r/ClimbingCircleJerk

My trad daddy said this was the only way to do it

I’ll probably try to climb something easy tomorrow and see how it goes…

Just trying to save money on a standard dirtbag bivy before my dawn patrol session on the local kindergarten retaining wall (V2 in your gym). Some local Karen is trying to spray beta about "security." Is public urination aid?

No chalk , no shoes , and no aid

Who ever thought the first pitch of serenity could take any pro is absurd. I climbed this and didn’t get any gear in until I was 40-60 feet up since the “pockets” couldn’t take my hexes or ball nuts. The red circle is where the “supposed” first placement is but it’s closer to a prolapsed anus than a flaring pin scar. I took it upon myself to put in some necessary bolts on the first two pitches so they could actually be safe (p1 15, p2 10) and also chipped in a foot on the crux because there is no way that goes at 10d with feet like that. I hope everyone enjoys this NEWLY safe route and accurate route, you’re welcome. If you want to help in making routes safe and accessible, you can send money to my PayPal in my bio.

This ad makes me wanna burn my shoes and harness.

Claimed the FA of this boulder outside of my apartment. I chose the harder of the two lines. I’d rate it a solid V0/V1, lots of jugs. The crux was definitely the bump at the end. I’d give it 2 stars but I wish the routesetters would refresh this wall as it’s been the same for a while.

I was so close to sending my futuristic proj and now look and what some has done!

Also release the Megos files.

This gym bro just walked up on my V2 proj and started flexing on me by licking my legs. How do you deal with this kind of behavior. I'm sick and tired of stronger climbers doing this - that don't impress me.

First indoor climb of this grade for me, after about 3.5 years of regular climbing

A hold fell in front of the boulder, decided to downgrade it from V17 to V-Easy after session flashing the climb