r/GothamCityRP_

I've been struggling to find a job ever since I moved here, I'm not picky, I just don't really enjoy freelance work all that much.

After being apprehended by Batman and Nightlight, he was shivved in prison and bled out. To be honest, I'd been planning on leaving the gang for a while.

John was a murderer who usurped our original leader, and our original leader went from "Lets do soap themed heists" to "THIS IS BUT A STEPPING SOAPSTONE TO WORLD DOMINATION!"

However, the guys asked me to rejoin the gang as it's leader. Which I guess makes me the.... fourth Soap Swindler? Yeah, there was a lesser known Soap Swindler before the one everybody knows. Go figure.

I'll be returning this gang to its roots of ridiculous, soap-themed heists so look forward to it. Unless you're a wealthy person with easily stolen valuables. In which case I'd buy insurance, cause your soap is about to get swindled.... well, actually your valuables are.

I'll work on the catchphrase.

Well, that's it. I just finished school and I was accepted into the engineering faculty of Gotham University, I had doubts about how to pay for it but I applied for the Wayne-Enterprises scholarship and got it. It's a big opportunity to waste it, some friends told me it wasn't a good idea due to all the stuff going on in the city, but my parents were very supportive and offered to help me pay rent until I get on my feet.

So, does anyone have any tips to give me? What is a good area to live in, what things I am not recommended to do, what to do in case I find myself in the middle of an attack by someone like the Joker, etc.

Thank you in advance.

(OOC: English is not my native language, I apologize for any spelling or grammar mistakes).

I’m the vigilante nightlight

I've got some time while I wait for the police to cut power to the building and run right into the traps I've prepared. Well, traps the boss prepared. Tragic really. I thought things would be back to the good old days when I hid his MHD meds (I think it stands for Malovent Hype Conduct Disorder or something like that).

But he kept having these moments of doubt where he suddenly didn't want to be the Soap Swinder anymore. Maybe it was for the best that stepped on that soap that I didn't intentionally leave in his path, fell down the stairs, and accidentally bonked his head on my crowbar multiple times.

But enough about the past! Soon everyone will know the name of John Itor, the third Soap Swindler!

I genuinely don't understand why everyone has such a problem with the Manhunters.

Here at Dewey, Cheatum & Howe, a perfectly legitimate private equity firm, we have one on staff. He's our Compliance Officer.

Granted, he hasn't had a software update in approximately 8,000 years. His battery is basically decorative at this point. He freezes up several times a day. Sometimes he'll be halfway through explaining securities regulations and just stand there silently for six minutes.

But he's still an excellent employee. He arrives on time. He never takes vacation. He has never asked for a raise. He doesn't participate in office gossip. He doesn't eat the last donut.

He once spent an entire afternoon staring at the copier because he apparently believed it was violating intergalactic printing regulations. Yes, he occasionally locks up and requires someone to hit him with a stapler. But when he finally finishes processing a compliance report, it is extremely thorough.

Turns out it was just a giant bat human monster man