u/laceydetails

Tech Sprite

DESCRIPTION:
Tech Sprites are a subspecies of sprite that live inside the circuit boards inside various types of technology, most often found in home computers. Callers infested with Tech Sprites commonly report technical difficulties, slower network speeds, and dangerous computer viruses that weren’t there before.

DANGER:
Tech Sprites pose no inherent threat to humans on their own, however, if left unchecked, they will eventually move on from their home circuit boards to the electrical wiring of the household and can potentially cause a house fire.

SOLUTION:
Simply pour champagne or other bubbly liquids on all your technology you can find. If all tech has been accounted for using this method, Tech Sprites will leave the home immediately and find another home to reside in.

ChampagneSupernova!!! Champagne was poured on Edgar and helped to turn him sentient, Hal is a supercomputer, and a stella nova is a ‘new star’ etymologically and nova on its own can also can mean a sudden burst of light that then fades into obscurity, which represents my sunshine-like personality and how I get burnout a lot =] I am so proud of this hehe

I know this has been done to death but I’m endlessly curious tehe

Absolutely sent me when I encountered this upon opening the game 💀

I got to watch 2001: A Space Odyssey for the first time a few days ago and fell in love with this guy right away tehe, he makes me so happy weeee!!! 💓

She’s perfect 🥹💗