I made some fanmade pests a while back (https://www.reddit.com/r/HomeSafetyHotline/comments/1prxpxu/custom\_pests/) and haven’t been on the subreddit for a little while, and I just got back into HSH, and wanted to make images for my custom pests! :D
Tech Sprite
DESCRIPTION:
Tech Sprites are a subspecies of sprite that live inside the circuit boards inside various types of technology, most often found in home computers. Callers infested with Tech Sprites commonly report technical difficulties, slower network speeds, and dangerous computer viruses that weren’t there before.
DANGER:
Tech Sprites pose no inherent threat to humans on their own, however, if left unchecked, they will eventually move on from their home circuit boards to the electrical wiring of the household and can potentially cause a house fire.
SOLUTION:
Simply pour champagne or other bubbly liquids on all your technology you can find. If all tech has been accounted for using this method, Tech Sprites will leave the home immediately and find another home to reside in.