r/Emojerk

i was making a post and briefly mentioned paramore just to get a pop up saying “a keyword has prevented you from submitting”??😭😭😭 i get they’re probably tired of people arguing about what’s real or fake emo but jesus dude, it’s almost like that sub only wants people to discuss midwest emo and nothing else

i had to google it to figure out that it was what kids who weren't old enough to go to shows when we were a band called the genre of music we played. it sounds more like a sneaker to be honest.

so to respond to your "question." it seems like your timeline is pretty accurate. i used to be "skramz as fuq" and then got older (it's weird that time makes us get older, right. fucking lame) and i gained weight and i'm now pretty comfortable to cuddle with (ie "soft"). it's great. i highly recommend you take this path in life. it's pretty sweet.

if you are really concerned about me, not that a 12 year old can really be concerned about anything, don't be. i'm in a hardcore band called violent bullshit and i just recorded vocals for a 7" with will (orchid guitar player, skramz o.g.). so i guess i would just say "relax." everything is cool. leave people alone and do good stuff. i hope you get old and happy and soft one day.

fuck off,

jayson.

singing about sending a dick pic to someone and when they die you jerk off to their grave so their soul can't rest sounds super emo.

Are we on sixed wave emno yet or huh?

My favorite part of the new evil island song was when John emo said “it’s emo’n time” and emod all over the place.