r/FootBallEmergency

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I got these back to back on a refresh pull is this supposed to mean something…

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Is Perry the Platypus his asexuality connected to our radioactiefe communist drinkwater?

Oke we begin by the bananas, this comes later also back, in fact, this is what many things together bring. What is a banana? A banana is a (optional yellow) lightly curved fruit that originates from a bananaplant and origionally from asia. Bananas grow the best in a more tropical enviroment where the temperature not under the ten degrees comes. The overwhelming part of the cultivated bananas exists out of Cavendish-bananas, the ones that we find in the supermarket. There is a debate if a banana to a vegetable or a fruit belongs. According to the horticultural definition is a banana namely a vegetable but the culinary definition is it in europe a fruit. Since we here it eat as a dessert or a inbetween snack. But in other countries it is more often baked and used as a vegetable or even as staplefood. But to which group a banana belongs is maybe not so very relevant since the most important naturally is that a banana radioactive is.

Radioactivity at a banana. The radioactivity of a banana is related to one of the isotopes of potassium 40. K-40 is a unstable isotope, but well one with a pretty long halflife. Towards the billions years, otherwise would the K-40 that originated at creating of the earth already decayed. I can very long talk about the decay process but that is not very relevant for the story. Read the source from the TU but eventually comes the dose down on 1 BED ≈ 0,1 μSv. The BED is literally a abbreviation for Bananaequivalent dose. (This is legit, not self invented look but in the source orz) The Sv stands for sievert, that is the unit of effective dose (E) and equivalent dose (H). So Joule per kilogram. So 0,1μSv is very little. But not nothing. But how much is too much? from 2Sv you get sick, but survive. 4Sv is the radiation deadly but with the right treatment can you still survive but at 8Sv shall she anyway die and can nothing anymore save you. So for a certain death you need 8 000 000 bananas, because 0,1μSv = 0,000 001Sv so 8/0,000001=8000000. (this is correct, trust)

After this issue handled to have with john (in current moment in timeline BoorA) came we on multiple questions, among which if eating bananas you radioactive could make. Like how many bananas you must eat before you glow in the dark can be. This question was also asked by Commodo in 2011. This question has still not a clear answer of how many bananas you for it must eat. Another question was how it then sat with the potatoes, also well a much occurring insult. Potato. A potato is worldwide the 4th most important crop. You know probably well how a potato looks so I go not too much effort do that explain. By to the nightshade belonging is he also family with other plants such as tomatoes, bell peppers or tobacco. When john (BoorA) googled (credits to him because otherwise were we never at this yap ended) about if potatoes radioactive were and how much, landed we at drinkwater. Drinkwater is so apparently also radioactive. “Drinking water isn’t pure H2O. Your radiation dose varies according to the water source, On average, expect to pick up about 0.17 pCi/gram from radium-226.” Now can this pretty irrelevant seem if you it seperate look at. Because there are actually very very many things that radioactive are that we more often eat. Such as for example the favorite food of Sourbugz,Pindabutter. (For 1 very specific person: poopoohead) Sourbugz is a femboy, this is a short route to radioactivity connect to femboys. But a too boring way since I not really something can prove because he a american is and those are not a good frame of reference. Entirely sourbugz not. But remember on a way that this related is to femboys so there I go still a time on backcome. So we go back to the drinkwater. Drinkwater, like Freek Vonk it out would explain: “Drinkwater can you recognize at that it water is that you drink.” I am it here with agree. But I am also aware that it not correct because other water what no drinkwater is can you also drink. Herewith can we conclude that Freek Vonk no biologist is. Or this impact has on BoorF know I not because I remember me the last time that I with him have talked not. Let stand if I ever with him have talked. If the biologist boor no official biologist is has that influence on ale other boren that biology have? This brought a conversation with yukteshwar on from which we concluded that drinkwater colorless is because groundwater orange is and the other green and that that eachother out cancels to colorless. But ach, according to this source get you 0.17 pCi per gram radium-226 inside, everything till 5pCi per Liter is safe. 0.17pCi/g = 0,00017pCi/kg = 0,00017pCi/L. So if you 29411.7 liter water drink can you trouble get from the radiation, this is thus no recommendation. Aslong you not more than this drink is it not dangerous, but you shall it never know. (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIHMRM7xNqe/ since I assume that nobody him knows.) But the most important from this drinkwater is that you must know that this water is used for the bananas.

But missgirll, why the fuck is this pCi junk relevant? Well best reader, since pCi exact the same is as PCI and the PCI is the Partito Comunista Italiano. And what is that? The communist party of Italy. Everything is connected to communism, always, because everything is political, and all politics is communist or anti communist. Or ig something inbetween. The PCI existed between 21 january 1921 and 3 february 1991. During the second worldwar were many communists into the resistance gone. The PCI is yearslang the biggest communist party in a democratic country ever been. And this is thus why the water communist is. And because the water communist is are the bananas also communist. But what is then really the impact of the communism in the bananas. Because communism has a huge history. Not even only history, it is still active busy.there are now 5 countries that still under the communist regime. China (founded in 1949), Cuba (founded in 1902), Vietnam (founded in 1945), Laos (founded in 1949) and obviously the perfect North Korea. Communism means that everyone equal is. The factories are from nobody and you have no private possessions as owner of a factory and the profit gets equal divided. (by the government, that arranges everything) But why claim some that communism not works? Because some people not for a difficult job choose if they equally much earn with a easy one. And the government oversees everything so a wrong person and it would not anymore work. But that is all propaganda from the democrats and we as real loyal communists must there not in believe, besides exists democracy not even because if everyone may choose who they as president have gets the one chosen that says what the people wants instead of realistic achievable is and also really does. Herethrough gets often the wrong teacher chosen and gives everyone eachother the blame. While at communism everyone equal is. But what is equal now? Earn you then equally much as starbucks employee as at a brain surgeon or is it more that the votingrights equal are? Is it to prevent that a group the leadership has? What if a someone the leadership has? Then is there only one plumber in the entire country and that seems me terrible, the result is then that everyone it self learns to do but they come not at the pipes because those the plumber has. The plumber must it then fair distribute but then gets someone with a working faucet equally much as the one from who the faucet exploded is. How even explodes a faucet. Man idk.
Anyhow that completely aside, hamburgers. The communism makes sure that everyone a equally big chance gets in life and I think that it well should could work. However I know not how they it are going to do with distributing of jobs. Because for a more difficult job want you a bigger reward but that gives inequality but without bigger rewards would nobody the more difficult job want. Maybe some, the cannibals would well surgeon want become. Now could you a system have where you at birth already a job assigned get but that seems me also not so very smart on a way. What well good is at communism is the idea. But everyone who something further thinks has unfortunately already quickly through that it also the idea is what good is and that it maybe but better a idea can stay. Unless you such much propaganda make that more working fun is and the babies from birth wise makes. That would a fun social experiment be. Children let think that it fun is instead of needed. If that so is would it could work. Then can birth assigned job also fun be and then can you the children all from birth everything let do in that direction. If it now really works know I not because there are also people who after a doctor study still decide that they artist want become. You know it thus never certain.

A country that communist is and known stands as manipulative brainwashing is China. I know not what the difference is between China and people’s republic China, so get you just china. China the country of the walls, the great inspiration for Donald Trump (or donald dunk) of complete power from government and suppression of the people and the walls. The people gets monitored for everything and everything is focused on as high possible perform to make people proud. So communist, I would it not recognized have I thought honestly said that it complete dictatorship was. According to google is it officially still a communist country but actually already long not anymore. But communism is communism so really what must someone also else want at it yknow. Oke so apart from Chinas beautiful example is there a small probleempje, China needs sun for the bananas because those also communist are. Japan, the country of the rising sun and the anime and eh jpop orsomething I know not. No idea aslong you no attention gives to the enormously unhealthy workculture and the warcrimes. Look to fanservice and listen but to media how japan amazing example is for everything. yep. But meanwhile has Japan the sun closed. Japan, the country of the rising sun has the sun kidnapped, probably with the shrinkgun from Gru, probably to him use for own banana cultivation for the minions. But where is the sun then now for needed? Well not the bananas for the minions but the communist bananas. And those via the flying drone packages over the world distribute. You can the communist bananas not only grow with the communist water and without the communist water can you not the communist bananas cultivate and without communist bananas then collapses the entire market.

Oke missgirll what in the trippi troppi do you mean with the market? With the market refer I to the underground tunnels that used are to communist bananas trade. The communist underground tunnels. A example of the group that use makes of the communist underground tunnels is the NCPN. Also well known as the new communist party netherlands. It is a pretty new party since that one only founded in 1992, what thus after the prime was of the real communist parties that their tunnels had constructed between 1967 and 1971. (here somewhere the 2000 words) Still is it a very good party, they use the bananas namely for recipes such as among other the NCPN curry, unfortunately am I the link to this source lost, sorry. Tiny bit background information for why the NCPN not anymore the communist tunnels uses but use wants make from the communist flying chinese drones. The NCPN is not a fullworthy communist party, they are a little too equal as the rest. Their headquarters sits on a shop place underaan a rowhouse and the people that at it participate are very normal and equal and take not the lead. Therefore is it a enormous non corrupt communist party and is it thus not a good communist party. The real communist parties want the NCPN not erbij have in the tunnels. But those tunnels, (now begin we in the neighborhood come from the endgoal) The tunnels that were made around 1967 is what gets used for the cultivating of bananas. But how exactly cultivate they then bananas without the sun because japan that perse had to boycott. Boycott is such weird word I use it very often but I know still not the official meaning. I know only the dolphin girl. Well, this is where Bloons TD into action comes. BloonsTD, the game of the monkeys and the balloons. Made in 2007 with even 12 games released that active played get by many active communist banana lovers (and boring normal gamers). But more important than all these details: the banana farm. The bananafarm can in every map bananas grow including maps with lava or where it obviously underground is or in the night. Still can the banana farm here bananas grow what indicates that the banana farm no light needed has. This is exactly why it good works in the underground communist tunnels and how the communism itself secretly spreads and people influences. But what especially special is about these tunnels is how it from Disney is. Disney has also underground tunnels and those are connected with the communist tunnels. This was done by employees from disney, therefore that Walt disney tried all communist employees weg to get because he knew that if the communism too strong would become through the tunnels and the communist bananas. What a danger would be for his company that worked on capitalism. The long workdays and low wages all for the myth of a fairytale. To against communism go wanted walt as much possible unique characters make that not equal are. A example from this is very many characters part of the lgbtq+ make. A example from this is that davinci gay is.

But a much better example and the thing where this all turns around. Perry the Platypus is Asexual. I have then well never Phineas and Ferb watched and know it lowk only from the memes. But that is with many things so go I it not influence let have on my yap. Bad luck. You get no information about the show. But good, we already knew via sourburgz that radioactivity connected was with lgbtq since he not only a femboy is but also gay identifies. (what he really believes, reality is little more complex lol.) So that the workers of Disney via the tunnels also radioactive communist bananas got explains why that on a way also effect had. So not only had they from disney more diverse characters make to the communism fight but exactly through those communist radioactive bananas got they tendency to the lgbtq+ corner. Therefore is Perry the Platypus his asexuality connected to our radioactive communist bananas 🐟🍌☢️⚒️

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