r/ClimbingCircleJerk
This is what you miss out on when you stick you the gym
Green Lantern with a helpful climbing safety tip (1959)
Chillin in da portaledge with a pulled hammy when I saw this dude. I asked him “Where do you keep your REI CoOp card?” He replied “I don’t need one”
Looking down at the fly sending my bowl of fruity pebbs…
MC Escher wouldn’t stop giving me beta for my latest proj
The guy has no chill
Was just about to send and some stupid gumby came along and reset my proj.
Ffs
Projects keep being desecrated
So I’ve been projecting this boulder at my local gym, they say it’s a v5 but like I was comparing the holds to Burden of Dreams and honestly it’s not that far off, so I’m venturing to say it’s pretty sandbagged.
Anyways, I’m sitting there resting (I try once every thirty minutes and then rest) and here comes this Gumby with rentals on. I’m thinking whatever, he’s just gonna look at it and marvel at how small the holds are. He puts his rental shoes ON the handholds / footholds of my proj. Like, dude?? You’re getting the trash rubber all over this fucking send of a lifetime.
Like dude. This shit isn’t a joke to me I really do this shit. I’m like the face of my gym because I’m always sending super hard stuff and when gumbies just do this and get away with it it infuriates me. You’re desecrating this send and ruining the footholds.
Just my take, if you got a problem with it, keep it to yourself because I don’t want to hear it. Also, if you have a problem with this you’re most likely a sport climber, and therefore gay, and so I would recommend you don’t reply to this post as I will flame your shit