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Breaking News: Hal Jordan, Green Lantern, found dead
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Breaking News: Hal Jordan, Green Lantern, found dead

Beloved hero Green Lantern, real name Hal Jordan, known for his service of 30 years in crime fighting and global protection was reported to have tragically passed away in rural Rushville, Nebraska.

Following 10 years serving time in prison for the charge of reckless endangerment which he himself proclaimed to be the main cause of the alien disaster that occurred in the rural town, Hal Jordan was released and moved to Rushville, Nebraska, where he spent the final weeks of his life living in privacy. The people of Rushville reported that he was "nosey, irritating and bothersome" to the locals, as he would repeatedly attempt to make up for the alien disaster by offering to do small errands, favors and help the people of Rushville in anyway he could, despite being unwelcomed by the community.

Local investigation reported that Mr. Jordan was found with a fatal gunshot wound to his head and a broken nose. Two weeks prior to his death, Mr. Jordan had also suffered an attempted arson attack in his own residency, which he was rescued from by a local who will remain anonymous according to Mr. Jordan's wishes.

The local police department also reported that Mr.Jordan's funeral and burial was done in privacy, prior to the report of his death, with the attendance of his friends and family, along with current acting Green Lantern, Guy Gardner. A tragic conclusion to the life of a national hero and a legend of the superhero world, and certainly not what we would expect for a retiree beloved Green Lantern.

u/Slayerpath — 4 days ago
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Who would you want to portray Hal Jordan in a Green Lantern biopic?

Personally, I think Ryan Reynolds would do a great job portraying Hal, he got the face close enough to young Hal and he seems like he got the right attitude to fit a green lantern already

u/Slayerpath — 4 days ago
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[r/Gotham] An Apology to Gotham

To the people of Park Row. I am deeply sorry for my conduct this evening. While, the Mossburg 500 I had brought me was not actually loaded (I had stuffed it with marshmallows in my manic state), I likely still traumatized the patrons of the restaurant. I did not mean anything of political intent when I called the patrons, many of whom being people of color “hellspawn”. Racism has no place in my heart or at Schmidt Steel Industries. This was a manic/religious psychosis state brought upon a misguided attempt to become immune to the various chemical agents common to Gotham City (in this case being fear toxin). But I am again, very sorry for my conduct.

I would also like to thank Gotham’s “Robin” for tackling me to the ground and administrating to me some antidote to the fear toxin in my system.

I am not a criminal. I have no intention of hurting or harming anyone. I do not have any desire to threaten the lives of anyone or anything.

As a way to apologize for my conduct. I will be donating $150,000 to the Park Row Children’s Fund. While I cannot fix broken trust in one night, I hope this can be a stepping stone to make amends on behalf of myself and Schmidt Steel.

I am more than willing to take questions and concerns at this time.

Yours,

CEO of Schmidt Steel, Karl J. Schmidt Jr.

u/AutumnsFall101 — 5 days ago
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[r/GothamsFinest] Advice on how to microdose fear toxin?

OOC: Imagine this is a subreddit for Gotham’s rich and influential.

Hello GF!

My name is Karl Schmidt (M47), owner of Schmidt Steel from Cleveland.

So I am traveling to Gotham to meet up with Wayne during his big Charity Ball to talk about some proposals. But I am clearly not from Gotham. I wanted to be prepared for anything.

So this week I bought some fear toxin pills from the internet. I have no clue if they are from the Halloween guy or if they are like bootleg. I got it from a guy who knows a guy in Metropolis.

I took about 3 20mg pills with my morning coffee. My hope is to microdose myself so I have some degree of immunity to the various chemical the weirdos of Gotham use.

But the event is tonight.

So, like how long do the effects of fear toxin last in small doses and like will people know?

Thanks,

Karl

u/AutumnsFall101 — 5 days ago
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Strange green lantern(?) sighting

Following the tragic passing of the original beloved Green Lantern, Hal Jordan, multiple sources have reported a strange sighting of a flying green entity in the sky, first spotted near Rushville, Nebraska.

Though at first thought to be currently acting Green Lantern, Guy Gardner, Lordtech has denied such a claim, saying that the company has Guy Gardner's route on watch and that this mysterious green glow does not follow Guy Gardner's known route.

Rumors speculate that a new Green Lantern has risen to the scene, inspired by Hal Jordan's legacy. Others say that it might be a new alien sighting, or simply a strange flying meta with a green glow unrelated to the known Lantern Corps.

Whatever it may be, the locals of Rushville have kept quiet about the possible identity of this flying green glow, following the unwelcomed visit of Guy Gardner to the town.

u/Slayerpath — 4 days ago
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[r/Gotham] So…what’s the deal with “SuperBabes”?

Okay, so I (M47) was supposed to go to a charity event with Bruce Wayne last night where we were going to discuss some business propositions. But I was unable to go due to an “self inflicted illness” for lack of a better word.

I spent today recovering and I just talked to Wayne about places we could go I mentioned this place called Superbabes. Seemed like a Bar Food rustic kind of place and I mentioned it to Bruce and he laughed for like ten minutes. He said something among the lines about how the paparazzi would have a field day if he was caught dead in a place like that.

I checked the reviews. It somehow has a .5 stars.

What’s so bad about Superbabes?

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u/AutumnsFall101 — 4 days ago
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CLAYFACE SPOILER RULES

Looking to be a very unique project! I’m excited for what it brings to the table, also glad that this movie will help us streamline what is and isn't allowed for Gotham posts in the DCU. Anyways, onto the rules

- SPOILER RULES (Failure to adhere to these results ay result in a warning or ban, depending on how severe the spoiler was.)

- You cannot make a post about the events of the film until a full week has passed. This is to avoid people getting spoiled on their reddit feed before they have a chance to watch it. Any post made prior to October 30th will be removed.

- Do NOT mention any specific events from the film in the title of your post. Any posts featuring spoilers in their title will be removed and you may receive a ban.

- Any posts about the film made after October 30th must be marked as a spoiler during this timeframe. Report any posts that don't comply.

THESE RULES WILL STAY ACTIVE UNTIL A MONTH AFTER THE FILM'S RELEASE (November 23rd) AFTER THAT DATE, YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO MAKE POSTS ABOUT IT WITH SPOILERS IN THE TITLE AND WITHOUT MARKING YOUR POSTS AS SPOILERS.

u/Weird875 — 4 days ago

[r/askhistorians] why wasn’t markovia part of Yugoslavia?

So Markovia is directly next to Slovenia and is a predominantly South Slavic speaking country so why wasn’t it folded into Yugoslavia after ww2

u/CAyukon — 4 days ago
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This random architect on Linkedin is claiming to be a former Green Lantern

People really just be making up anything up on Linkedin i guess.

u/ProbablyTheWurst — 12 days ago
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Can't believe John is put for Trump

Former Green Lantern for about 5 minutes is out for the president, thoughts, could action like these excuse his pardon for his actions against the town of Rushville way back in 2016?

u/Mysterious-Post-5816 — 11 days ago
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[r/Hasan_Piker] So…when did Hasan become a “the butts match” truther?

u/AutumnsFall101 — 12 days ago
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(R/HotTakes) Honestly i dont support Supermans interference in Boravia

Dont get me wrong i dont hate the idea of stopping Boravia from killing hundreds of Jarhanpurian lives and annexing the nation but the problem is if we let Superheroes interfere in national politics whats happens when the next sexy alien from the sky, guy who got a magical ring or teen who discovered an ancient artifact bug is a nazi? Or a crazy religious guy who beleives the whole world needs to be converted by force or someone who beleives every immigrant should be kicked out. Do we let them butt into global politics too? Superman is a gopd guy but he is too kind hearted to see how heroes interfering in shit like this could be horrible in the wrong hands.

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u/Dugo111 — 11 days ago