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Real estate developer Crawford Chudwell was rushed to the emergency room last night after consuming a dozen Joker Tacos at Pescado Tacos. Crawford Chudwell died this morning in intensive care. Gotham FSIS(Food Safety and Inspection Service) warns non-East End residents to eat Joker fish in moderation until their bodies adapt to the East End water. *Newscaster drinks a translucent glass of water with some black flakes. Refreshing.

In related news, protesters are thrilled as talks of turning an abandoned button factory into luxury apartments have ended. We asked East End residents for their thoughts on the recent set of events.

I think it's great! I live in that factory and would have been out on the streets, not to mention I would have had to find new Heroin a dealer - Roshan Robles

What a bitch! Last week we threw a taco party for some prospective new members, and one of them ended up in a coma. Turns out he was DEA. If you want to know who really is from East End, just take them out for tacos.- Zip(Rat Member)

Yuppie F#&k got what was coming to him. Thinking he could come to the East End and throw his money around like he owns the place. I'm a small business owner who would have been displaced by these apartment buildings. I don't have the kind of girls in my stable for that kind of clientele. I sell services to working people like longshoremen, not fancy folks. - Frankie Galloway

Ahmed Ali councilor for Gotham East End

About a month ago, work began on cleaning up and renovating The Cool Zone,a former child's amusement area,music venue and eating area attached to the larger Fun Zone,a former funfair and amusement park that may or may not be council property. [ The legal team involved seem to have left ownership very vague.]

In any case, the Fun Zone is a no go area inhabited by homeless street gangs and criminals,presently being assisted by Deacon Blackfire and not part of the programme.

The first weekend disturbed thousands of rats!

Some of these entered residential homes.

One such; Mathew Baker, reported this to the council and was supplied with poisons and traps.

Having heard nothing from him for a week, and knowing him disabled we called on him this morning.

His door was forced,but showed ratholes.

Inside we found about twenty dead rats,lots of droppings,and a mostly devoured corpse!

I admit to being sick,( outside so as not to contaminate the scene!)

On the wall, in blood were the words " Leave The Rats Alone! Ratcatcher!"

There were NO rats in the house!

All evidence points to rat infestation up to perhaps yesterday 3rd October.

But now, not one!

We contacted Central, but Pied Piper is in jail.

Someone,presumably this " Ratcatcher" has somehow removed all the rats!

This is a most distressing situation!

There may be a metahuman with control over rats and no regard for human life!

Has anyone else experienced organised rat activity!?

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[r/EastEndChronicle] Real estate developer dead, after eating a dozen Joker Tacos.

Riverside resident eaten by rats!