r/ColleenBallingerSnark

He gets annoyed at her yawning and he looks off to the side a lot and it’s the first time I’ve thought he really is so sick of her. Look at the 13:50 minute mark onward. He looks miserable and he’s so annoyed with her. Look at his expression at 14:08. He hates his life

I apologize if this has been mentioned and/or brought up and I missed it.

I am watching a Rachel Vlogs video titled "Eye Update!" and Rachel is going over to her Mom's house to fix her chicken gate. This was odd to me considering Rachel's "father" taught her how to fix things (in the past) and she (I thought) found enjoyment spending time with him - working on carpentry/fixer upper things. Why isn't he doing it and why are they not doing it together? OK. Maybe he's busy? Whatever.

Then she says (@ 2:16) "Oh, look, my mom has a tool box." whaaaaat? I'm not opposed of women having a toolbox (I have one) but, I always got the impression Gwen was not interested in fixing things (especially when her husband does it).

I dunno, maybe I'm being weird and thinking too much into it OR I missed something?

Any ideas?

Adam just confirmed he will be attending, so does this mean Rachel and the Ballingers are no longer going? I looked on Instagram but to my knowledge Vidcon hasn’t said she is not going.

I thought I would recap this vlog, since I watched it out of curiosity. But alas, not a single clip of her actual shows.

First, Colleen vlogs on the plane. She's not prepared for her show, it's been "a very overwhelming couple of weeks". (What?? She had months to prepare!) She's nervous and excited. "We're here, she's queer." (points at Rachel)

A segment she filmed at home. F shows off his snake crawling on various spots, scoring how much the snake likes them. One spot is a potty full of toilet paper. Colleen asks if the potty is clean or dirty. It's clean. (I bet Colleen picked the potty specifically.) This could be cute, but you can tell how much of it is orchestrated by Colleen. F keeps looking at her for validation. She also added music and edits that made it feel less spontaneous and cute. I think she's trying to launch F as a content creator.

Back on tour, Colleen shows off their B&B, complete with a karaoke wall and Dolly Parton related illustrations. (I wonder what Dolly would think of Colleen.) Colleen says she's working on the props the DAY BEFORE the concert, when again she had months to prepare. I get that they're moving and things have been hectic, but it's just so last minute. I would be embarrassed to admit this lack of preparation. She doesn't actually show any props, or show herself working on them.

Then for the worst clip, which is almost two minutes of detailed talk about farts. Colleen and Rachel discuss how their farts are different, act out what the farts seem to be saying, etc. I can imagine my 5- and 3-year-old nephews having this exact conversation, but two grown women in their 30s? It's a bit odd tbh. Not surprising, but odd.

A one-minute montage from soundcheck, with music playing over it, so you can't even hear clips of her actual songs. The fart section was longer and more detailed. There's not a single moment from the show itself, which is frankly weird. I wonder what she's hiding. Maybe it's the half empty venue or the fact that she got heckled. Or maybe it's because she sang "Toxic Gossip Train". She doesn't want to give haters ammo, I guess, after we tore her sex song to shreds. But if I were one of her fans and couldn't make it to the show, I would be really bummed that she shows us absolutely nothing. You would think her fans are more interested in her show than her farts.

They went to a guided tour inside a cave, which actually looks very cool with colorful lights and a waterfall. I must admit I liked this bit. But I do think she could have done a voiceover, instead of talking into the microphone during the guided tour. If she went out more and did this kind of stuff, it would improve her vlogs.

Finally, a clip of her lying in bed with Daisy the cat, who has pretty crusty-looking eyes. Colleen thanks all the lovely and kind people who came to see the show, and also the lovely and kind people watching, who couldn't come to the show. She promises to do more vlogs, and asks people to send questions she can answer. (Is there anything left to ask?) A screenshot of her AS MIRANDA doing a show. She really has learned absolutely nothing.

Saw on TikTok this girl that works at City Winery, she said Colleen opened her show singing Toxic Gossip Train 😶 she also posted the sound check, Colleen was singing as Miranda….. I just can’t even explain how bad it was lol

Do you think any of Colleen’s YouTube friends distanced themselves to protect their image but are actually still friends with her? Tbh I’m kinda surprised jojo stuck around

I don't understand why the people around her didn't tell her

Are we even surprised

I just saw a woman in her 40s or 50s still with a Colleen fan account like oh my god that’s so embarrassing especially at your big age supporting and loving someone like Colleen? she posted a recent m&g pic with her too like yesterday wow

I was late to the Colleen train (not the toxic gossip train lol), but like I didn’t start watching her until she was pregnant with F. I didn’t find her through Miranda or anything, never a major fan but I enjoyed her vlogs. I’ve seen posts recently of her current fans bringing her flowers, saying they are soooo proud of her, saying it’s the best day of their life, literally almost in tears from meeting her. Is this how her fandom used to be back in her prime? Seems like they just feel soooooo connected to her. It makes me think maybe she still has group chats with her fans. And some of these people posting are just in their 20s, yet they post “I’ve waited 15 years for this!” Like wut? How old were you when you started watching?? Just seems so weird to act like you are BFFs with her. IDK I’m just confused by these fans lol.