r/EntitledReviews

I wonder what the other side of that story is . . . The drive distance mentioned is about two hours, and yesterday (when this happened) was July 4th.

I gathered 18 weird and/or entitled reviews from Google. They might not be Arno, Willa, and Shyler, but they certainly make trouble for pizza place workers.

1: First up... I found the anti-COVID crowd again, according to the owner. Splendid. But hey, nice to see an owner snapping back at the entitled idiots and his place is still open.
Thankfully, the rest of my search for pizza reviews was free of these guys.
I cut out some of the owner's response to keep this to a single picture. The rest is below. Extra name redacted.
"MISS ME WITH YOUR ENTITLED BS ANTWAN!
MAYBE [NAME] CAN GIVE YOU A SNUGGIE AND HEAT
YOU UP SOME PIZZA ROLLS WHEN YOU GET BACK
TO THE OFFICE!"

2: Judy changed her mind without explaining why.

3: Just someone leaving silly reviews. Made funny by the canned generic thanks message left by the owner.

4+5: The first of two double features. Luis isn't too good at math and is careless with his and his child's things at a pizza buffet.
I got the prices for this place online, it's $17.31 per adult and $5 for a 4 year old. Add in tax and $240 sounds about right for that number of people. The $100 arcade thing is tax free.
And leaving your stuff behind like that is STUPID. Thieves exist everywhere. Luis is lucky he didn't get the diaper bag and tablet stolen.

6: He's a Level 9 Local Guide. LEVEL 9! I went back and redid my censoring of his info to leave in his review stats.

7: Mark is shocked that some places reject larger bills for a variety of reasons. Ya know, fake bills and the limited amount of change in a drawer being exhausted because someone paid with a 100 dollar bill.

8: Caleb is calling 15 minutes before close. Do you really expect a pizza to be ready in 15 minutes, Caleb?

9: Pete is like Zoidberg and LOVES anchovies. No Anchovies = -4 Stars.

10: The other place has anchovies, Pete wants to return. This concludes the Pete Saga.

11: Kami has about had it, don't talk to him about it. He might send his nephew in, then you'll see the fit.

12: Lisa always calls ahead, just not this time.

13: Nothing too bad here, but if anyone saw my recent gas station review collection, this is the same Colt.

14+15: The second two parter. Take a deep breath, this one is a run-on.
Anthony needs to invest in some periods and spread his exclamation marks around, this is just one big run-on sentence. And what do you mean 'take advantage'? I had to break out extra colors because he kept on mentioning two different employees.
Note: Anthony is not the Anthony who got told off earlier.

16: Lauryn didn't read about the deal properly. The kids eat free thing is one kid 12 or under per paying adult. Also, the children would still be around $2.00 - $4.50 cheaper if they were 12 or under. The place's child price is a base price multiplied by the child's age.
I've been to this place and the husband is at fault. They give you a beeper that goes off when your pizza is ready.

17: Angela, don't you get that places don't want outside drink being brought in due to health code reasons? I don't want to touch you just casually dragging in your clients into this with a 1 Grinch long pole.
Note: 1 Grinch = 39 and a half feet.

18: M can't handle a place serving him pizza on cardboard. I've been to this place, they serve the pizza on a cardboard tray and bring you plates for eating it on. The lack of a metal pan for the pizza doesn't prevent the pizza from being good.

19: Paul needs some grammar lessons. Maybe someone knows some good educational rap songs for him?

20: Io is allergic to everything at a pizza place... Yet they're just fine at Pizza Hut?! Is that you, Shyler?

This review was after a snowstorm this winter that dropped nearly 2 feet of snow and the temps stayed below 20 degrees for over a week.

1: Starting with an anti-mask person complaining about masks.

2: Another anti-mask guy. Think I'll just ignore any more I find so they don't make up most of the reviews. Could have likely had a full 20 reviews with just the mask complainers.

3: Wesley feels entitled to a discount.

4: Jennifer went to a goodwill 5 minutes before closing. What can be expected happened.

5: "They expect children to behave and be quiet in public" Yes.

6: It's ok, but it's dirty and they're mean.