r/HumorNama

Every day, they noticed their boss leaving work early. One day, the women decided that whenever the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never came back to work or called to check in, so how would she ever know?

The brunette was thrilled to get home early. She did some gardening, spent time playing with her son, and enjoyed an early dinner with her husband.

The redhead was delighted to have time for a quick workout at the gym before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was excited to get home early and surprise her husband. But when she reached her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise coming from inside.

Slowly and quietly, she opened the door and was horrified to see her husband in bed with her boss.

She gently closed the door and quietly slipped out of the house.

The next day during their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and asked the blonde if she wanted to join them.

“No way!” the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday!”

Did you hear about the waiter who got caught stealing expensive herbs from the kitchen?

Two lawyers walk into a restaurant, sit down at a table, order coffee, and pull out their sandwiches.

My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday... said maybe they'll marry each other.

Donald Trump has a new brand of non-alcoholic beer. It is called..

What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

If the number 666 is considered evil..

At the end of dinner, I asked my date if she’d mind bringing the wine and dessert to our llama picnic this weekend.

Why are fish so easy to weigh?

I highly recommend Nolan’s new film…

How do you make a Pirate angry?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all worked in the same office for the same female boss.

After a heavy rainstorm filled the potholes with water, a mother watched her two young sons playing outside through the kitchen window.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich?

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?

Now that's what I call Toeing.

My friend got all dressed up for a Star Trek convention.

A male fly notices a rather attractive female fly lounging on a pile of cow manure.

At the airport, my friend suggested we disguise ourselves as luggage.

How do you get a squirrel's attention?