Im boutta blow my shit smoove off

Im boutta blow my shit smoove off

Life's been going like shit lately im telling you bro. I've moved like 20 days ago for this new school and all that jazz and oh my fucking god there's so much shit piling up on me its crazy its like im that one dude that used to get into people's septic tanks and take a dip in them but its like their forcing me to do it. No prize of like a million dollars or anything im just being forced to take a shit bath

Also I've still haven't found any friends and school goes on till sun starts dipping and im too exhausted to go outside or do anything for that matter I just go home and take a whole day nap. I thought I would maybe pick up guitar this year but I just keep procrastinating it over and over so much im sure i'll never touch that thing again at this point.

I've got absolutely nothing to play either my steam library is drier than the Sahara desert its all either squad or insurgency sandstorm and or rare occasions tf2 and its all shit. I get home from excruciating long days and then I go through the depths of hell that is insurgency sandstorm pvp. I'd rather jack off with sandpaper than play that shit like oh my god all that happens in PvP is you get killed by a 21 year old jobless cunt that camps in one spot with a lmg laying down and calls you all the slurs in the book. Like okay lad how about you log off and go back to sucking your moms nipples you worthless piece of shit

Im just a bald fatass with no hobbies and no defining qualities or anything to live for. All my grades are beyond ass and I genuinely cant do this shit anymore I live in hatred

u/erm_what_the_flip — 10 days ago

really shitty rendition of my dream about CS yesterday

https://preview.redd.it/y42wde9w4t9h1.png?width=1121&format=png&auto=webp&s=48f906e5bb1787dc4a143a37dd1620f3d28e5aaf

Yesterday i saw this really fucked up dream about cruelty squad, all i remember that there was some new mission or some shit along with an implant. the mission went in japan (for whatever reason) and the said implant worked like this: it was a cube that you threw up in the air if you pressed the tetriary weapon button and it sorta just floated up. also looked close to the bouncy castle if it was way thinner and less detailed. if you shot the core the cube would explode to toxic gas that worked just like the one in game and also had like a 50/50 chance to play a cinematic of you shooting it for some reason and if you got into the said gas instead of it functioning like normal you would instead get a text on the top right of the screen along the lines of "you feel your organs melting" before exploding and getting gibbed

for the part of the gun and level, the level looked close to the interior of the ship in seaside shock, i also remember some sort of room that was fully black on the inside along with the door being fully black too. you could barely tell anything and there was some gun on a table that was a very fucked up looking mix of an an94 and sks along with some white highlights and for what i know the weapon just functioned like the zkz but with a double round burst and still retained the 10 rounds

moral of the story is dont play too much cruelty squad it gets to you

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u/erm_what_the_flip — 4 months ago

My reviews on this game

(Image unrelated, as ever)

After a good amount of playing this game I can say that the community is ass just absolute fucking hot garbage and is full of 20-30 year old chuds that dont leave their moms basement and also have pretty ass humor as a cherry on top

Everytime I log into versus I get fucked in angles I have never known I could be fucked in (skill issue on my part) and then called slurs which I've heard fairly enough in cs2,

The gunplay though is fucking perfect and the game is definitely better from most things I played and is a very good detox from the demonic game known as hell let loose which is great because I'm stuck to that game like a fent addict

The maps and quick paced gameplay is a pretty nice selling point too being a former csgo and cod player it just feels like a more realistic cod lobby but your playing with racist manchilds instead of racist and homophobic 14 year olds

I also love the character customization for the most part, if only half of the fucking cosmetics weren't paid for I would've just drooled all over my computer when I opened the game and forgot about everything else, also I love the russian voicelines

So in the end its a pretty good game other than the community, definitely would wait for discounts instead of paying 20 dabloons for the game, and I also wouldn't play it after a bad day or anything as such.. still great game

u/erm_what_the_flip — 5 months ago