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BREAKING: Family have confirmed that Sir David Attenborough drifted away peacefully in the early hours of the morning

The research vessel, RRS Sir David Attenborough, was seen drifting away from the coast in the early hours of the morning by a family of 4 walking along the beach. Other sightings have been confirmed and verified.

u/Quirky-Weight-6500 — 1 day ago
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Rest in Peace Sir David Attenborough (1926-2026)

Finally he can enjoy his hour long evening nap that he always takes at 26 minutes past 7 in PEACE, as next door has gotten rid of the dog that barked constantly during this time and kept waking him up.

Apparently it found Sir David's unique personal musk irresistible, like so many animals do.

u/biggytitbo — 1 day ago
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David Attemborough found, at 100 years old, dead set on living for the foreseeable future.

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u/klnop_ — 2 days ago
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Attenborough dead, aged 90. He died of natural causes.

Richard Attenborough died peacefully in 2014 of natural causes. David, on the other hand, is still well and alive.

Edit: The amount of people not reading the body and completely missing the punchline is actually hilarious 😭✌️

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u/TheRealJiko — 3 days ago
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David Attenborough is not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not alive

u/EduardRaban — 2 days ago
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I pity the person that posts a Fakenborough right before his actual death announcement

I’ve been thinking about this for a few weeks now – I am going to feel SO awful for the person that posts a fake announcement right before his actual death. I’d be absolutely mortified if it were me it would be SO awkward 😭

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u/MissionBed1738 — 2 days ago
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Sir David Attenborough has tragically passed away, aged 100, August 16th at 5:18 PM, reports Google.

Sir David Attenborough will be excited to hear the news, but fans of the word "away" will be devastated, and the coming days will be long and painful for them, this is one of the times where we must come together as a country, and pay our respects for those in mourning.

u/Neither-Passenger-11 — 4 days ago
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Sir David Attenborough Found Deceased.

It has been a wild day today, as Sir David Attenborough was found taking a listen to hits from the American thrash metal band, Deceased, for the first time. This was a completely bizarre move from him, since there are no known, professional, personal, or biographical ties between the British Broadcaster, and the band.

u/siennah_patricia — 3 days ago
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Sad to announce David Attenborough is no longer Wheetus

After he tried out for drums, then bass and then guitar, he will not be in the band Wheetus.

u/shazstarr — 2 days ago
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Sir David Attenborough pronounced dead at age 100

I mean sure it's just a 1 syllable word but Sir David Attenborough said it so clearly and with such elegance and grace for a man his age it just had to be recognized. We look forward to him pronouncing more words in the future.

u/Bensign97 — 4 days ago
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BREAKING NEWS TODAY: SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH HAS PASSED AGE 100. THE UK HAS COME TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE HIS MILESTONES AND ACHIEVEMENTS THROUGHOUT HIS 100 YEARS ON EARTH. He has passed age 100 and is now 100 and 3 months and 10 days old.

u/liubby — 2 days ago
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After a long and ferocious fight, David Attenborough's apple tree (aged 100) has been declared dead.

In the face of climate change, Attenborough's tree was no match. It failed to recive the amount of water it needed to live last year, drying it up.

u/RenShing — 2 days ago
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Officially: Sir David Attenborough found Dead!

The legendary British broadcaster and naturalist Sir David Attenborough found a song called Dead! on Spotify while listening to The Black Parade, an iconic 2006 album by an American rock band My Chemical Romance. He reportedly liked the song, but still prefers Welcome to the Black Parade and Disenchanted a bit more.

u/DaniDrummer21 — 4 days ago
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David Attenborough has passed Away after a long battle, to the devastation of his fans

Those rooting for Away will be hoping he can make a comeback in the next few laps

u/SG133722 — 3 days ago
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Attenborough is alive..??

bro i never use reddit but i keep getting notifs of David Attenborough dying daily by the HOUR.😭 one day hes gonna really go and im not gonna believe it at all

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u/WaitAcrobatic4590 — 3 days ago