r/FarangsofPattaya

Just finished an extended trip through 🇹🇭 including 1 month in Patts. First time in Ployland was 2011. It's changed a lot over the years, but still great IMO. Just takes more work to get the best out being there.

Had the most fun around LK Metro/Tree Town - Top Gun, Las Vegas (gogo, not bar area), Queen, and the bars along Soi Diana and in Myth complex. Juju and Candy nightclubs were great fun and teeming with FLs.

Soi 6 was good - beach end bars had better vibes. The streaming from bar trend is funny - but good for them makin that extra baht. I generally picked Ploy who picked me, which nearly always transpired to fun banter during drinks and🔥 upstairs - the issue was some rooms are putrid with moldy air, whilst others are sparkling clean, newly renovated with new beds and air con. No way of telling which is which. I kept a list for next time.

Walking St... ummmm what happened? All the gogos had an off vibe (terse, pressurised, gruff, greedy servers) compared to the more chill, friendly LK metro joints, plus talent and venues wasn't necessarily better on WS.

I met some really cool folks out in the field including some Korean dudes who invited me to Panda Club. It's an exclusive East Asian joint. The bouncers outside were cool, but once inside one of the security pounced and nearly teep'd me back out the door. The hateful vitriol spewing from the lady manager as she screamed "get out!" without a word from me was wierd and OTT by Thai standards. Never had that before, 15 years coming to this city or 20 years to 🇹🇭 more broadly, including posh BKK bars. I'm mixed Chinese (and had a healthy tan) which made the experience kinda surreal.... you've been warned friends 😉

Soapies - a mixed bag. Would only recommend Pattaya Vice here. Very impressive lineup, staff and facilities.

Gents Clubs - not a level playing field Heavens Above was very nice, and the owner/manager is making a proper go of it. Kinaree was my fave though - really nice venue, and once staff get to know you (incl spending habits 5555) they make repeat visits very worthwhile (like the Cheers TV show) - not the case for other GCs visited more than once.

TF worked a treat. Met some true gems. I'd just send a message like "Hey, nice smile. I'm in Pattaya at <hotel>. Wanna meet 2000 ST?". 95% replied "yes <whatsapp number>" pretty promtly. Setting things up was easy from there.

Visitor numbers are clearly dwindling. I also visited BKK this trip... at Nana, the BF fee is 700 flat rate + 4k to Ploy across all venues - no funny conditions or min drinks. Also, at one of the beer bars off Bangla in Patong I only had to offer 1k BF and 2K to Ploy (total baddie) for what became an unforgettable LT.... maybe enterprises in Patts need to rethink policies in order to even stay competitive within the country.

Anyway, hope that helps newbies planning their trip, or prompts the veterans to note key places I missed.

As a follow up to this post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Pattaya/s/uuxUuotFPA

Had a really quick three nights in Bangkok and three nights in Pattaya. Met some really interesting people that definitely hit my needs.

In Bangkok:

• Nana Plaza - generally felt like quality of both girls and LBs was not great
• Soi Cowboy - LBs not great, but some beautiful girls there. Too many people taking videos however.
• B52, Nana - very aggressive about pulling you in, there was a 175cm 8 girl last year that has sadly left, the tall ones left are all ladyboys and none especially attractive
• Obsession, Nana - attractive 6-8 LBs, but none were very tall. Again, last year there were a few tall ones, but this bar at least has quality
• Cockatoo, Soi Cowboy - LDs really small, mamasan and the only decent looking 175cm 5 LB really tried to get me to buy more drinks, not a fan. Last year had more attractive LBs too
• Shadow, Soi Cowboy - empty, dead, avoid
• Check In 10 - crashed a birthday party, quite a few fun ones, there were a pair of 173-177cm 7 sisters that were crazy in a good way, had four LBs on me in the main room giving me a shared BJ. Bar fined the two, would recommend again. No pushing of LDs at all.
• Check In 11 - not nearly as fun, far too bright and small, too many guys sitting by themselves drinking
• ThaiFriendly - generally more women and LBs looking for actual relationships, but met a couple of FLs here. One was actually 193cm, but sadly no tits and appeared quite masculine. Still a fun ST, really energetic and exciting to look up at someone that far. Another was a 180cm 8, who was perfect to take to a cocktail bars before ST. Also met a 175cm 8 girl, but we didn’t click at all

Pattaya

• Soi6 - felt fairly low quality, but overall comparable to Nana
• Walking Street - overwhelmed by too many men on the street, and pushy Russian bar promoters.
• Delirious Whiskey Lounge - a few really tall 170-183cm ones, but none attractive. Amazing whiskey selection though
• Katoeys R Us - a few really fun 177-180cm 7/8s were around, super bubbly and energetic. Incredibly cheap too, no pressure for LDs, and another easy decision to barfine a couple
• Peachy Lilys - a few really cute ones, found a shy 175cm 7 with surprisingly good energy to ST and take home
• ThaiFriendly - met an 187cm 5 and a 183cm 7 LB here. Neither were a good fun match, so had a drink with each, gave them 1000 apples and sent them home
• Thai Rose, Soi6 - the one bar on the street with attractive women, a fun experience, not much to say here except slightly on the pricey side for Pattaya
• Beach Road - met an incredible 187cm 9 LB here, but I was so drunk and tired that I just got her WA and went home. This would prove to be a mistake, it turns out I didn’t actually correctly save the scan, and it was my last day. So if anyone sees the super tall LB with giant fake tits and blonde? hair, please get me her number

Overall thoughts:

• BKK is usually known to have slightly higher quality, but the density of gogos and bars and clubs in Pattaya really make it easier to meet and find people you’re into. Especially because clubs in Pattaya allow FLs, while the nicer clubs in BKK dont allow anything (and for some reason are heavily male, if farang focused)
• Pricing is reasonable, Pattaya definitely is cheaper. ST in BKK was 1500-3000, Pattaya 1000-2000. Didn’t bother with LT for such a short trip. LD in BKK still 220, your own drink 120-200. LD in Pattaya 150, own drink 70-100
• LBs are very clingy, I made the mistake of getting a LD for someone too early, and couldn’t switch at at least one bar

Absolutely would do it again, happy pride everyone

From my personal experience, I have found that Thai women are way more attractive than Western women, especially body/figure wise, however they tend to be a little more reserved in the bedroom sexualy.

Most Western girls I have been with, have been much more sexual deviants in the bedroom & will do almost anything.

Maybe I just haven't bumped into the right ploy yet 😅

If you want the craziest sex, I would suggest you meet a White Western girl with Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD)

3 Ladies 19 19 and 22.

I will say was amazing. If you cannot multitask don't recommend. I'm ambidextrous and run my own business. So commands and freely running my hands, tongue, dick and balls around wasn't an absolute task.

1 girl shouted Sue Sue twice. Once half way and another nearing completion. I am no rookie

I said at the start whom ever finishes me off gets the 1k apple tip. One girl gave up

Unfortunately, she was a tad stinky thing and she knew this. I made sure to keep it discreet. She also couldn't take half of what I had to give so she gave up and she became the towel girl and moral support and would wipe me down while the other two were going ham for the prize.

The 22 year old won hands down. Said minimal and got to work. She had end goal in mind

And I told all 3 I loved them the most when the others weren't listening (In thai)

The one who lost was absolutely disappointed and expressed it so

She even look at the other girl expecting to share. She stared back like a rock and said nothing again. She knew she earnt it and the other one was just unlucky.

My Thai is coming along nicely. This assisted greatly

Any questions feel free to ask.

Thanks for listening, sue sue!

Three of my friends - one couple and I am single - are going to Pattaya this month and are looking to book the Unix South Pattaya condominium for 3 nights.

Is it recommended? Please share your thoughts.

Also, what if I want to bring a thai girl over? Is it allowed?