u/AutumnsFall101

It was so peak.

Imagine taking those myths/conspiracy theories around Gotham about some guy dressed up in a Bat Costume and combining it with stories about the Midwest BOS to create sheer aura.

Defending Tribals in Northern Nevada/South Oregon

Killing twenty Deathclaws with nothing but a 14mm Sniper Rifle and a knife.

Making the Courier recognize all the violence between NCR and Legion is for nothing as it is nothing than attempts at reviving dead empires instead of accepting that death and rebirth in all things.

Creating a community of Outland’s Pride where outcasts from all walks of life can live in peace.

Dies protecting this community from a combined assault from either the Legion of NCR depending on what ending you chose and if you fight alongside him with his last breath asks you to take his armor and continue his memory.

Rarely do I call a DLC perfect. But this is it. If only a guy like this was real and not the collective fever dream of Gothamites high off their gourd.

Love Obsidian for having this little reference to the Bat back when everyone at first thought he was wearing some kind of mech suit.

We at LuthorCorp are proud to announce a new show that will explore the dark seedy world of Garth Ennis and how the so called “heroes” of our world are not who they say they are. Starring Tom Holland as Chippy. We are excited to show people a vision of the true horrors real sidekicks are victim to.

Available to all users of LexFlix+.

To members of the Luthor Corp family,

As you know, we had plans this week to allow Miss Lindsey May to host a bake-sale in order to help finance her granddaughter’s cancer treatment this Thursday and Friday. However be advised that this has been canceled due to the choice of bake goods that show support for two international terrorists.

Among her baked goods are so called “Superman Swirl cookies” and “Hawkaroo Cookies”. We find the act of supporting an other worldly conqueror and a woman who murdered a sitting president in cold blood most distasteful. While we at Luthor Corp attempted to communicate with her to halt the sale of these baked goor, she recused to comply citing that they were “best sellers at her church’s potlucks”.

Thus we had no choice but to allow Miss May to continue her journey in life and to find other opportunities. We wish her the best and we will try to give constructive feedback in all her future endeavors. We at Luthor Corp care deeply about making sure we put our values first. We cannot jeopardize those values in any way. How will our customers see us if we were to walk around with armbands with hammers and sickles?

We wish all Luthor Corp employees both current and past, a relaxing and happy weekend!

[OOC: Imagine this as a subreddit for Gotham’s richest socialites]

Yep. It’s me. John “Jay D” Digby Jr. I qm sure you are hearing the story in all of Gotham’s finest tabloids about how the CEO of Ace Chemicals said that Wayne slept with an escort and was now raising his bastard.

In my defense I drank like 3-5 bottles of Champagne and a couple of Pina Coladas during my ride on Wayne’s yacht. I was stumbling around because like half the yacht is “off limits” for some reason (sidenote anyone know who that girl in bondage gear is? I think it was bondage gear on the 4th floor. She was covered in like leather or like latex or something Again, like blackout drunk). Wayne really needs to put up directions on it (the yacht not the girl).

But I am not taking shit for something we all know in private. Wayne went away during his college years to “find himself”. Goes to Asia and then a decade or so later a son pops up on his doorstep. Like, I know a bunch of guys who went on vacations to Thailand, Vietnam, etc to “meet the locals” and to “take in the culture”. There is no shame in making some mess, it’s more that Wayne should have been more careful to cover his tracks or bribed by baby momma to keep quiet. I had no idea that his kid was right next to me. Fuck me for being a sloppy drunk I guess.

I am writing this as I wait for Wayne to retaliate. You know how Wayne is. Despite the playboy shit, when it comes to brass tacks he moves in silence. He may try to pull a hostile takeover of Ace. Maybe he might pressure allies of him to stop working with me. Who knows. Got to take it one day at a time.

Also none of this leaves this sub. I don’t want Tom, Dick and Harry seeing what I wrote.

I work for Spectrum Studios. Recently I’ve been looking through the vault of backlog we had. Found this really interesting pilot for a show about a New Jersey mobster. I guess they decided to can it because the Waynes were killed by the mob (allegedly) a bit before it came out.

Link for the opening scene of the pilot.

You think this pilot had legs?

To keep it short. I (M61) am a small time gangster who used work for the Falcones before it all went to shit. I have a small crew of guys, we call ourselves the Clovers. I am explaining all this so you have some context.

I had plans to rob the Gotham Museum of Fine Arts. It was going swimmingly. Gabriel “Grasshopper” Reginno cut the security system. Bill “the Bullet” Schuster was making the rich people at the auction hand over their wallets (he even emptied Bruce Wayne’s pockets), and I was moving some big statues thanks to a prototype mech suit my boy Weasel “borrowed”.

Now in comes this woman. She’s part of this group of muties who call themselves the “Pretty Princess Patrol”. They are a group of capes who enjoy their Chinese ani-mays a little too much. This lovely lady is Pretty Princess Leo. She goes on a 5 minute monologue about how she is destined to protect the people of the world in the name of the “Lady of Pretty Paradise” or some shit.

She takes out Bill, Desmond “Dez” Hanncock and Terrence “Terror Terry” Boulegard and couple other guys. Now. Here’s my problem. I am a bit of a “large man”. I am also old. I am also a smoker. This is not good for my heart. 3 minutes into our fight, I am on the floor, she pulls me out and lays her hand on me and says and I quote “Pretty Princess Purify”.

Thankfully I was able to get out thanks to Gabe setting off some smoke alarms. Now the problem came when my doctor “Doc” checked up on me.

1. My heart is gone. Like straight up gone. It’s been replaced with this like pink plant thing that mimics a human heart. Also I now bleed pink biodegradable glitter.

2. My Kidney is gone. Also replace with a magic plant. My piss now smells like Lavender.

So I am attempting to contact Boy Wonder about this. I want the woman who stole my organs captured and then returned to me. This being Gotham I would not be shocked if she is planning to sell them on the Black Market.

This is a photo of her from her Instagram account.

I am willing to pay you $10,000 for both organs’ safe return.

I do not want to explain to my wife why I bleed pink.

So I(M61) am a former made man of the Falcones. I’ve been around the block when it comes to capes. It seems like every month some new freak comes along and ruins my day. But my main issue these days is that capes do not show self respect and by extension respect to me in your costume.

To give an example. Today me and my crew were robbing a small jewelry store in Gotham’s China Town. Us mobsters aren’t as big players as we used to be, but make ends meet. In comes this girl. She calls herself “Pretty Princess Pisces”. In the middle of us telling to her politely to “fuck off and mind her own business”, she says and I quote“In the name of stars, we shall reveal who we are” She has this whole “transformation montage” I guess is the best way to describe it where she transforms to be wearing this fucking eyesore of a costume. We tried shooting her. Didn’t do shit. Lets just say half my crew are now OoA becaue of “pretty princess pulses” and “celestial crossbow bolts” and “solar sword” wounds.

I am sure she is a nice enough kid. But I cannot take her seriously. She could have themed herself around ANYTHING and chose those Chinese cartoons. Back in the day people kept it simply. Usually kept it to one or two colors. For those old heads we had a guy called “The Fixer” who I think is a great contrast. Simple costume and his whole gimmick is “I hate muslims and criminals deserve to put down like rabid dogs”. I don’t agree with these sentiments, mind you. But at least it’s simple I can look myself in the mirror when I get my ass kicked by “The Fixer” and not “Pretty Princess Pisces” who according to a Google search spends more time taking photos of herself than fighting crime.

Can anyone relate to having a “nemesis” who are “cringe” (think that’s how you say it) due to their persona?

Real classy Redhood.

Real fucking classy.

The Wayne Foundation decides to fix up the park in Park Row and even dedicate a nice statue. Two grandparents with their would be grandson. It’s very cute and very wholesome considering the tragedies they were born from.

But Park Row is just fundamentally not allowed to have nice things. So Redhoe decides to throw red paint on it today as well before STEALING THE WHOLE JASON TODD STATUE. What for? Who the hell knows.

He then has the gall to post this on his Twitter talking about if the statue would look cool above his fireplace.

I do not get anyone who looks up to this piece of shit. I hope Batman throws you into a vat of acid again.