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r/IsAttenboroughAlive

BREAKING: Sir David Attenborough, 100, has been arrested on suspicion of tax fraud and financial theft. He will be held in jail, awaiting his turn where he will pay $50 to get out, as he does not have a get out of jail free card.
▲ 60 r/IsAttenboroughAlive

BREAKING: Sir David Attenborough, 100, has been arrested on suspicion of tax fraud and financial theft. He will be held in jail, awaiting his turn where he will pay $50 to get out, as he does not have a get out of jail free card.

u/Greedy_History_6683 — 10 days ago
▲ 138 r/IsAttenboroughAlive

After today's sad news, I think it's only fitting that we end this sub 🫤

The sad news is that they gave me the wrong meat🫤 but didn't want it to go to waste so we (being me) felt it right to finish eating anyway. David Attenborough who is alive and well did approve of my salad choices.

u/Aaron_Stanley964 — 11 days ago