I mean, she's gorgeous, I even broke up with my girlfriend because I kept thinking about her. Does anyone know if there's a way I can talk to her? I really wish she'd at least give me a chance
He probed me when I was walking home from the bar!!! The monster took me back to his spaceship and did all sorts of things to me that bring me to tears thinking about them. He's also been probing my wife; I keep finding his underwear around the house, and he's been drinking my milk!!!
I heard somewhere that he's weak to lead, so I've been putting the stuff in my milk. It must have pissed him off that he couldn't enjoy my milk after probing my wife, because he took it out on my best friend by poisoning him.
We need to stop this monster!!! I saw on the news he has some lair in the Arctic, probaly were he likes to probe his victims.
The details of the death are still unclear, but it appears to be a third-degree burn
It was so peak.
Imagine taking those myths/conspiracy theories around Gotham about some guy dressed up in a Bat Costume and combining it with stories about the Midwest BOS to create sheer aura.
Defending Tribals in Northern Nevada/South Oregon
Killing twenty Deathclaws with nothing but a 14mm Sniper Rifle and a knife.
Making the Courier recognize all the violence between NCR and Legion is for nothing as it is nothing than attempts at reviving dead empires instead of accepting that death and rebirth in all things.
Creating a community of Outland’s Pride where outcasts from all walks of life can live in peace.
Dies protecting this community from a combined assault from either the Legion of NCR depending on what ending you chose and if you fight alongside him with his last breath asks you to take his armor and continue his memory.
Rarely do I call a DLC perfect. But this is it. If only a guy like this was real and not the collective fever dream of Gothamites high off their gourd.
Seriously! I (20F) have been henching for not a long time, admittedly, but everytime I find some work, it's for a villain that insists we wear something that only the most depraved mind could think of! It's always leotard this, bodysuit that, everything has to be skin-tight! I don't mind it that much, but to me it's just odd.
HE WAS SO COOL AND I GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH AND APPARENTLY HE HAS A SIDEKICK NOW???
Well, that's it. I just finished school and I was accepted into the engineering faculty of Gotham University, I had doubts about how to pay for it but I applied for the Wayne-Enterprises scholarship and got it. It's a big opportunity to waste it, some friends told me it wasn't a good idea due to all the stuff going on in the city, but my parents were very supportive and offered to help me pay rent until I get on my feet.
So, does anyone have any tips to give me? What is a good area to live in, what things I am not recommended to do, what to do in case I find myself in the middle of an attack by someone like the Joker, etc.
Thank you in advance.
(OOC: English is not my native language, I apologize for any spelling or grammar mistakes).
#supershit
I REALLY GOT ALL OF YOU LEX CULTERS HUH?? Superman for the win
I just woke up, and my brain is warming up, so sorry for any typos. I would like everyone's input on what kind of rules you want for the sub and ideas you want to throw around.
So my idea so far is going to be themed around a gentrifying Gotham SoHo-like borough. I feel like there's a lot of RP potential; could role-play as goons, hipsters, street vendors, drunk cops, etc. Maybe someone gets priced out of their apartment because of trust-fund kids moving into the area and has to resort to henching. Or someone could be pissed off because they turned Tony's Gotham Dogs into an overpriced cafe, or a D-list villain asking how to get body odor out of your suit.
I'll take a lot of rules from here, like the no significant character RP, but for the most part it's going to be a place where you can still post things like an NPR-like radio station where the hosts unknowingly interview's rogues or goofy posts like [r/CapesAndBuns].
I'm thinking we'll be a little stricter on meta knowledge, so less Joe the hot vendor talking about how the penguin is smuggling drugs and guns through the sercert tunnals built by the Court of Owls, who have been running Gotham in secret for the past millennium.
My vision is to have a sub where it's a little more restrictive on the broad spectrum of the DC universe, but a lot more freedom within the confines of the Gotham DC area. It's cool if you want to post content like Star City posts, but it's primarily going to revolve around the borough and the city.
What are your thoughts on the idea?
This was created so that their can still be posts about the three commas and such. Now this can be sued for other posts about other heroes we have not yet seen in the Dcu while also using some parts of the Dcu. And as always thank you for your time (I just created this and will be working on it with other people who want to be mods)
How will our plotlines connect here? Can we still do things like the Three Commas?
SPOILERS FOR THE FORST FIVE MINUTES OF LANTERNS
What I mean is how do you guys feel about both guy Gardner and >!hal Jordan !<as green lanterns and who’s your favorite? honestly I kinda like guys cut
So as some of you know I made a new sub for role playing the dc universe how we are able to before this purge happen. And it’s need a new name so what should it be(it’s primarily should be about gotham)
OOC(PLS IGNORE THE NAZI SHIT PLLLSSSSS MY CHRACATER IS SPECIFICALLY IN PROTEST TO THAT DUMBASS FREIKORPER JUST REMOVCE THE SWASTIKAS AND 88S REPLACE THEM WITH A BLACK PRUSSIAN EAGELremove any nazi synergy)
also alert to the goonion open recrutiment pitch for someone who is good with melee weapons has class and can shoulder responsibilites, for the place of my right hand man you will be getting: Life ensurance and decent dental along with a case of semi bulletproof armor on the second slide, not trying to go big but a more b list villain needs a good advisor
(OOC: In my head canon, r/henchlife is semi-encrypted. I think it's ridiculous that a bunch of people would openly talk about committing crimes; instead, we're all on r/VacuumCleanersClub, where it's an open secret that this is the real r/henchlife amongst goons, rogues, and a few capes. With civilians just seeing another heated debate on which vacuum is the best)
I meet up with this dude through my cousin; he's some sort of writer. Wrote a book about the history of condiments or something. He shows me this crazy looking purple pepper and gives me like 200 mini sauce bottles. Tells me to give out a few samples at my spot and see what happens. I gave out like 30 or 40 of them and went out to the club with my boys.
I come back to this massive line; fucking fiends were fighting to give me everything they had. I could have told them to pull out their silver fillings. They even had bidding wars on who was going to get the next bottle. Guys, I made more cash in 30 minutes than I made all of last year. And the best part is that the cops can't do anything about it; all I'm doing is selling hot sauce.
So who's in?
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(A Gus The Goon post. Possibly the last one for a while)
I have two left feet, but I really don't want to lose this job. Dr P pays really, really well. And none of the other freak gangs want to touch us after seeing what he did to the other crime bosses.
I'm worried I'm gonna embarrass everyone at the club though. Should I start taking private dance lessons to help me catch up to the other guys?