoyorozu: What are you going in his room

Jiro pauses her fit: I... I don't know. I guess I'm still missed at him.

Yaoyorozu: I understand that.

Jiro: I was trying to destroy all his stuff until I knocked over a box of Pokémon Cards

Yaoyorozu: Hmm, I'd expect he would collect more 'lewd', not mere trading cards.

Yaoyorozu in shocked as look through his binders of God Packs.....

Yaoyorozu: Hold on a moment...

Jiro: Hm? What's up?

Yaoyorozu: HE HAS GOD PACKS

Jiro: Y-Yaomomo, you know about these?

Yaoyorozu: These cards of regular ones, these cards are expensive

Jiro: Wait, expesnive?

Yaoyorozu: Yes, These costs lot of money

Jiro: Wow, I had no idea these were worth something

Yaoyorozu looking through his cards: He had lots of Rare, Exotic, Legendary, Mystic, Very expensive cards that worth a lot of money

Jiro starts to get an idea: A lot of money, you say?

Yaoyorozu: Worth a lot

Jiro starts to rub her chin with her earphone jack: 'A lot' a lot?

Yaoyorozu: We should probably leave his room

Jiro: I-I'll stay, just to clean up.

As Yaoyorozu left the room, Jiro started doing something she will never regret.

Jiro: Worth a lot, huh? Let's find out...

She takes all the cards out his room.

Jiro in her room: God damn... how many of these does he have?

The next day, Jiro went to the trading store sell his card when she really hits jackpot.

Jiro talking to the clerk: So... how much is this worth?

Trader Employee: All of Pokémon Collection is worth $110,000 dollars

Jiro's jaw drops to the floor: $110,000?!

Jiro: Holy Shit

Trader Employee: So... will you accept the trade?

Jiro drops all the boxes on the counter: YES PLEASE!

Trader Employee: Alright, Just a moment

Jiro: Oh my god... This is perfect...

Trader Employee: Here you go, Have a good day

Jiro chuckles: Oh I will... hehe...

Jiro heads back to campus to Principal Nezu and Mr. Aizawa to pay the damages of the accident.

Nezu: My word, Ms. Jiro. $110,000? That quickly?

Jiro: Yes Sir, I had to....... sell some stuff, you know

Nezu shrugs and accepts the money: If you say so.

Aizawa seems skeptical: What exactly did you sell?

Jiro: Stuff that is....... antique

Aizawa: ...Sure...

Neuz: The rest of the money is yours

Aizawa: Dismiss

Jiro heads back to the dormitories.

Yaoyorozu: So, what's you doing to do with the rest of the money

Jiro: I'll spend the rest new stuff. Hey, did a live show at Orlando, Florida in 2 days, they still selling tickets, Want to go.

Yaoyorozu: I'll be into it, let's go pack

Jiro: Oh, Yeah

To be continued.........

Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184

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u/SmoothTelevision5186 — 2 months ago
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Why doesnt aizawa just fucking expel mineta and bakugo and send them to some kind of fucking facility?

Seriously they would fucking benefit from that

u/SmoothTelevision5186 — 2 months ago

The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy Tech (Part 2 - Becoming a Collector)

Jiro has to pay 85,000 dollars for the damage that she caused at Gym Gamma. Meanwhile Mineta came back at the nurses office pissed off and walked in to Todoroki's room breaking his stuff.

Mineta stomps on his sleeping bag: Stupid Todoroki....... AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH

Bakugo: HAHAHAHAHA, Hey icyhot, Short Round breaking shit in your room

Todoroki calmly walks to his room: I figured he'd be mad at me... but I didn't mean to harm him.

Asui: Mineta, calm down please

Mineta stomps out of Todoroki's dorm: Fine... but I'm still mad at him!

Mineta tries to keep calm, but he couldn't: TRY TO STAY CALM........ FUCK THAT

Asui quickly wraps her tongue around Mineta: No! No... Stay calm.

Todoroki: Listen, I'm sorry Mineta. It's was accident, I couldn't see anything

Mineta grumbles: Grrr... whatever, Look at my hand

Todoroki: How can I not...

Asui: Just calm down, Mineta.

Mineta walks outside pissed off and stomping on the wall.

Asui: He'll be fine, I hope.

Ojiro showed up with the big package....

Mineta tries to take his mind off of what happened: Hey Ojiro, what's that?

Ojiro: It's for you

Mineta becomes intrigued: Really? Lemme see.

Mineta remembers: Oh right, it's from cousin. It finally came

Ashido: Hm? What finally came?

Iida: I hope it is appropriate.

Mineta: I haven't done appropriate stuff for a month, Iida

Iida: Oh, sorry

Mineta: Oh, Shoto I'm Sorry

Todoroki: You're forgiven.

Mineta opened the box.....

He finds a bevy of pokemon cards

Mineta: YES, YES, YES, YES

Kaminari: Whoa dude, that alot of Pokemon cards

Mineta: My Mega Charizard X Ex Ultra-Premium Pokémon Collection is here

Ashido: Oooh, neat

Kaminari: Cool

Mineta: These are expensive

Kirishima: Man, never considered you for a Pokémon guy.

Sero jokes: Lemme guess, your favorite 'mon is Gardevoir?

Mineta: No, I been collecting Pokémon Cards since was 5 or 7 years years old

Sero's eyes widen: Oh wow....

Mineta: We can go in my room and we can see it

Sero shrugs: Okay, why not.

Kaminari agrees also: Sure thing, dude.

Uraraka: I want to see

Dark Shadow appears from Tokoyami: Me too.

Tokoyami: I suppose I'll see too.

Mineta telling the Class: Just to make things clear, Iida, Tokoyami, and I had to get rid of all my inappropriate stuff. And I still need help getting rid of some of the inappropriate stuff but my laptop and computer, Iida

Iida: Ok

As some of the class went up to Mineta's room to see his all his Pokémon Collection, They was amazed.

Midoriya: Holy whoa...

Kirishima: DAMN

Mineta: Mhm, take it in.

Hagakure: It's like a whole pile all at once

Todoroki nods in acknowledgement: Quite the collection, Mineta.

Mineta: Thank you

Asui asks: Do you have any Venusaur cards, that's my favorite.

Mineta: I don't know, it all depends

Asui pokes her cheek: Depends?

Mineta: Yeah, I got 7 of them

Asui becomes excited: 7?! Can i see? Pretty please, ribbit.

Mineta pulls out a set of Venusaur cards to Tsuyu: Here you go

Asui is in awe: Oh wow, it's so cool.

Kirishima becomes intrigued: Do you have a Machamp? That's a manly pokémon

Ojiro in Shocked: WHOA, OH MY GOD

Everyone turns to Ojiro.

Kirishima getting happier: You're not joking

Ashido: Wow.

Iida: How many have you stored exactly?

Ojiro In Shocked: Mineta, TELL ME YOU 4 HAVE SETS OF ROARING SKIES M EX HOLO RARE RAYQUAZAS

Mineta: Yep.

Iida: Incredible, the card is almost thousand dollars

Shoji: This is quite impressive how you've been collecting these since you were a child.

Uraraka: How did you manage to get so many?

Mineta: I was addicted to this during my...... well you know pervy days

Asui: This is way better than your pervy self, no offense.

Kaminari: There are so many

Mineta: I busting my ass work for money by cutting grass, washing cars, shoveling snow, doing daytime jobs

Ashido: When you were a kid? Thats crazy!

Mineta: Yes with my asshole dad and older brother

Kaminari groans: Don't remind me of those jerks.

Mineta: I just kept going day after day. This is my working music

Tokoyami nods: I like it

Kirishima: It's cool

Sero: Hell yeah, dude

Uraraka Shouting: FROM NEW CASTLE UPON TIME, ENGLAND, WEIGHTING IN AT 217 LBS. HE IS "THE BASTARDDDDDDDDD" PAAACCCC.....

Kaminari: I knew that sounded familiar

Iida: URARAKA

Uraraka: Sorry, got carried away. I'm a aew fan

Mineta: That's okay, I get it.

Sero: Ok, go back on getting on these cards

Mineta smirks with pride: Yeah, I made a lot of money doing all of those day jobs.

Iida: Well you're just as working boy

Mineta: Yeah, Until my cousin moved back town he's a Collector

Kaminari: Wait, really?

Tokoyami shakes his bird head: Knowing him, he's probably a scalper.

Mineta: And here we are now

Ashido: Man, that's a lot of Pokémon cards

Mineta: Don't get to excited, look in the drawers

They open the drawers

Shinso in Shocked: Sweet Jesus Mother of God

Tokoyami: By the darkness...

Todoroki: Its a whole binders of Expensive Pokemon Cards

Sato: Man, how many binders?

Mineta: I brought more, Yesterday

Everyone except Todoroki: There's more?!

Todoroki: He meant the binders.

Mineta: No, i just brought more binders to put my cards in there

Everyone: Oh

Midoriya: This may be bigger then my All Might collection

Iida: Well I know all the cards serious expensive

Mineta: I don't know how much they are, but can you tell much in the internet, Iida

Iida: I'll check later, but still this is quite a shock that you have this many

Uraraka: Come on Iida, we want to know how much

Iida pulls out his laptop: Alright, Alright...

Midoriya: Yeah, because now I'm interested

Iida shows The 10 most expensive Pokemon cards from a year ago from the internet.

Iida: Do you have the Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV

Mineta: Yeah, I also have a TCG Classic Holographic Charizard

Ashido: Wait a minute, Mineta do have more cards in your parents house

Mineta remembers: Oh yeah, but their locked away so my brother doesn't get his hands on them. Matter of fact, Tokoyami go to my house and get all of my Pokémon Cards. Sato go with him

Sato gives a thumbs up: Sounds good, dude.

Shinso: Ok, You have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. 17 set of Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV

Ashido cups her cheeks in awe: Wow, that amazing

Iida: The Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV cost $146.18

Midoriya doing math: Multiply that by 17... That's $2,485!

Mineta: and 6 cents.

Iida shows another chart of Most Expensive Pokémon cards from 2 years ago from the internet.

Iida: Ok, here are the most of expensive Pokémon Cards from 2 years ago. Do you one of those cards, Mineta

Mineta: I have a Zekrom ex card.

Mineta points to his desk: Mhm, all in my drawer.

Asui: Mineta, you have 8 sets of Gold Mega Lucario EX

Mineta: Open my drawer and find out.

Everyone looked through his drawer and suddenly.

All 8 sets of Gold Mega Lucario shocks the classmates

Midoriya: Whoa...

Kaminari: Thats awesome, dude.

Hagakure: From Mega Evolution

Mineta feeling prideful: I know, I know.

Iida: The Gold Mega Lucario EX cost $375.55

Kaminari: That's insane.

Ojiro: How much money have you saved up, Mineta?

Ashido doing math: Multiply that by 8... That's $3,004 dollars

Todoroki: and 4 cents

Everyone is marveling at how Mineta could afford so many Pokémon cards.

Meanwhile, Sato and Tokoyami head to Mineta's house to get more of his collection.

Sato: Thanks for Welcome to the house Mrs.Mineta

Mrs.Mineta: All of his Pokémon Cards are in his old room and the basement

Tokoyami: Understood.

Dark Shadow appears: We'll be in and out, ma'am.

Tokoyami enter the basement: 6 boxes of Pokémon Cards

Sato in Mineta's room: 3 boxes of Pokémon Cards in his closet

Ms. Mineta: Got everything you need, boys?

Tokoyami and Sato: Thank you Mrs.Mineta

They start to exit the house, when suddenly, Daisuke walks through the door.

Daisuke becomes confused: The fuck?

Mrs.Mineta: Daisuke, That doesn't concerned you. Don't even think about it

Daisuke: Whateves, just get these strangers out of our house.

Mrs.Mineta: It's my house that I paid for and I don't like you tone, So cut it out

Daisuke rolls his eyes and heads upstairs to his room.

Mrs. Mineta: So sorry about him.

Tokoyami: He really hate us and you're 2 sons

Sato: It's no problem, Ms. Mineta.

Mrs.Mineta: Thank you for your time

They leave and pack up the boxes in Sato's car. While Daisuke, from his room, flips them off from his window.

Sato: Oh great, he's give us the bird

Tokoyami: Just ignore him

Meanwhile at the Dorms.....

Mineta: Sato messaged me, said he should be back at the Heights Alliance soon.

Kaminari: Hey, Mineta? Have you ever counted how many cards you have?

Uraraka: A lot, What do you think

Iida: It does seem like an interesting question.

Mineta: I don't know on the top of my head

Iida: Should we find out?

Kaminari immediately rejects: God no, that'd take way too long.

Sero: Yeah, sounds boring...

Mineta: Yeah, I'm not going to waste everybody else's time

Ashido: I was not expecting this to be in your dorm, Mineta.

Hagakure: For real.

Mineta: What about it

Ashido giggles: Just joking around.

Suddenly, footsteps approach, most likely Sato and Tokoyami.

Tokoyami: My God, Mineta

Sato: Your brother is such a douchebag

Mineta: Yeah whatever, he's such a asshole

Midoriya turns his attention on the boxes: Forget about him, lets see whats in the boxes.

Midoriya opens the box, Everyone was stunned and shocked as never expects Mineta as a Pokemon collector.

Everyone except Iida: HOLY SHIT

Mineta: Man, I missed these.

Ojiro: I'm lost of words from this

Kaminari: Look at all of these.......

Tsuyu: All of these collectibles, I'm amazed and applaud

Mineta: There's alot of classics in here.

Todoroki: Some of these are all vintage

Shoji: There are like whole pokedex's in here.

Kirishima: Like the actual pokedex? Or the national amounts?

Mineta: What.... I didn't know that some of these are Pokédex

Sero: There are also trainer cards too

Mineta in Shocked: Trainer Cards, You're joking

Sero: Yeah, see there's Professer Oak, Brock, Misty, Liutenent Surge, Erika, Koga, Sabrina, Blaine, and Giovanni.

Mineta: I didn't even know about all of this till now

Midoriya: Those are gym leaders, but there are also youngsters, lasses, bug catchers, fishermen, hikers, super nerds, beauties, cool trainers, ace trainers...

Kaminari: And the Elite 4.

Mineta: The Elite 4, that's impossible

Kaminari holds the Elite 4 cards: Nah dude, look. There's Loraine, Chuck, Agatha, and Lance.

Uraraka: Ok, can we go back to how their costs

Iida pulls out his calculator: On that right now.

Todoroki: By the way some of these cards are in low prices

Tokoyami: He's got a point, given how old they appear to be.

Shoji: Except some of them

Hagakure: There's even Mew

Mineta In Shocked: Wait What, A Mew

Hagakure holds said Mew card: Yup.

Mineta: I been looking for that card

Ojiro digs around: I wonder if theres a Mewtwo also.

Mineta in Shocked: I need to sit down before I passed out

Kaminari: Yeah, because I'm convinced...

He digs around in the box too.

Mineta: Ok, do you guys got time right now

Midoriya: Sure thing, Mineta.

Kaminari: I'm down.

Tsuyu: Whenever you need

Ashido: I'm in

Uraraka: I'll be studying in my dorm, but you'll know where I'll be.

Hagakure: I have nothing else to do so, yes

Ojiro: Me too

Iida points out: This could take all night.

Kirishima: I'm gonna grab an energy drink just in case.

Todoroki: I got all day

Tokoyami: Very Well, I be more than happy to help

Sato: Sorry man, I'm working on a new recipe tonight.

Shoji: I'll help

Shinso: Me too

Koda raises his hand slowly: l-l'll help...

Mineta: Can you guys help me get every card organized and sort out

Everyone: Yeah, Sure thing

2 hours later as the class continues to sort and organize Pokémon Cards, They opens every single pack as Iida continue to look up on the internet.

Mineta looking up from the 8 Gold Mega Lucario cards: How's the sorting coming along, guys?

Midoriya: You got a lot of Rare Cards

Kaminari: For real, I'm struggling to keep up with how many there are.

Iida: Make sure you separate them by their type.

Todoroki: Their all in editions

Ojiro: How many have you guys drawn so far?

Sero: I lost count some how

Ashido dozing off: Same...

Kirishima counts through them crazy fast: So far I've got almost 100 normal types, 83 fire types, 44 water types, 58 grass type, 51 electric types, 77 fighting types-

Ojiro: Dude, relax. What the hell was in that energy drink?

Tokoyami: Did you guys peel the cards

Everyone:... peel?

Mineta: Oh Jesus...

Midoriya: What

Mineta: He means you can peel off the fabric off. Like so.

Iida: A Ditto Card.....

He takes a Ditto card show them.

Ashido: Right, it show it's a scam card

Hagakure: I did not think of that...

Iida: So make sure you guys look out from that

They all continue to count up the cards, along with peeling them also.

Kirishima being buzzed by his energy drink: Whoa man, I'm getting nothing but dragon types so far!

Iida: Ok, I just looked up on the internet. Mineta, Some of your Pokémon Cards are highly expensive

Mineta: How expensive are we talking?

Iida: Do you open any god packs lately

Mineta goes to his nightstand: Think I have one around here somewhere Yeah, I opened God packs 57 times. Almost everyday, I still need to open more

Tsuyu: You should probably get on that, ribbit.

Iida: And the illustrators

Kaminari: Illustrators?

Mineta: Illustrator....... What that

Sero: Like, the people who made the card?

Iida: No, A Illustrator is the rarest, most coveted, and most expensive trading card in the world.

Midoriya: Awarded to winners of a 1998 CoroCoro Comic illustration contest, only about 39 copies exist, featuring Pikachu drawing a Charmander.

Ashido: Oh Yeah, A perfect PSA 10 gem-mint copy holds the Guinness World Record, selling at Goldin Auctions for a staggering \(\$16.5\) million.

Mineta, Kaminari, and Sero: Wow...

Tokoyami: Impressive

Tsuyu: So they can all be very expensive.

Uraraka looks at the God Packs: Jeez Mineta, Too Many God Packs

Mineta rubs the back of his head: Yeah, I am a bit obsessed with those specifically.

Iida shows The Top 15 Most Expensive Pokémon Cards from XY era.

Iida: Ok these are the 15 expensive cards of XY Era

Mineta: The EX Dialga is the most expensive

Todoroki: I think you got one of these card, Mineta

Mineta: I think so too...

Kaminari: Let's keep checking

Hagakure: Some of these boxes have not been unboxed

Mineta: Wait, for real?

Kirishima: Yeah, including the package that your cousin given to you

Mineta remembers: Oh right, where is that one?

As the class gathered to organize the Rare, Exotic, Legendary, Mystic, Very expensive card. Mineta has Super luck on his Collection.

Mineta: Oh my god, there are so many Mystic cards

Uraraka: You have 18 sent Sylveon EXs

Mineta: I should have some Umbreons around here.......

Kirishima: I they are

Mineta looks: Aha!

Tsuyu: 11 Umbreons sets

Mineta's eyes light up: Ooh, one of them's a shiny!

Iida: Almost all of your card are holographic

Mineta feeling prideful: Mhm, glad you noticed.

Koda holding a Illustrator: Mineta.......

Kirishima Shouting: WHHHHHHHOOOOOOAAAAA, OH MY GOD

Everyone turns to Koda and Kirishima.

Koda pulls out another Illustrator: What about this one

Mineta passed out.....

Tsuyu catches him with a smile on her face: M-Mineta?

Shinso: All this time he had 2 Illustrators

Kaminari and Sero: No way.......

Midoriya: This cannot be impossible to find

Ashido glances at Mineta with a shred of concern: He's just being dramatic... right?

Hagakure in Shocked: Mina, this those 2 cards are worth a lot of money

Ashido: l-l know, I'm just wondering if he's okay.

Mineta: WHHHHAAAATT..........

Tsuyu: See, he's fine.

Ashido: Ok, cool. What kind of cards are they anyway?

Iida: Recording to this, that first illustrator cost $9,000 dollars and the second one cost $11,000 dollars, This is amazing

Ashido: Oh dang, that's... $20,000 dollars!

Everyone: YESSSS

5 hours later.........

Mineta: Man... that took a while.

Kaminari: But hey, we got through it.

Iida: Ok Mineta, All of Pokémon Collection is worth $110,000 dollars

Midoriya: Man, what are you gonna do with all of them now?

Mineta: I'm keeping them, I'm not rich like Momo so, I'm still going to keep collecting more cards

Sero: You do you, bro.

Kirishima: Hell yeah

Tsuyu: How thoughtful of you, Mineta

Mineta: Aww, thanks Tsu.

To Be Continued......

Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184

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u/SmoothTelevision5186 — 2 months ago
▲ 344 r/ChurchOfMineta+1 crossposts

Did anyone notice this during Todoroki and Sero's battle? Mina and Mineta were happy that Sero got the upper-hand? They wanted Sero to win and Todoroki to lose

u/SmoothTelevision5186 — 2 months ago

The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy Tech (Part 1 - The Accident)

Mineta had gotten their revenge on his brother from all the stuff that he put him through with help of his classmates. Almost everything went back to normal about 2 months later, When Jiro was acting really edgy and ignorant to him.

It all started at gym gamma when they all practicing their combo moves. Mineta was struggling to do one and nothing working for him.

Mineta getting agitated: Damn it, Come on

Kaminari approaches: Yo, Mineta. It's almost lunch, you coming?

Ashido: Denki, We're not done, we got 10 minutes left

Mineta wipes a bit of blood from his scalp: Y-Yeah, get back here, dude

While Mineta continues working on his combo move, Jiro and Yaoyorozu had already work off their moves. But Jiro wasn't done.

Yaoyorozu: Excellent training, everyone

Jiro: Wait Momo, let's do another one please

Yaoyorozu: Ok

Midoriya uses black whip to swing around: Try to keep up, Uraraka.

Uraraka floats forward: Thats what I'm doing, Deku.

Bakugou rolls his eyes: Ick

Jiro: Watch where you're guys doing, you almost hit me

Midoriya: Our bad, Jiro!

Jiro: Anyway Momo, make me 4 sets of giant Bass Speakers

Yaoyorozu: I will try my best

Momo creates 4 Giant Bass Speakers for Jiro.......

Jiro: Thank you, Momo

Yaoyorozu: You're very welcome.

Jiro: Sound Amplification, Amplifier Jack

Mineta: I will not do that if I were you. You might cause an accident

Jiro: Oh relax, nothing's going to go wrong

Jiro ready to take her new finishing combo for test.......

Mineta: Seriously, I wouldn't do that

Jiro: Shut up

Jiro Shouting: HEARTBEAT SUPER BAAAAAASSSSSS......

Her move was so very long and strong, It will caused a big accident......

Mineta feels the ground shaking: C-Cut it out, Jiro!

Jiro: I guess I got turn it up higher

Mineta: Nooooo.....

Jiro Shouting: HEARTBEAT BLAST.........

At this point, everyone is covering their ears from Jiro's sound amplification. Suddenly, Two generator of gym gamma and the whole school was damaged, goes up in smokes.

Two Generators Explodes.

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM........*

*WIDOWS SHATTERING.........*

*LIGHT OUT..........*

Then, glass windows around starts shattering, power goes out from the whole campus, and then light goes out.......

Yaoyorozu grabs Jiro's shoulder: Jiro! Stop!

Even Principal Nezu's Car Windows was shattered......

Principal Nezu: My word!

Todoroki lost concentration from blast and couldn't see, he accidentally set Mineta's hand on fire......

Mineta feels his hand burning: Ahhhhhhhh

He starts shaking it and blowing on it desperately.

Midoriya in Shocked: Oh Crap, Mineta

Asui in Shocked: Hold on, Minoru

Mineta: Put it out! Put it out! Put it out!

Kirishima Shouting: Hold still, Mineta

Asui grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and uses it on Mineta's hand.

The gym goes silent, the only sounds are grunts of pain from Mineta, and the fire extinguisher.

Kirishima turns to Jiro: Are you fucking stupid?!

Hagakure with a angry face: Have you lost your mind

Jiro: I-It was an accident

Sato with a angry face: We told you to stop, now look what you done

Kirishima: What the hell is your problem?! Over a move?!

Uraraka: Now cause a blackout

Yaoyorozu: She acknowledges it was an accident, please calm down

Principal Nezu storms in the gym so angry: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

Bakugou feeling his ear bleeding: It was that damn earphone punk!

EVERYONE POINT AT JIRO.......

Yaoyorozu: Principal Nezu, this is all a mistake, and Jiro is repentant

Iida: Momo Enough, Stop trying to defend her this time

Jiro: Again, it was an accident. I didn't think that wo-

Principal Nezu cuts her off: Exactly! You didn't think!

Jiro speechless: Hmm.....

Principal Nezu: In my office, immediately

Mr. Aizawa wraps Jiro: Let's go

In Nezu's office........

Jiro: Didn't mean that to happen, I was doing combo move

Nezu: And doing so caused serious damage to the gym, and one of your classmates

Jiro: Ok, that what you said, that was all on Todoroki, he set Mineta on fire

Mr. Aizawa: You distracted him

Jiro: Come on, Mineta been hurt numerous times, he can suck it up

Nezu: Your inconsideration isn't pretty, Jiro. Next time, think of others before practicing something so dangerous

Mr. Aizawa: Not only that, You caused a blackout in the whole school and campus, Damage 2 generators

Nezu: Not only that, you damage my car

Jiro: I understand... I'll pay however I can to make it up to you.

Nezu: You lucky me and Aizawa can't suspend you, But since you said that. You Owe amount of money to the school.

Jiro bows: I promise to pay soon. But, How much I owe the school

Mr. Aizawa: 65,000 dollars

Jiro's jaw drops: Seriously, that much?!

Nezu: Yes

Jiro takes a deep breath, knowing she cannot turn back the offer now: Okay.....

As Jiro leaves the office, she was pissed......

Jiro fusses: Damn it... Mineta is such a freaking baby!

Meanwhile, in the common space, Yaoyorozu is calming down Jiro after what happened.

Jiro: 65,000 dollars...

Yaoyorozu: I'm sorry

Jiro: It's all Mineta fault

Yaoyorozu: I agree

Jiro: Y-You're fine, Yaomomo. It's just... I don't know how I'm gonna pay this...

Yaoyorozu: At least it didn't go that bad

Bakugo walks in dorms with a letter: Hey, Ears

Yaoyorozu turns her head to Bakugou: Hm? What's that in your hand, Bakugou?

Bakugo: A letter from the Principal

Jiro sighs with worry: Oh god, what now

Yaoyorozu: Principal Nezu changed the price of the damages you costed

Jiro: L-Lower, or higher?

Bakugo: Higher, You're in deep shit

Jiro pounds her head on the table: Goddammit... why?

Bakugo with a smile on his face: Apparently, you destroyed and damaged the roof and windows of gym gamma so owe them $85,000 dollars

Jiro is on the verge of having a breakdown: 85,000?!

Yaoyorozu: They added more money from the roof

Bakugou walks to his dorm: Good luck

Jiro: Yaomomo, You got to help me out

Yaoyorozu: Of course, I'll help out however I can

Bakugo: Oh By the way, read the P.S

Jiro: P-P.S?

Bakugo: In the bottom of the letter

They proceed to read the P.S.

Bakugo reads the end of the letter: Yaoyorozu will not be helping you this time, you need to figure it out on your own Signed Mr. Aizawa

Jiro: Oh man.........

Yaoyorozu: Well, you heard him. I can't help you

Jiro's head droops: Great... just fucking great...

To Be Continued

Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184

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u/SmoothTelevision5186 — 2 months ago