u/AutumnsFall101

To the people of Park Row. I am deeply sorry for my conduct this evening. While, the Mossburg 500 I had brought me was not actually loaded (I had stuffed it with marshmallows in my manic state), I likely still traumatized the patrons of the restaurant. I did not mean anything of political intent when I called the patrons, many of whom being people of color “hellspawn”. Racism has no place in my heart or at Schmidt Steel Industries. This was a manic/religious psychosis state brought upon a misguided attempt to become immune to the various chemical agents common to Gotham City (in this case being fear toxin). But I am again, very sorry for my conduct.

I would also like to thank Gotham’s “Robin” for tackling me to the ground and administrating to me some antidote to the fear toxin in my system.

I am not a criminal. I have no intention of hurting or harming anyone. I do not have any desire to threaten the lives of anyone or anything.

As a way to apologize for my conduct. I will be donating $150,000 to the Park Row Children’s Fund. While I cannot fix broken trust in one night, I hope this can be a stepping stone to make amends on behalf of myself and Schmidt Steel.

I am more than willing to take questions and concerns at this time.

Yours,

CEO of Schmidt Steel, Karl J. Schmidt Jr.

OOC: Imagine this is a subreddit for Gotham’s rich and influential.

Hello GF!

My name is Karl Schmidt (M47), owner of Schmidt Steel from Cleveland.

So I am traveling to Gotham to meet up with Wayne during his big Charity Ball to talk about some proposals. But I am clearly not from Gotham. I wanted to be prepared for anything.

So this week I bought some fear toxin pills from the internet. I have no clue if they are from the Halloween guy or if they are like bootleg. I got it from a guy who knows a guy in Metropolis.

I took about 3 20mg pills with my morning coffee. My hope is to microdose myself so I have some degree of immunity to the various chemical the weirdos of Gotham use.

But the event is tonight.

So, like how long do the effects of fear toxin last in small doses and like will people know?

Thanks,

Karl

Mine had to be a cringy as fuck rap battle from the 1989 commercial. It was bad that it rapped back around to being good.

Hey. It’s me. The Merc holding the Wayne kids hostage.

Things are quickly going to shit.

Here is a photo taken by my friend Ryan (unless it was Nightwing) before he went dark.

Like dozens of those rich kids have been freed by the bats. They are closing in.

I think boss should cut his losses just negotiate for the Wayne kids and fly us to Mexico.

Not only is the electricity in this shitty warehouse always on a fritz. Now I am stuck baby sitting the cameras as they are constantly either down or glitching out.

So I have few questions.

1. Do I have ANY chance of killing a Bat with a Glock?

2. How accurate are the Bats if I do the whole “take a step closer and I blow the Kid’s shit off” routine?

3. What are my chances of taking em by surprise?

4. To others who have kidnapped the Waynes, does Damian have a tendency to “vanish sometimes” in the words of Tim?

Thanks and god bless.

I remember when we did that raid on his little Chateu and we found Robin standing over him. Zucco was all tied up. The man was shaking like a wounded dog. Never seen a grown man as terrified in my life. We didn’t know Robin at the time was working for the Bat and he wasn’t with Boy Wonder.

I never found out what exactly he did or told Zucco that made him so terrified.

First. On behalf of Commissioner Gordon and all of GCPD. I would like to apologize to Ms. Cassandra Cain and the members of the women’s self defense program going by the name the “Women’s Crime Fighters Club”. I was unaware of the nature of this organization and the fact that Ms. Cain had in fact gotten proper paperwork regarding her self defense classes for the women of this great city.

Second. We would like to warn citizens that a Hyena owned by Mrs. Harleen Quinzel (aka Harley Quinn) and her roommate Pamela Isley (aka Poison Ivy) has escaped their studio apartment on the East End. Despite what Mrs. Quinzel would like to state on Twitter, a Hyena is a wild animal and consider dangerous. We and Gotham’s Animal Control will be cooperating on the capture and relocation of this wild animal.

The Hyena answers to the name of Lou. It was least seen wearing a pink spiked collar. It is said to “enjoy Pizza and scratches behind the ear”. Despite what others may say. It is a wild animal and should be avoided if humanly possible. We will be attempting to avoid harming the animal if possible. But for your safety, avoid Lou at all cost.

This is GCPD, signing off.

Hello Gotham. My name is Officer Frankie Heyward. A transfer from Detroit to Gotham. I want to make a very important public service announcement.

First. Many of the abandoned buildings in Gotham have not been maintained and inspected. As a result anyone inside these places (such as doing urban exploration) is at risk of injury or death.

This evening alone, I investigated the abandoned warehouse for Dillbert’s Doughnuts after a noise complaint and found over twenty girls getting into fist fights.

Which gets me into my second point. I do not care what Batman has gotten into many kids heads. You should not be going out in the middle of the night to create a “women’s crime fighter club” as the women pictures eating the long expired doughnuts tried arguing as I marched them into a paddy wagon. Leave crime fighting to the people paid to fight bad guys or Batman. These girls are currently facing down fines for trespassing and forming an illegal fight club.

If you wanna learn to fight. Join a gym.

This is GCPD Officer Heyward. Signing off!

OOC: Pretend the 2nd Image is a photo of Cass.

WE WERE GONNA HAVE NICE CONDOS, A MEGA MALL AND THE WORLD’S LARGEST BARCADE!

OOC: Just using Goggins as a stand in for Dagget.

Everything.

They know everything.

They know about the parties.

They know about the Court.

They know about the secret islands.

They used me to get to you. To know how it operates. To know the shit that happens behind closed doors. She used that rope on me. I spilled.

Ace Chemicals will be ruined.

Our family will be ruined.

You need to get out of the country while you still can.

Hell’s coming.

They are coming.

“Oh. Well you were going to run over children walking home from elementary school. So I had to derail the-“

ITS A FUCKING HELLCAT!

DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THIS FUCKING THING IS?

FUCK ME I GUESS FOR NOT KNOWING MR. PSYCHOPATH WAS WORKING WITH CHUCKLEFUCKS TO LET OUT EVERYONE FROM BLACKGATE AND ARKHAM. FUCK ME I GUESS FOR NOT KNOWING HE WAS ONE OF THOSE FUCKING TELEPATHS WHO CONTROLLED PEOPLE! FUCK ME I GUESS FOR LETING HIM CONTROL MY MIND.

MY DAD IS GOING TO KILL ME.

I AM CHESTER DIGBY DAMN IT!

DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM?

I AM GOING TO RUN ACE FUCKING CHEMICALS SOMEDAY!

YOU THINK YOU ARE HOT SHIT BECAUSE YOU SUCKER PUNCHED TOP G?

I AM GOING TO SUE YOU INTO OBLIVION!

COUNT YOUR DAYS!

TW: Politically Incorrect Language and defending a terrible real person

Good News: I got a Tommy Gun.

Bad News: Bryan, Jake, DeShawn, Terry and Lukas are in jail.

So Boy Wonder with the sword and the gay bot caught us lacking. They threw like smoke grenades and flashbangs. They snatched up Jake while we were confused. I think the gay one snapped Terry’s leg with that like big stick he was swinging. Dude like I had a Glock with a switch on it. It fucking bounced off him and hit DeShawn in the chest. Sorry DeShawn.

Thankfully I was able to hide at the apartment my Dad helps me rent. Thanks Pops. I laid low and now I am going to spend my weekend protesting a political prisoner.

Top G!

Our boy Andrew is being locked up because he “allegedly” kidnapped some people. Really it’s because he escaped the Matrix bro. It’s bullshit bro.

Me and some bros are gonna try and get him out Blackgate. We even got some metahuman to help us. He’s called Dr. Psycho. He’s kind of a low T manlet, but he can do mindshit. He’s almost as cool as Top G.

Anyways, wish me luck!

P.S Can anyone explain how the furries are tracking me? How did they know I was going to that gunshop?

TW: Very Politically Incorrect Language, dipshittery and zoomerisms/appropriated AAVE.

Sup. My name is Chet. I’m 22. I grew up in Miami but my bitch Dad made me move to this gay ass city to study at Gotham State. I had a sports scholarship but some bitch named Tamia El Gaul or whatevs became a total narc because she was mad jelly of all the poon was getting. So now I’m off the team. Bunch of gaywads anyways.

So like…I had an idea last night.

I know Krav Maga.

I have business experience from my Dad’s company.

I’m 6’1 and a HVM.

I should start my own gang.

Like I have no idea what I’m gonna be called but I have a Rooster Mask I “borrowed” from a Spirit Halloween. I am looking mad cute. No cap.

Me and a couple buddies from Miami are already in. We sold grass clippings and oregano to some middle schoolers at Gotham Academy. Daniel or whatever Wayne’s little jihadi was called bought some. Lol.

But I plan on hitting the gunshop on 8th St tonight to steal some Tommy Guns. I wanna be a real OG, slime. Moving like an invasive species fr fr.

If you wanna contact me. Hit me up in the DMS. I finna take Gotham by storm. Otherwise hit up the alpha in the Red Hellcat.